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Congratulations on posting the most disgusting comment I've ever read! Have fun being banned, bye.  

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Official Releases:
 

 
Free Download: http://www.simon-curtis.com/
 
It samples, Britney Spears, Kelly Clarkson (Diablo), Jay-Z (The Dark) & Lady Gaga (Beat Drop)
 

 

 
BUY IT NOW: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/id442416533
 
Bonus: The track "Pit of Vipers" was intended to be part of Britne's Femme Fatale
 
The empowerment anthem
 

 
And the rough gay sex song:
 

 
 
 
 

French, Montana, American, CEO, rapper, cocaine, Bad Boys, Coke Boys. Maybe she picked him after googling key words.

you're defs gonna need to elaborate on this point. See we don't actually like Lana here, we're all about nudes and genitals~

Burning Desire

First of all, English is not my first language so sorry about any mistakes I could have made.
Also, I would like to warn you that my idea is very sexual so please, only read it if you are okay with it.
 
I know Lana would never do this type of video, so consider this FANFICTION:
 
 
LANA DEL REY - COLA Directed by lastofnonsense   Concept: Late-1960s. The Golden Age of Porn. Lana is nothing but a bad girl who did what she had to do. Yeah, that's right, this beautiful girl is into this dirty business. Lana is a porn star who gets her director and boyfriend (Harvey) to make a lot of money. Harvey is your everyday guy, only that he enjoys to watch her girl getting fucked by old men like him. He loves to watch. That's why and how he's got into this business after all.   Esthetics: The video will have a 1960s porn video atmosphere. It will also have an artistic direction like many porn movies used to have back then. The video will remind a lot of us, the fans, how Lana has always been a video star since her vintage homemade videos.   PRESS PLAY, PLEASE.   Lana is laying on a bed. The camera loves her. She smiles.   Harvey's off screen, obviously behing the camera. He asks her: Ready?   She answers, without hesitation: I was born ready.   She's not only ready to her act, but also to tell her story.   THE MUSIC STARTS.   She starts moving seductively. She knows what she's doing.   She gets closer and closer. Then she looks right to the camera and sings:   MY PUSSY TASTE LIKE PEPSI-COLA   MY EYES ARE WIDE LIKE CHERRY PIES   We see different footage of Lana kissing old guys, obviously porn actors.   I GOT A TASTE FOR MEN WHO ARE OLDER   IT'S ALWAYS BEEN SO IT'S NO SURPRISE   We see a guy recording these scenes previously mentioned, clearly enjoying it. We see his dirty smile. It's the first time we see the guy who's behind it. Then, we see a cute moment of Lana hugging him and kissing him, and he kisses her back in her forehead, like a father would do.   HARVEY'S IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS AND HE'S MAKING ME CRAZY (HE COULDN'T LIVE A LIE)   ALL HE WANTS TO DO IS PARTY WITH HIS PRETTY BABY   We keep seeing different footage of Lana kissing other old guys. Like porn pre-sex scenes. When they start making out. We see how Lana looks at them wanting love, attention and approval, while it's obviously they only want her for sex. We also see footage of Lana singing to the camera.   COME ON, BABY, LET'S RIDE   WE CAN SCAPE TO THE GREAT SUNSHINE   I KNOW YOUR WIFE, SHE WOULDN'T MIND   WE MADE IT OUT TO THE OTHER SIDE   WE MADE IT OUT TO THE OTHER SIDE   WE MADE IT OUT TO THE OTHER SIDE   (There's footage of her singing right to the camera, she's talking to your everyday porn watcher: We can scape to the great sunshine, I know your wife, she wouldn't mind)   We see her moan interpolated with footage of natural things like a river or rain.   COME ON, COME ON   COME ON, BABY   WOAH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH   WOAH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, YEAH   We see footage of her glamourous porn star life and everything the money has given to her.   I FALL ASLEEP IN AN AMERICAN FLAG   I WEAR MY DIAMONDS ON SKID ROW   We see Lana singing right to the camera and winking.   I PLEDGE ALLEGIENCE TO MY DAD FOR TEACHING ME EVERYTHING HE KNOWS.   We see footage of Harvey giving direction to the actors, totally enjoying it, like a behind the scenes footage. We see how his eyes are totally focused on the scenes. He takes this very seriously. We also see footage of him kissing Lana, hugging her and touching her hair, calming her.   HARVEY'S IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS AND HE'S MAKING ME CRAZY (HE COULDN'T LIVE A LIE)   ALL HE WANTS TO DO IS PARTY WITH HIS PRETTY BABY     CHORUS (Same treatment that had the last one)     We see her talking to Harvey in a very intimate way. He holds her. He wants her. She knows this lifestyle is decadent but she's loving every bit of it.   DRUGS, SUCK IT UP LIKE VANILLA ICYS   DON'T TREAT ME ROUGH, TREAT ME REALLY NICEYS   DECORATE MY NECK, DIAMANTES ICES   WHY? COME ON, COME ON   We see her moan, getting to her climax, interpolated with natural things like fire or thunders. It's her cathartic moments. She liberates herself.   OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH   OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH   OOH, OOH, YEAH     CHORUS AND CHORUS AGAIN (Same treatment that had the last ones but we also see footage of Lana smiling triumphant and content to the camera)     We see Lana seducting the camera, she also wants the watcher to liberate himself.   COME ON, COME ON   COME ON, BABY   COME ON, COME ON   COME ON, BABY   We see Harvey behing the camera, his dirty eyes, his dirty smile, he's in ecstasy, fascinated by Lana.   WOAH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH   WOAH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH   Lana gets closer and closer to the camera, smiling. She sings one thing and one thing only, again and again, so we never forget it, while dancing seductively.   MY PUSSY TASTE LIKE PEPSI-COLA (OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, AH)   MY PUSSY TASTE LIKE PEPSI-COLA (OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, AH)   OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH   MY PUSSY TASTE LIKE PEPSI-COLA   OOH, AH, YEAH   Analysis: Lana, in this video, is portraying a porn star. But what's a porn star after all? A fantasy. She's the fantasy. And she knows she's the fantasy. She's what men want, this sex symbol, but deep inside what she really wants is love. She looks to the other porn actors and her director wanting love, attention and approval, but she knows they only want her for sex. She knows she's just fantasy. She knows she can't have it all... so, given she can't have at first that love she wants so much, she wants to ultimately liberate herself and she knows the way to it... She's singing right to the everyday porn watcher, she knows how she's a fantasy, she knows she's sex, so she wanna be this creature who fascinates us, she wants to liberate us from the misfortunes of our lives, she knows she can give us that, an scape, she's a fantasy, she let us scape, she wanna take us to our highest desires, to a state of euphory, she has that power, she wants us to liberate ourselves so once we are on the other side, we can finally love her forever and love all the fantasy of it and in that love, she will finally find freedom.   She's taking to your everyday porn watcher, she wanna take us there:   COME ON, BABY, LET'S RIDE   WE CAN SCAPE TO THE GREAT SUNSHINE   I KNOW YOUR WIFE, SHE WOULDN'T MIND   WE MADE IT OUT TO THE OTHER SIDE   Thank you so much for reading! I hope you enjoyed it. I'm just a 20 year-old guy with too much time on his hands, haha. I will be glad to receive any comments. Again, thank you so much for reading!   TLDR Lana's a porn star.

no, it's Russia 

Meth face

I was just listening to this song while making a sandwich. Gosh, it’s such a good song. It’s so tender and heartbreaking. It’s an especially great song for nighttime. I love the loose quality it has, how it sounds like it was just a quick and spontaneous thing, recorded one night in a sudden flash of inspiration, like it just needed to come out. I love how understated but unique the backing track is with that incongruous drum machine and the little weird noises. I wouldn’t change a thing about it. 
 
These lyrics, i think, are some of her most heartfelt. It’s just chock-full of such simple yet powerful and poignant lines that i think a lot of people can relate to. I especially love the line “the panic and the fear.” Anyone who suffers from panic attacks knows that it’s one of the worst feelings in the world. 
 
Doesn’t the chorus sound like something you’ve heard before in another life? That melody seems to perfectly capture the song’s sentiments, that sense of feeling trapped and that realization that you have to do something, make some sort of change in your life. Your dead-end relationship has sort of become your comfort zone. You think you can change the relationship or even the other person, but you know you’re just lying to yourself. 
 
Her falsetto in this song has a strange quality to it, it’s almost hysterical. And at the end when she abruptly comes out of it back into her lower register (as she’s repeating that she’s done being afraid), it makes me think of, like, when you’ve been crying for hours and you just suddenly snap out of it because you just physically cannot cry anymore.  
 
What a fucking song.

Member of the Week: ataraxia!
 
 
 

TBH. Every trailer park darling I know wears a toe ring.
 
My source is living in Mississippi.

I like what she's wearing. It looks comfy as fuck 

events ~ awkward, old looking, dodgy clothes, over the top make up, over done hair
 
out 'n' about ~ relaxed, young looking, nice style, natural with a bit of nice make up, natural looking hair
 
i don't get why she looks so much worse for events.. i would have thought with a team of people behind her she'd look better..

I like this picture:
 

Theory A: That's Megan Fox's finger. They swapped digits. Which explains Megan's thumb toes.
Theory B: It's a token of affection from her foot fetishist lost love, monicKer.

Logos
 
 
 
 
Design Packs
 
Born to Die (Thanks to Hot Design Packs)
 
Fonts: Steelfish &  League Gothic  Textures from the booklet (blood) Album Photoshoot (Nicole Nodland) Logos (Lana Del Rey EP Logo & Autograph) Fonts
 
Rainbow (BTD Font) [PNG files of every letter]
Rainbow (BTD Font) [Thanks to BadKid/FMI go to the second page on this thread]
Impact (Lana Del Ray Album Font) [You Can Find it on Your PC]
Haettenschweiler (Kill Kill EP Font) [You Can Find it on Your PC]
Nueva Std Light (AKA Alternative Red Cover Font/ "A.K.A Lizzy Grant")
Nueva Std Bold (AKA Alternative Red Cover Font/ "Lana Del Rey")
Radio FM (Paradise Font) 
Garage Gothic (BTD The Remixes EP Font)
Adobe Caslon Pro Italic (BTD Album Credits/Numbers)]
Brown Regular (Ultraviolence credits)
Trixie Plain (UV booklet)
 
Record Labels Logos
 
 
 

Hello!
 
I'm Stalker Sarah and I have the same face in all the celebrities photos I stalk:
 

when I was 12 or 13, I'd always listen to these Russian Soviet Communist Childrens songs. I had no idea what they were singing, (probably a lot of propaganda) but it was always so beautiful. It really touched me *SONICALLY*

Born to Cum
Off to the Brothel
Rodeo Games
Lana mounting You (POV)
National Handjob (Obv A$AP playing JFK)
Slut Paradise
Smelly Hoe
Cumming
Million Dollar Cum
Summertime Lesbians
Without You (Solo)
Lolita
Lucky Holes (DP)

Pretty Baby

Hmm, that seems plausible. Maybe we should ask evil about this? He probably had similar experiences when he was first learning about the internet. I bet he could provide some insight into the thought process of old people.

I'm working on a project for Lana Del Ray I'm going to do the booklet, back cover, cd, inlay etc because why not
 
 

Go Go Dancer, obviously.

You voted and you waited and now finally... here are the final results!
There are a lot of tied positions but only 100 songs made it (out of over 150!)
Thank you to everyone that voted!
 
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Worst song awards:
 
 
 
Members voted: Moy, Vitamin-LDR, Peterkiel, Vintage, JLGAETR, derpderpingtonthesecond (t), twerk4-jesus (t), Storm River, SitarHero, RileyThomas, lanaplease (t), pelicanpunch, FREEDOM, cola, PinUpGaloreLana, TrailerParkDarling, Madrigal, Heartshaped Chevrolet, ataraxia, sbk5, hotschie, Honey, Baby V Alex, lolalitahey, Leo, Miss America, mariann, scorvi12, PrettyBaby
 
(29 voters)