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The Jon Batiste Interlude really pisses me off
I feel like that could've been a really beautiful, Tori Amos-esque track by the two of them and instead it's just a messy circlejerk "feature"
That bit where she sings "honey" (?) @ 2:20 or so is so beautiful and it's just fucking wasted
Idk what they're talking about and tbh I don't really care
I would've just much preferred a fully formed song than just a recording of them fucking around in the studio

What a gorgeous gorgeous party, how I missed you girls. To answer Lindsay’s question, I absolutely would’ve made it into the final 3 had I not been disqualified. In a way, me being late was like an act of charity that day. 
 
In the end I think it all worked out! I won’t have to try to sleep through Mitski’s stank farts (that Activia is spoiled sis) ever again. Not only that, but during my time spent going through the North Korean judiciary system I found me a cute little boo thang…
 
Say hello to the new first lady of North Korea!

What a gorgeous gorgeous party, how I missed you girls. To answer Lindsay’s question, I absolutely would’ve made it into the final 3 had I not been disqualified. In a way, me being late was like an act of charity that day. 
 
In the end I think it all worked out! I won’t have to try to sleep through Mitski’s stank farts (that Activia is spoiled sis) ever again. Not only that, but during my time spent going through the North Korean judiciary system I found me a cute little boo thang…
 
Say hello to the new first lady of North Korea!

What a gorgeous gorgeous party, how I missed you girls. To answer Lindsay’s question, I absolutely would’ve made it into the final 3 had I not been disqualified. In a way, me being late was like an act of charity that day. 
 
In the end I think it all worked out! I won’t have to try to sleep through Mitski’s stank farts (that Activia is spoiled sis) ever again. Not only that, but during my time spent going through the North Korean judiciary system I found me a cute little boo thang…
 
Say hello to the new first lady of North Korea!

What a gorgeous gorgeous party, how I missed you girls. To answer Lindsay’s question, I absolutely would’ve made it into the final 3 had I not been disqualified. In a way, me being late was like an act of charity that day. 
 
In the end I think it all worked out! I won’t have to try to sleep through Mitski’s stank farts (that Activia is spoiled sis) ever again. Not only that, but during my time spent going through the North Korean judiciary system I found me a cute little boo thang…
 
Say hello to the new first lady of North Korea!

I’m just so incredibly proud of RuPaul… words cannot describe how happy I am that my sister since day 1 has made it to the finish line as a champion. Can’t wait for season 2 as well as the reunion episode. 
 
All of the girls were so deserving of their positions and are also very lucky that I got held up at the North Korean prisons for vaping on an airplane… oops?
 

What a gorgeous gorgeous party, how I missed you girls. To answer Lindsay’s question, I absolutely would’ve made it into the final 3 had I not been disqualified. In a way, me being late was like an act of charity that day. 
 
In the end I think it all worked out! I won’t have to try to sleep through Mitski’s stank farts (that Activia is spoiled sis) ever again. Not only that, but during my time spent going through the North Korean judiciary system I found me a cute little boo thang…
 
Say hello to the new first lady of North Korea!

What a gorgeous gorgeous party, how I missed you girls. To answer Lindsay’s question, I absolutely would’ve made it into the final 3 had I not been disqualified. In a way, me being late was like an act of charity that day. 
 
In the end I think it all worked out! I won’t have to try to sleep through Mitski’s stank farts (that Activia is spoiled sis) ever again. Not only that, but during my time spent going through the North Korean judiciary system I found me a cute little boo thang…
 
Say hello to the new first lady of North Korea!

LMFAOOO 

Kimli XCX 💜

What a gorgeous gorgeous party, how I missed you girls. To answer Lindsay’s question, I absolutely would’ve made it into the final 3 had I not been disqualified. In a way, me being late was like an act of charity that day. 
 
In the end I think it all worked out! I won’t have to try to sleep through Mitski’s stank farts (that Activia is spoiled sis) ever again. Not only that, but during my time spent going through the North Korean judiciary system I found me a cute little boo thang…
 
Say hello to the new first lady of North Korea!

What a gorgeous gorgeous party, how I missed you girls. To answer Lindsay’s question, I absolutely would’ve made it into the final 3 had I not been disqualified. In a way, me being late was like an act of charity that day. 
 
In the end I think it all worked out! I won’t have to try to sleep through Mitski’s stank farts (that Activia is spoiled sis) ever again. Not only that, but during my time spent going through the North Korean judiciary system I found me a cute little boo thang…
 
Say hello to the new first lady of North Korea!

What a gorgeous gorgeous party, how I missed you girls. To answer Lindsay’s question, I absolutely would’ve made it into the final 3 had I not been disqualified. In a way, me being late was like an act of charity that day. 
 
In the end I think it all worked out! I won’t have to try to sleep through Mitski’s stank farts (that Activia is spoiled sis) ever again. Not only that, but during my time spent going through the North Korean judiciary system I found me a cute little boo thang…
 
Say hello to the new first lady of North Korea!

I’m just so incredibly proud of RuPaul… words cannot describe how happy I am that my sister since day 1 has made it to the finish line as a champion. Can’t wait for season 2 as well as the reunion episode. 
 
All of the girls were so deserving of their positions and are also very lucky that I got held up at the North Korean prisons for vaping on an airplane… oops?
 

Let them eat Charli
 
When I'm called to present a Haute Couture look, it's not enough for me to just phone in it and wear a big dress. No, I need to embody the women that came before me. At a time like this, I wonder; "What would Marie Antoinette think?"
 
That's right! Perhaps the one person that's closest to what Haute Couture really is. A trailblazer. A terrible person. This week I didn't come to play and my choice in fashion directly complements my dear friend RuPaul's submission. The only person who truly had my back throughout my entire time here and a queen I will never forget once LNTM is finished.
 

 

Oh my gosh this is so cool this could be a cute wallpaper

Okay I spent a LOT OF FUCKING TIME making this. It is a Born To Die themed isometric room and I've included as many references to the era as I could pack in. It isn't perf, but I'm proud of it, so please lavish me with attention and also follow my IG because I deserve https://www.instagram.com/crying_crustacean/
Thank you to my friends for giving feedback (you know who you are and you're probably sick of looking at this) and a special thanks to Mr Mouns for letting me use his pixelated art on the computer monitor.
See how many references you can find - some are obvious, some not so much. Some are probably so crackheaded that they only make sense to me  I think you can tap and open in new tab to get the maximum resolution, or I have close-ups of various sections in my IG post
I will put a list of references in a spoiler underneath shortly
And yes I am doing the other eras (including AKA)!

List of references:
 

Hello girls! It's me ya girl RuPaul (Also known as 'Roop' in Italian and Vietnamese)
I am honestly so happy to be back with everyone, except with THREE girls...
 
@Daytona Beach Sparkler Why did you leave three anti-being a drag queen pems under my bed telling me to watch my back? Are you really going to forget that time @bia threw away your cherry coke flavored vape? I see right through you.
 
@DemonMic2003 Porkchop. Jealousy is a disease. Feel better soon. X
 
@TheBoss You NASTY girl! How dare you do the things you put me through. I already contacted RCA to look for you. Enjoy working with them for 20 years with NOTHING in return. I now own the masters for BB/ANG3L. I'd like to take the chance to announce my album RU/ANG3L! Give it up for RU/ANG3L you guys!
 
I went through so much in this competition: The girls gave me LEAN; I was isolated from the group; Taylor Swift snatched my tuck and now ion even got it on me; Lana Del Rey punched me in the left side of my prosthetic breasts; and I was almost killed by THE JUDGES themselves after one of them served me uncooked fish. I mean I like them fishy but not like this!
 

I’m just so incredibly proud of RuPaul… words cannot describe how happy I am that my sister since day 1 has made it to the finish line as a champion. Can’t wait for season 2 as well as the reunion episode. 
 
All of the girls were so deserving of their positions and are also very lucky that I got held up at the North Korean prisons for vaping on an airplane… oops?
 

I’m just so incredibly proud of RuPaul… words cannot describe how happy I am that my sister since day 1 has made it to the finish line as a champion. Can’t wait for season 2 as well as the reunion episode. 
 
All of the girls were so deserving of their positions and are also very lucky that I got held up at the North Korean prisons for vaping on an airplane… oops?
 

Let them eat Charli
 
When I'm called to present a Haute Couture look, it's not enough for me to just phone in it and wear a big dress. No, I need to embody the women that came before me. At a time like this, I wonder; "What would Marie Antoinette think?"
 
That's right! Perhaps the one person that's closest to what Haute Couture really is. A trailblazer. A terrible person. This week I didn't come to play and my choice in fashion directly complements my dear friend RuPaul's submission. The only person who truly had my back throughout my entire time here and a queen I will never forget once LNTM is finished.
 

 

Let them eat Charli
 
When I'm called to present a Haute Couture look, it's not enough for me to just phone in it and wear a big dress. No, I need to embody the women that came before me. At a time like this, I wonder; "What would Marie Antoinette think?"
 
That's right! Perhaps the one person that's closest to what Haute Couture really is. A trailblazer. A terrible person. This week I didn't come to play and my choice in fashion directly complements my dear friend RuPaul's submission. The only person who truly had my back throughout my entire time here and a queen I will never forget once LNTM is finished.
 

 

Let them eat Charli
 
When I'm called to present a Haute Couture look, it's not enough for me to just phone in it and wear a big dress. No, I need to embody the women that came before me. At a time like this, I wonder; "What would Marie Antoinette think?"
 
That's right! Perhaps the one person that's closest to what Haute Couture really is. A trailblazer. A terrible person. This week I didn't come to play and my choice in fashion directly complements my dear friend RuPaul's submission. The only person who truly had my back throughout my entire time here and a queen I will never forget once LNTM is finished.
 

 

Let them eat Charli
 
When I'm called to present a Haute Couture look, it's not enough for me to just phone in it and wear a big dress. No, I need to embody the women that came before me. At a time like this, I wonder; "What would Marie Antoinette think?"
 
That's right! Perhaps the one person that's closest to what Haute Couture really is. A trailblazer. A terrible person. This week I didn't come to play and my choice in fashion directly complements my dear friend RuPaul's submission. The only person who truly had my back throughout my entire time here and a queen I will never forget once LNTM is finished.
 

 

Let them eat Charli
 
When I'm called to present a Haute Couture look, it's not enough for me to just phone in it and wear a big dress. No, I need to embody the women that came before me. At a time like this, I wonder; "What would Marie Antoinette think?"
 
That's right! Perhaps the one person that's closest to what Haute Couture really is. A trailblazer. A terrible person. This week I didn't come to play and my choice in fashion directly complements my dear friend RuPaul's submission. The only person who truly had my back throughout my entire time here and a queen I will never forget once LNTM is finished.