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I guess instead of studying for my algebra test I failed tonight I'm writing a letter to Lana on an iPad.

This has been canceled due to me not being able to attend the concert. I can't attend the concert because Lana's management merged the two concerts on 15th and 16th May, into just 16th May in a different arena. I had already booked flights to attend and i'm not able to change them.

We're planning something else, and more details will be announced soon.

Sorry for anyone who spent time writing their letter, if you would like a copy of your letter back, PM me your name and email address and i will look for it.
 

Honestly I wouldn't care if I was an A if I had her body.

I've tried to write a serious message about Lana's boobies but I miserably failed... Thank you for making this thread
 

 

I actually purchased the official American sheet music for guitar/piano which I can scan in for you guys if you like.
Also, I have the entire BTD album sheet music for guitar/piano, which I can give a link to because its 75 pages long.

Honestly I wouldn't care if I was an A if I had her body.

I actually purchased the official American sheet music for guitar/piano which I can scan in for you guys if you like.
Also, I have the entire BTD album sheet music for guitar/piano, which I can give a link to because its 75 pages long.

She doesn't need a boob job. There's nothing wrong with having small boobs.

Sonically, musically, thematically

Tbh I'd rather have her boobs than my own. Smaller boobs are perf

When you get unnecessarily angry at those who sing her songs with the wrong lyrics.
When you throw things at people who say "She's so boring omg." "Was her dad donald duck?" "Shes ginger though."
When you make a mixtape called "Super Sparkle Dope Hawaiian Tropico..."......But maybe thats just me.
When you buy those double rings, like her "Bad" one.

THIS I HAVE DONE ALL OF THIS

you start trying to draw similarities between your life and Lana's and think "OMG WE ARE EXACTLY THE SAME even if its just because you both know someone named Bob You don't even have to say the name of the artist you are talking about with your friends, they just know its Lana You think gross older guys are really hot and want to call them daddy (ok..maybe not the daddy part) you're lying in bed and thinking "OMG I BET LANA IS SLEEPING NOW TOO," you see a bottle of coke or cola and immediately think of Cola whenever you see Mountain Dew, you think of DMD and hum it you wish you had someone to share all the cute Lizzy photos with you start thinking your hair is inadequate being a go-go dancer sounds really cool you used to think long fake nails were tacky but now they're super cool you suddenly listen to really old songs and watch old movies while Lana plays you look out the car window and imagine its a music video ferrari jackets are the coolest thing ever you suddenly reconsider baseball hats you realize your clothing is fugly and know you're so basic compared to Lana smoking is a lot cooler and doesn't matter if it killed your grandma blue jeans white shirt you think you hear someone humming Lana songs and whip around your head to see if they really are you really really want a nose job and lip injections

You started calling men "daddy" as a joke in reference to Lana but it's now taking over your whole life and every time you see a good looking guy who may only be 3/4 years older than you, you say in your head and even sometimes out loud without thinking "can u be my daddy?" 

you start trying to draw similarities between your life and Lana's and think "OMG WE ARE EXACTLY THE SAME even if its just because you both know someone named Bob You don't even have to say the name of the artist you are talking about with your friends, they just know its Lana You think gross older guys are really hot and want to call them daddy (ok..maybe not the daddy part) you're lying in bed and thinking "OMG I BET LANA IS SLEEPING NOW TOO," you see a bottle of coke or cola and immediately think of Cola whenever you see Mountain Dew, you think of DMD and hum it you wish you had someone to share all the cute Lizzy photos with you start thinking your hair is inadequate being a go-go dancer sounds really cool you used to think long fake nails were tacky but now they're super cool you suddenly listen to really old songs and watch old movies while Lana plays you look out the car window and imagine its a music video ferrari jackets are the coolest thing ever you suddenly reconsider baseball hats you realize your clothing is fugly and know you're so basic compared to Lana smoking is a lot cooler and doesn't matter if it killed your grandma blue jeans white shirt you think you hear someone humming Lana songs and whip around your head to see if they really are you really really want a nose job and lip injections

You know you're a Lana Fan when:
-You take a sudden liking to older men.
-When you start posing in the mirror like Lana does in her photoshoots......
-When you suddenly want a Ferrari Jacket
- When you smile everytime you drink pepsi "Well we know what this tastes like, dont we now?"
-When you hear Miss USA being said or Beauty Queen and think of Lana
- When you hear National Anthem being said and assume they mean Lana..
- When you have hundreds of bloody GIFs and pictures of her saved on your computer and you cant ever find the one you're looking for
-When you're prepared to pay £25 for a shitty t-shirt, except it has Lana on, so you dont even think its that shitty.
- When you start calling people "Honey, Sunshine, Sweetie, Baby, Baby doll," and other things Lana says
-When you start mentally dating Lana
 

We can only hope

When my dad first showed me Video Games (my typical grandparents sent him it because you know, it was viral), I laughed and I was like "what kind of boring people listen to this?" And now my parents hate her and I'm the one loving her.

My concert is in 1 month and nobody is freaking going!!! I am going alone

When my dad first showed me Video Games (my typical grandparents sent him it because you know, it was viral), I laughed and I was like "what kind of boring people listen to this?" And now my parents hate her and I'm the one loving her.

I was watching some Lana video - I forget what event it was after specifically - I do know it was by popcrush. Anyway, a fan asked her if she was going to tour the US - and she said "oh, if I do, I'm only going to do sunset strip and the sunset boulevard." LANA WHY? I LIVE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE COUNTRY IN MASSSACHUSETTS!!!

When my dad first showed me Video Games (my typical grandparents sent him it because you know, it was viral), I laughed and I was like "what kind of boring people listen to this?" And now my parents hate her and I'm the one loving her.

When my dad first showed me Video Games (my typical grandparents sent him it because you know, it was viral), I laughed and I was like "what kind of boring people listen to this?" And now my parents hate her and I'm the one loving her.