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Auto-Tuned Loon

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  1. I'm gonna repeat it like a parrot with motherfucking Tourette's. Just wait 'til I drop #Loonalysis. #BirdWorld4Eva Batshit? Crazy? No. Maybe a little bird-brained. That's more like it.
  2. Don't Call Me Angel (Because These Are Bird Wings) #BIRDWORLD
  3. Auto-Tuned Loon

    Charli XCX

    Et tu Charli? I can't with that pose reveling in the murder of that bird.
  4. Birds ain't the only animals she's forced to make her music for her. #AnimalAppropriation
  5. I thought I was the only one.
  6. I mashed the like button so fast on this post I almost broke my beak!
  7. This is hilarious in ways I can't explain. But while I'm here, as an incarcerated bird I express my solidarity with living beings in cages of all kinds, be they separated children in ICE detention facilities, Palestinians behind the West Bank barrier or the blockade of the Gaza Strip by land, sea, and air(!), or a loon in Emile Haynie's basement goddamnit someone let me out!
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    Charli XCX

    @ me next time You can suck this salty loon.
  9. I'm gonna need a Venn diagram for this shit. Pfft! These bitches can't play in my loonaverse. And #AnimalAppropriation Exhibit B Fuck loona theories let's talk about LOON theories.........amirite?
  10. Nah, just the number of birds she stone cold murdered to make this headpiece. When will Lana's reign of terror end? #BirdLivesMatter She looks good here. And I hope you never get it back. Living off the corpses of my fellow fallen feathered friends. You vampires.
  11. Auto-Tuned Loon

    Björk

    More avian exploitation in the music biz
  12. Yeah. But I've almost forgotten what it feels like.
  13. Justice for me Worship me. Or at least jailbreak me.
  14. Typical speciesist assumption. For ___ and for ___ And all my birds of paradise Who never got to fly at night Clearly, at least in part, a reference to yours truly.
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