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I suppose I'd marry Lizzy Grant, fuck Ethan Kath, and kill Obama.

 

Also, you guys: check your hang-ups at the door. In this thread, we fuck all genders and even animals and babies and old women if we are pushed to it.

 

 

The Queen of England

A Saint Bernard

Adele's baby

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Marry Emma Watson

Fuck Kristen Stewart

Kill Chris Brown

 

Perez Hilon, zombie and very unattractive woman/man. Like, extremly unattractive


*Insert awesome and creative photo of Lana with added photoshops effects here*

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I'd hatefuck Perez, marry unattractive man, and kill the zombie because FUCK THAT.

 

Alton Brown, Bobby Flay, Guy Fieri (too much Food Network in my life)

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Marry Elvis, fuck James Dean, kill Audrey Hepburn.

(That's the most content I've ever felt after deciding on a choice in this thread.)

 

Your grandma, your grandpa, your dad.

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Lemon pie, Monicker, evilentity

 

FINALLY A JUICY POST THAT I WANT TO ANSWER.

 

Did I just say "juicy"?........... I'm sorry.

 

I'd marry Monicker (he could finally teach me his ways, till death do us part!!!! :flutter:), fuck Evilentity (because he's a straight male and it would be horrifyingly delicious to watch him squirm in fear of my faggotry, BDSM yo ;)), and kill Lemon Pie.............................. with my mouth.


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Guest Maru the Cat

FINALLY A JUICY POST THAT I WANT TO ANSWER.

 

Did I just say "juicy"?........... I'm sorry.

 

I'd marry Monicker (he could finally teach me his ways, till death do us part!!!! :flutter:), fuck Evilentity (because he's a straight male and it would be horrifyingly delicious to watch him squirm in fear of my faggotry, BDSM yo ;)), and kill Lemon Pie.............................. with my mouth.

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I'd marry Monicker (he could finally teach me his ways, till death do us part!!!! :flutter:), fuck Evilentity (because he's a straight male and it would be horrifyingly delicious to watch him squirm in fear of my faggotry, BDSM yo ;)), and kill Lemon Pie.............................. with my mouth.

You'd have to get past one of these first:

 

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How's that for BDSM?

 

Auto-Tuned Loon, Ben Mawson, Heavy Hitler.


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Stalking you has sorta become like my occupation.

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