Heaux

I want them to join so I can laugh at them
 
FOUR. DOLLARS.

Her real name is Elizabeth May Woolridge, she was forced to live with Robert Grant after her real daddy, K (Kenneth Woolridge) was sent to jail for his incestious relationship with Elizabeth. Robert was always referred by her family as her 'uncle' but there is no blood relationship. He was infact Kenneth's first in command in their sex slave chain. Kenneth entrusted Robert to keep his daughters safe and out of the business. Robert didn't want her to linger over her love of her daddy anymore, her wanted Elizabeth as his own, so he and Patricia decided to tell her that Kenneth was a murderous drug dealer & was sent to death row. Robert, who is a polygamist, wanted Elizabeth and Caroline to be apart of his family and invited them to marry him and his wife Patricia, which they did. Of course, their marriage is not illegal, but to symbolize their commitment to the marriage, they changed their last names to Grant.

Source: https://www.facebook.com/LanaDelReyArtAndSoul

at least we know what to sell now if we ever need to make quick money

ugh did someone really buy As If! for 100 dollars lmao, i got it for 15 dollars a month ago

ugh did someone really buy As If! for 100 dollars lmao, i got it for 15 dollars a month ago

idc i like emile ~unpopular opinion~ i just hope he moves on to varied beats/sounds
 
and someone needs to let him KNOW that the rick james samples r tired
 
interesting that body electric apparently samples born to die & summertime sadness
 
http://www.whosampled.com/sample/180777/Lana-Del-Rey-Body-Electric-Lana-Del-Rey-Born-to-Die/
 

did no one else notice that she was copying her Nylon cover shoot pose lol

OMG!!!!! WILL WE GET VIDEOS FOR ALL OF THEM? WILL LANA TURN THEM INTO A 3 DAYS LONG "SHORT MOVIE"??????
 
cuz makin videos as long as the fuckin song is so basic, tbh 

I only paid like $20 for mine, so some go for like $50 and I'm just sitting here like

stop.

Really? I thought a lot of people did, or maybe I've been watching too much Intervention?
Anyways according to the "autobiographical" This Is What Makes Us Girls, it would have been a combination of partying, grades dropping, getting in trouble with cops.. so it would make sense to send her to a strict boarding school like KENT.

maybe they could collab on ultraviolence?

did no one else notice that she was copying her Nylon cover shoot pose lol

well she obviously doesnt care about sales if she just leaked her own album

I made a sassy mixtape for Coven while we wait for the rest of the series. It has all your favorite tracks by your favorite female artists:
 
"SUPREMACY"
 


 
DOWNLOAD

come on Limelight everyone knows both of the booklets are wrong. Its like some old man at Interscope listened to the album once and just guessed the lyrics

did no one else notice that she was copying her Nylon cover shoot pose lol

did no one else notice that she was copying her Nylon cover shoot pose lol

did no one else notice that she was copying her Nylon cover shoot pose lol

did no one else notice that she was copying her Nylon cover shoot pose lol

did no one else notice that she was copying her Nylon cover shoot pose lol

did no one else notice that she was copying her Nylon cover shoot pose lol

dare i say it...... "i love casinos, and neon reservations"

Give it up for kuntroversial kween and new mom, trayertrash! Cuddle up for the holidays and reminisce on a whole year of LanaBoards with trayertrash as she takes you on a highly inappropriate journey~
 
Member of the Month (December): trayertrash!
 
 

 
Congrats on your family, sis!