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Even @Butterflies remix is better than official Roachella.

I hate Love with a burning passion. 1/10

I hate Love with a burning passion. 1/10

I fucking love it. It's dark and twisted yet beautiful. Only Lana can make me like hip hop lel

3 horrible songs. Love is 5/10, LFL is 4/10 and coachella is 2/10 lol

If Lana's turning into a hip hop gangsta then so am I

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Elle issue this person a warning point for pretending that lana del rey is mortal 

I don't think anyone is annoyed solely because Summer Bummer wasn't released. We all know she never said it would be. It's a culmination of the lack of interaction with the fans, over a month without further news about the album, the fact that the album is coming in 21 days, and that we get our hopes up over news from unofficial sources because we're literally that thirsty for anything. Lana could be dead right now, we wouldn't even know.

Lana Del Rey is a witch who lives within the Hollywood sign and comes down to Earth every tuesday to fuck G-Eazy and eat french fries while drinking diet coke and sometimes performs concerts on the moon and has a bunch of white hipsters who are all friends of her sister watch her perform and then get plunged into an eclipse tm  where we see her committing suicide to be with her hottie canadian boyfriend in alternate reality infinity 90s video game heaven instead of promoting her album 

I fucking love it. It's dark and twisted yet beautiful. Only Lana can make me like hip hop lel

FUCK MY ASS NOTHING IS FUCKING GOING TO HAPPEN FUCKING BITCH I TURNED THE COVER OF HER VINYL AGAINST THE WALL I DON'T EVEN WANT TO SEE HER FACE RIGHT NOW SHE CAN'T DO THIS TO US WHAT THE FUCK LANA WHAT IS GOING ON I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE TWERKING TO SUMMER BUMMER RIGHT NOW AND YOU'LL LEAVE US WITH NOTHING ONE MORE DAY SHIT I'M LOSING IT 

*When Summer Bummer is finally released*
 
Lana: Hey guys, I'm glad to share with you my new song Summer Bummer. You can stream it on Spotify or you can buy it on iTunes. Xx
 
Me:

I fucking love it. It's dark and twisted yet beautiful. Only Lana can make me like hip hop lel

I give up on Summer Cummer tbh
They die

I fucking love it. It's dark and twisted yet beautiful. Only Lana can make me like hip hop lel

7am in LA rn. Still time for a pre order.

7am in LA rn. Still time for a pre order.

I wanted to retweet this but then I realized this is not Twitter, so I copied your post and tweeted it myself (and added that I originally didn't say it), and this is turning out to be a long sentence but thanks for making me giggle, I'll end it here.

I HAVE A STRONG FEELING WE'RE GETTING SUMMER BUMMER AND A PRE-ORDER TODAY GIRLS

I pray we get the preorder today! 

If Lana's turning into a hip hop gangsta then so am I

What if Summer Bummer is really 13 Beaches?
 
In the snippet she talks about "escaping your demons" 13 beaches

If Lana's turning into a hip hop gangsta then so am I

I fucking love it. It's dark and twisted yet beautiful. Only Lana can make me like hip hop lel