Psychedelic Pussy

I'm predicting 12 solo original songs, 5 collabs, 1 cover.

i would commit suicide if there were 2 covers

Isn't this the second time she cancelled a concert in France? 
 
Mess...  

Wow, what a time to check Lanaboards

Wow, so excited for her to go into hiding for another 3 weeks and randomly drop the preorder and tracklist out of nowhere! Very exciting era! Living for it! SO fresh, so new! 

Will this album be her "Blonde On Blonde"/"The White Album"/"Don Juan's Reckless Daughter"/"Approximately Infinite Universe"/"All Things Must Pass" or will it be a mess filled with unnecessary filler tracks? Only time will tell.

Yeah I can't wait 2 months sorry like this disaster has gone on long enough. I can't keep repeating this cycle of clinging onto hope and Lana staying fucking silent then randomly dropping a magazine cover or a single or a video out of nowhere then disappearing again. It wasn't worth it for the Flaunt shoot, it really was barely worth it for the LFL video which was alright but poorly released and they waited too long, etc.
I'm sure it'll be a good album but she has killed my hype for it completely. It genuinely does feel like she doesn't care anymore. A February lead single for a mid-late July album release? This is really lame, but I can't say I expected any better. Lana already did a lot of damage to her career with the way she executed Ultraviolence and then followed it up with Honeymoon, so there's no reason for shock of course.
 
Still hoping and praying she surprise drops the album in the next 12 hours and she's just fucking with us, but we all know how Lana is

Holy shit! That person was even civil (unlike some of the badgering being done to her management, for sure). So fucking done with this whole team. It's an insult to all of our intelligence (not denying that there are like, kids in this fandom, but it's still kind of shitty to have people who support you and treat them like shit). It doesn't take shit for brains to be a manager for a singer or for that matter, a popstar. I've spoken with enough people on here (even people I don't agree with often) to know that they're high-achieving, intelligent people, some academics, some artists, some just on their way. It takes a lot of fucking hard work to be a real person in the real world. It doesn't take shit to be a fucking pansy-ass Hollywood starlet posse.    Enough with the faux-indie bullshit. Lana and her entire team are as soul-sucking as any other commercialista these days and they've got everyday people sucking at their apathetic teat to make the cold hard cash. I wonder if music even means anything to Lana anymore beyond collaborations that make her look good. Lana had something great and pure in the beginning and it's fucking tainted now. Stay up on the Hollywood sign, honey. You couldn't handle the real world.    also mess at me starting to agree with some of Lana's greatest critics on this forum lately but I'm just really disillusioned with the whole thing

she's messier

Yeah I can't wait 2 months sorry like this disaster has gone on long enough. I can't keep repeating this cycle of clinging onto hope and Lana staying fucking silent then randomly dropping a magazine cover or a single or a video out of nowhere then disappearing again. It wasn't worth it for the Flaunt shoot, it really was barely worth it for the LFL video which was alright but poorly released and they waited too long, etc.
I'm sure it'll be a good album but she has killed my hype for it completely. It genuinely does feel like she doesn't care anymore. A February lead single for a mid-late July album release? This is really lame, but I can't say I expected any better. Lana already did a lot of damage to her career with the way she executed Ultraviolence and then followed it up with Honeymoon, so there's no reason for shock of course.
 
Still hoping and praying she surprise drops the album in the next 12 hours and she's just fucking with us, but we all know how Lana is

Yeah I can't wait 2 months sorry like this disaster has gone on long enough. I can't keep repeating this cycle of clinging onto hope and Lana staying fucking silent then randomly dropping a magazine cover or a single or a video out of nowhere then disappearing again. It wasn't worth it for the Flaunt shoot, it really was barely worth it for the LFL video which was alright but poorly released and they waited too long, etc.
I'm sure it'll be a good album but she has killed my hype for it completely. It genuinely does feel like she doesn't care anymore. A February lead single for a mid-late July album release? This is really lame, but I can't say I expected any better. Lana already did a lot of damage to her career with the way she executed Ultraviolence and then followed it up with Honeymoon, so there's no reason for shock of course.
 
Still hoping and praying she surprise drops the album in the next 12 hours and she's just fucking with us, but we all know how Lana is

Yeah I can't wait 2 months sorry like this disaster has gone on long enough. I can't keep repeating this cycle of clinging onto hope and Lana staying fucking silent then randomly dropping a magazine cover or a single or a video out of nowhere then disappearing again. It wasn't worth it for the Flaunt shoot, it really was barely worth it for the LFL video which was alright but poorly released and they waited too long, etc.
I'm sure it'll be a good album but she has killed my hype for it completely. It genuinely does feel like she doesn't care anymore. A February lead single for a mid-late July album release? This is really lame, but I can't say I expected any better. Lana already did a lot of damage to her career with the way she executed Ultraviolence and then followed it up with Honeymoon, so there's no reason for shock of course.
 
Still hoping and praying she surprise drops the album in the next 12 hours and she's just fucking with us, but we all know how Lana is

Yeah I can't wait 2 months sorry like this disaster has gone on long enough. I can't keep repeating this cycle of clinging onto hope and Lana staying fucking silent then randomly dropping a magazine cover or a single or a video out of nowhere then disappearing again. It wasn't worth it for the Flaunt shoot, it really was barely worth it for the LFL video which was alright but poorly released and they waited too long, etc.
I'm sure it'll be a good album but she has killed my hype for it completely. It genuinely does feel like she doesn't care anymore. A February lead single for a mid-late July album release? This is really lame, but I can't say I expected any better. Lana already did a lot of damage to her career with the way she executed Ultraviolence and then followed it up with Honeymoon, so there's no reason for shock of course.
 
Still hoping and praying she surprise drops the album in the next 12 hours and she's just fucking with us, but we all know how Lana is

Ugh yeah alright you got me,
I'm not a real gay... I'm just one of those.... fake gays from LB... we aren't real

Yeah I can't wait 2 months sorry like this disaster has gone on long enough. I can't keep repeating this cycle of clinging onto hope and Lana staying fucking silent then randomly dropping a magazine cover or a single or a video out of nowhere then disappearing again. It wasn't worth it for the Flaunt shoot, it really was barely worth it for the LFL video which was alright but poorly released and they waited too long, etc.
I'm sure it'll be a good album but she has killed my hype for it completely. It genuinely does feel like she doesn't care anymore. A February lead single for a mid-late July album release? This is really lame, but I can't say I expected any better. Lana already did a lot of damage to her career with the way she executed Ultraviolence and then followed it up with Honeymoon, so there's no reason for shock of course.
 
Still hoping and praying she surprise drops the album in the next 12 hours and she's just fucking with us, but we all know how Lana is

General public is unaware of a May 26th potential release date bc majority of the public aren't members of LB. surprise!

Wtf this just made me realise the Love video ends the same way the LFL video begins. Why did they choose to do that? surprise visual album / short film confirmed? That would DESTROY me.

This is more drama than I've experienced in the past four months! Legit just popped an advil. Let's take a rest, girls. 

I have a feeling it's dropping online in the next few hours lmfao

I have a feeling it's dropping online in the next few hours lmfao

I was saying before I was team May but getting very nervous. The tweet actually gives me more hope for a release tomorrow lol. And I know I might be setting myself up for disappointment but let me do me and you do you!

she's gonna do zero promo and these next 2 months will be dry

I can genuinely see her releasing this on Friday though... fuck!

I can genuinely see her releasing this on Friday though... fuck!

I will be in denial for the rest of my days and nobody can change that. My grandchildren will ask me "Grammie, where were you when Lana Del Rey's iconic album Lust For Life was released, in the summer of 2017?" and I will laugh lightly, chiding them, "Oh, my children, that album came out May 26th of that year. In the Spring, like she said. Silly dears." Then I'll just get up slowly and start smashing everything in sight. And they'll just shake their heads and realize that this is why they were warned never to ask grammie about Lana Del Rey.