fxb

fun fact abt me but i was a chemistry stock photo model when i was 17-18

so here's me wistfully analyzing lust for life 

Can't wait for Lanaboards to crash tomorrow

Protocol for Lust for Life Preorder and Groupie Love/Summer Bummer Premiere
 
Hypothesis: Both songs will snatch the wigs of listeners around the world, causing massive seismic activity globally resulting in the entire earth sinking into itself 
 
Reagents and Materials: 
-Radio 1/Beats1
-1 wig ± 7,000,000,000 in case of residual snatchings
-10 reaction images, including at least 2 analytical-grade Drag Race gifs
-Box of tissues
-Popcorn, for the drama 
 
1. Turn on radio source and open up Lanaboards.com
2. Wait expectantly, not turning away for a second, even if you piss yourself 
3. Hold onto your wig at least 5 minutes prior to either song starting
4. Prepare for the New World Order of Lana Del Rey. Reysistance is futile 
 
~Oooh baby, when you call me, I come to
From dreams I'll wake, and I'm waiting for you~

I can't wait for the "Lust For Life Survivor" game (we all know Coachella  will be the first one to go though)

I'm so ready to break lanaboards tomorrow 

 

She's probably scared that some artist will sing an Elvis song better than Elvis himself lol

Tyler The Creator album just leaked.. Thanks @eclipse the #1 of Billboard belongs to lana

I've been watching this board for months, and I really can't believe it's almost here. We've been through it all. I remember when we argued over the font used in the album teaser/trailer.She has made this era complete and utter torture, and I am so ready for her to dig her white gogo boots into my Pepsi-Cola-flavored nuts for the last time with this pre-order. I'm ready, queen.

Have you guys all dropped out of school before you learned how to count to 20
it's the 11th
the tracks are coming the 12th

yes, yes old me. yes we can we fucking shattered 1500 

um RIGHT
 
love that higher airy voice she sings the "i know what youre thinkin of" part in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeaXCdl6U54
 
this is like the greatest song ever already

i...
i...
i dont think im ready for this
my body is q u a k i n g

2 days fags 

Come on down to Florida 

Tyler's biggest opening was #3 with 80,000 counted sales (of all types)
His 3 albums debuted at 5, 3, 4.
 
On the 7/22 chart (the one that updates later this week- DJ Khaled is #1 for a second week with 70,000 total sales of all types
 
I worry about Drake. His surprise drop caused Honeymoon's expected #1 to go to #2
 
Lana most likely would have been #1 for every week from the original release date to now

What White Mustang is actually really all about

im pretty sure itunes doesnt give previews for songs until theyre available to purchase separately from the entire album (so after the album drops)

The song I'm most excited for, GROUPIE LOVE
 

n e ways 
 
i know im late but these white mustang snippets truly scalped me and i can definitely see it being my favorite from the record (even though its so damn short)

It's already the 9th in NZ so only 3 more days until SB and GL
I'm so hype

im pretty sure itunes doesnt give previews for songs until theyre available to purchase separately from the entire album (so after the album drops)

im pretty sure itunes doesnt give previews for songs until theyre available to purchase separately from the entire album (so after the album drops)