Beautiful Loser

aww. Don't feel bad. My entire family hates her. Lmao my friends are the only ones who get how much she means to me. 

I don't even play Lana for my friends.

I don't even play Lana for my friends.

my god i wish i had friends like that i just get awkward cringy stares from them when i play lana

I just really hope that the album comes on the 21. I've already made plans with my 4 bestfriends to meet in a cute little butterfly garden so that we can all sit in a circle and hear the album together for the first time. They've been waiting forever to see me react to a new lana record and it'd really bum them tf out if the album is delayed...

you thought
 

That was sweet of her! ❤️

AaaaAaahhAaaaaAaa
 
footballer~
 
LadaadadaaLaaadada
 
limousines~
 
it doesnt make fucking sense.
 
I bet the conversation went like 
 
Eclipse: so is it cacciatore or calciatorre
 
LDR: idk i forgot the lyrics maybe it's calciatorre.. yeah it's calciatorre.. yep..

I cannot believe we fell for this stupid shit again. This is May 26th all over again!!!
 

 
I honestly just CANNOT BELIEVE THIS. Yes, ladies and gays... cacciatore has snappedt once again! 

I told my mum about this n everything she went out to buy me cookies LANA HOW COULD YOU

i was gonna make a joke post using a subtitles cap of lana saying "you fffucking didnt" 
 
and the caption was gonna be about her seeing our mess on here or us finding out SB isnt out 
 
but i cant find the photo itself and now my joke is ruined

I'm sitting at the lab for my summer research school and wish I could join you, but I'll have to wait to listen until I get home!
Have fun everyone!

You know, that took a bit to load and I'd like to speak with your lawyer for causing me mass anxiety that destroyed my heart

Don't worry, I'm working with fruit flies and cells, so no fire is near me. :3Well actually I'm just reading about the flies so far (so boring), but I'll get to do stuff with them soon.

You tried baby and for that we love you soldier 

This popcorn is tasting extra delicious today.

Summer Bummer about to release itself when it remembers y'all twinks leaked Love

7 minutes until we gotta be worried then

I'm sitting at the lab for my summer research school and wish I could join you, but I'll have to wait to listen until I get home!
Have fun everyone!

I'm sitting at the lab for my summer research school and wish I could join you, but I'll have to wait to listen until I get home!
Have fun everyone!

I'm sitting at the lab for my summer research school and wish I could join you, but I'll have to wait to listen until I get home!
Have fun everyone!

I'm sitting at the lab for my summer research school and wish I could join you, but I'll have to wait to listen until I get home!
Have fun everyone!

I've showered, washed my hair, cleansed and exfoliated my face and now I'm sat here waiting so it better be coming now. I tried to cleanse my body of negative preconceived notions of the song!!