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dude i miss your stanky pussy 

can you imagine noir live??????? 
 

Live or Die with 12 votes. You have chosen correctly

the ceo of yahoo is one of the smartest women in business and has done a lot for yahoo. i doubt they'll be any major changes

Lay off the crack, Charlie.
 

shhhh we dont talk about that

I'm sorry but I found this and 

Yes, preach it to me you waxen melting Gary Busey-looking bulldog.

well lana's already modeled for hollister...

Can we just forget about this filth, please.  

you're 5. don't read her twitter 

Ladies and gentleman, for the very first time

i'm gunna be the debbie downer of this situation and possibly saying too much buuuuuuuuuut

honestly not surprised that "hater" was a monster aka gaga fan. it's always these hostile gays on the internet that f*ck up the reputation of gags fanbase. this guy purposely replied to Lana's Y&B tweet with "UGLY" to get crazy Lana fans to tweet him hate. lol it's embarrassing the lengths people go to for internet attention.   
I DID first laugh when I saw Lana's DM only because it's amusing (and annoying) how highly sensitive she is. Her DM was unnecessary and it only fueled that guy's internet ego.....



 

ugh god. I seriously hope there is some sort of holocaust for all of these "sassy" twitters where people send messages to celebrities to try to be cool and <3 it when they block them. I see so many tweets every day to people like Azealia Banks where someone will just reply ":)" "CUNT" etc. its SO funny and if you do that im so jealous of your complete ~SASSINESS~ and bad ass IM TOO COOL TO GIVE A FUCK image. 

1) You and Me
2) You and Me
3) You and Me
4) You and Me
5) You and Me
6) You and Me
7) You and Me
8) You and Me
9) You and Me
Bonus track: sorrynotsorry
 
That song should have been on BTD. It is perfection in every sense, sheer genius in its production, stunning in its vocals--just the swelling orchestra and the wails and undgwkhjdhdka I want to marry it sonically, visually, thematically and musically. It needs to be released and seriously I would sell my soul to hear it live. 

Imagine being that effortlessly pretty

Her and Barrie 

We have like 28398293892 versions of Y&B, I think they need to stop 

Hmm okay, gather round children, Ata is gonna tell a story.
 
Tickets were on sale at 9am and I had a tute at 8 till 9. From 8:50 onwards I was refreshing the page and my heart was going so fast I was 60% sure I would pass out or vomit or both. My tutor kept asking me questions and I was like "umm.. uhh................. i didn't do the readings idk" even though I did but goddamn i was not going to miss tickets. So it got to 9 and in a shakey flurry i keyed in credit card details then sat in the hall way hyperventilating because I had tickets. I made an obligatory facebook status and texted 4 people. Then chain smoked until my next lecture.
 
Skip ahead to the actual concert.
 
My friends and I got there 2 hours early and there were already 10 or so people in line. Doors opened and we were centre, second row. SO CLOSE 2 THE STAGE. This guy, Oliver Tank opened and his set was sick. My friend and I were like cause the bass was so loud it felt like your heart was vibrating. After standing around for 2 hours Lana came on stage and a swell of hipsters pushed up against me and i was forced up against more hipsters who were all screaming/crying. The set was amazing, when she played Video Games she came off the stage and mingled with the crowd, HOLDING MY HAND in the process. Shit was so cash.
 
Cut to end of show
 
Friends and I sit on some seats outside parliament house and have a smoke. We're just kind of blubbering about how happy we are and we hear some fangirls screaming and we're like "typical fangirls, w/e" then we hear it again. I'm like "mike pls check this out" and he reluctantly walks to look down the alley. After 20 seconds he turns around and is like ".... I think Lana's there..." we fucking grab our shit and SPRINT down this cobblestone alley. I'm in heels and I'm terrified that I'm going to fall and break my ankle but am too excited to care. Lo and behold, Lana is there surrounded by a small group of people. We stand around anxiously and I literally have no idea how long we were out there it could've been anywhere from 10 minutes to an hour. She gets to my group of friends and we talk, I whisper something to her which I haven't told anyone about because I'm really fond of the idea of having a lana del secret, we hug, kiss cheeks and take photos. Then I go home and roll around on the floor for the next 2 hours going OHHHHHHH GOD. End.

let's just take a moment, and appreciate LDR's signature. 

everybody should cool down and stare at this (not working) gif.
                       
 
                           
 
420 blaze it faggot 

everybody should cool down and stare at this (not working) gif.
                       
 
                           
 
420 blaze it faggot