The Missing Shade of Blue

I AM SHITTING TEARS HOW DOES SHE MANAGE TO OUTDO HERSELF EVERY TIME

I PLAYED IT AT A PARTY AND I MANAGED TO TURN ONE LANA-ANTI

IM THROWING UP THAT WAS SO GOOD I AM HAVING AN ANEURISM

ITS SO GOOD FUCK ME OMG

I’M DOWNING THIS GLASS OF WINE OUT OF STRESS

I CANT STAND THE WAITING WTFFF

I wanna throw up omg

SPOTIFY HURRY UP

FUCK I NEED IT

15 MINUTES

screaming crying shitting throwing up with anticipation

I’m too excited to read the interview SHE DID WHAT SHE HAD TO DO

No you don’t understand I actually think I might faint?????

HER EYE MAKEUP UGH

Served as per yoush

TWO HOURS WHORES

My boyfriend’s sister’s birthday party has started and I’m already drinking. I’m gonna be drunk for this drop

FOUR MORE HOURS FELLOW WHORES

Either way I'm getting drunk. Whether it's sad drunk or slutty drunk is up to Lana

I was not doing well as a kid

When I was 7 years old I would eat toast with ketchup with toothpaste to induce vomiting so I could pretend I was sick. Just saying you could have a gander at it

Ok I moved

Lol I'm not even European I'm just in the same timezone so I align myself with y'all

Seems like I slept through some significant updates

Morning clowns what have I missed in the past 12 hours?