You know you're an LDR fan when...

[keanefar 1,007]

When you see a trailer for a movie on TV, but don't have your glasses on so you can't tell who's in it, and you go to google to search Chris Brown (who I was wondering about) and you type "Cola" instead of Chris Brown???? Wtf??

[my ol man isa batman 480]

when you discuss what lana has made you do/think on a lana forum 

[CokoKilos 366]

When you know both monologues for Ride and National Anthem by heart that your sitting in the pitch black dark and you find yourself saying everything word by word out loud while sobbing.

 

When you had a dream about Lana last night and she was 8 ft tall, refused to take a photo but insisted on bumping fists all while Oliva Wilde tries to take a photo of you both.

 

When You tell your sister how your going to marry Lana one day and honestly believe it

[Creyk 11,726]

When you see a hot man and you think "You can be my daddy " even though you are not even into older men.

[Rebel 3,177]

When I sing along I do them like how she does it live, e.g. 1 2 1 1 1 during the MDM intro, and how she changes the chorus to Summertime Sadness (I just wanted my baby to know, that I think he's the best, etc)

 

(resurrection)

[Arthur 86]

When you've got more records of Lana ( http://fr.tinypic.com/view.php?pic=sm4t9c&s=8#.U1TZb86vTbU ) than of any other artists in your record collection, although there's still only one official Lana album

[Bae 565]

your phone memory is clogged with hundreds of lana songs

living in a trailer park sounds cool and super chic suddenly

an ideal friday night is chilling by yourself listening to lana tracks

rays are the most annoying thing

[GangstaBoy 3,930]

When after surgery, and under the effects of anesthesia, you start yelling to the nurses that Elvis is your father and Marilyn Monroe is your mother, and then you proceed to sing Body Electric to the hospital staff and patients LOL

 

This actually happened to me a few months ago, I didn't know if I should post it here or in the Real Embarrassment thread

[kid blue 47]

someone calling a significant other "daddy' no longer bothers you as much as it used to. 

you wish your trailer park life was as cool and glamorous as her's. (it's reallly not) 

constantly being on the look out for heart shaped sunglasses.

wanting to be called Sunshine, Lavender, babydoll. 

wanting a Buttwiser shirt so bad it's become an obsession. I mean come on.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[silver starlet 1,376]

when you suddenly have a fascination with random/common things (like trailer parks, heart shaped sunglasses, palm trees, motel 6's, all the cars she sings about, all the places she sings about, etc)

when kennedy is the only president you pay attention to in history class

you find yourself acting out these emotes irl         

when you accidentally refer to your friend as lizzy grant as opposed to lizzy (her real last name) (totally has happened to me  )

[Lirazel 700]

When you wish you were american just so you can connect to Lana's music more (and maybe casually stumble upon her when she's touring there )

When you suddenly enjoy pop music, even though you used to hate it
When you have cravings to compulsively read every Lana interview ever!!!!1 and watch random videos of her on youtube

When you research things and artists that inspire her

When you suddenly get super interested in Elvis Presley (or Marilyn Monroe - but I've always loved her).
When you suddenly see the appeal of Jesus as a pop cultural icon, not a religious one

[silver starlet 1,376]

omg when u refer to Vladimir Nabokov as Whitman Nabokov    i just did that...

[TRENCH 15,450]

When, everytime you see Diet Mtn Dew, you begin singing, "Baby, New York City. Never was there ever a girl so pretty." You also make sure that you let anyone drinking Diet Mtn Dew know that LANA DEL FUCKING REY MADE A SONG WITH THAT SAME TITLE. YOU THEN PROCEED TO SING IT FOR THEM.

When you start having these terrible urges to own American Flag shirts.

 

 

yes true, especially the shirts

[CokoKilos 366]

The thought of girls making/wearing flower crowns at Lana's show and just immediately think Basic

[Rayse 659]

you're an atheist but you pray to tropico jesus

[Lirazel 700]

When you really wish that someone wrote a well-researched LDR biography which would tell you all there is about her life and career

[eternixy 300]

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[comeintomybedroom 8,662]

when you have four different versions of the same song that are seconds apart and you're able to distinguish every difference.

[GodBlessMe 2,141]

When you sing BE, MDM, SS, MM, BTD, VG and.... Like she does them live ...

When you think living in a trailer park sounds glamorous.

When you want heart shaped sunglasses.

When you want to name your 3 future daughters Lana, Lizzy and May.

When smoking is cool.

When you have the American flag hanging on your wall even though you're not American.

[Creyk 11,726]

When Lorde stans annoy you because she was mean to the Queen