ultrabanisters

There's something in the water, I can taste it turning sour!
It's fluoride, that makes my bones retain mental, and when I break a bone the aluminum and metals I ingest from canned foods and other sources will reach my brain and cause Alzheimers and be in my blooooood
 
No but seriously
 
“I have seen the exponential growth of dementia in our clinical workload over the last 15 years, a true tsunami with the burden it imposes on increasing numbers of people and their families, and its cost both in terms of the lost social contribution of the person and through the economic cost of care needed.”
 
Shanahan also reported that the economic cost of dementia illness in the Republic of Ireland was estimated to be €1.7 billion in 2010.
 
Like Ireland, the USA has also seen an unprecedented increase in dementia in recent decades. Between 1999 and 2014, deaths rates from Alzheimer’s disease in the USA rose by more than 50 per cent.
 
The current cost of healthcare for dementia in the USA is US$236bn (€191.2bn). It is important to be aware that the USA and Ireland are two of the most fluoridated countries in the world, with in excess of 70 per cent of their populations provided with artificially fluoridated drinking water.
 
https://www.imt.ie/opinion/letters/link-fluoride-levels-alzheimers-disease-22-02-2018/
 
Fluoride in the water and Aluminium in your food and canned goods is making you sick. I mean there's not much we can do about it, but it's good to be aware!
 
I still eat bad foods and shit though cause you can't kill me I'm a bad bitch

No, considering the definition of wet is "covered or saturated in a liquid such as water", water is not covered in itself, that wouldn't make sense. You can say the world is wet, but water itself is not wet, only the things that touch it that are not liquid can be wet.

Pre-NFR thread? I only know of food discussion thread.

yall really be talking about matcha..

Marina is already releasing another song, Lana can't relate

I'm scared Gaga is gonna try and fuck Bradley they literally almost KISSED last night...

What part of..."She will not starve. She will not go back to the trailer park. She will still be able to enjoy her wheat grass and her weed. The mansions and cars wouldn't go anywhere." did you not understand? lol
 
I think it was obvious the posts about her card being declined etc were jokes. She could retire right this second and still be able to maintain the lifestyle she's used to. Were you trying to make a joke as well? Because I don't think there's a single person on this site, or her fan base, who doesn't know she's loaded. I can't imagine anyone thinking she lives "paycheck to paycheck" and is dependent on her streaming revenue to pay rent ffs   
 
Overall, you're being pretty unrealistic about this. Again, unless you're joking. "Threatening to end her streaming revenue"? Who? Me? Peroxide? The handful of people who liked our posts? Yes, we're an elite group that will single-handedly make Lana destitute. That's us alright. The Streaming Revenue Enders.  
There are fewer than 13,000 members on Lanaboards in total. We could convince every single member to boycott Lana, and you know what would happen? She wouldn't even notice.
 
P.S: I see you're one of the people who keep -I assume, intentionally- missing the point regarding the album situation. This, at least to me, is about the unprofessionalism, carelessness and straight up lies from Lana and her management. Not a belief that Lana should be some kind of song machine, locked up in the studio 24/7, putting out an album every week. People are being dramatic & constantly asking for news, that's true, but I see those comments more as pleas than demands. I don't think anyone is actually angry that it's taking a bit longer; from what I've seen, fans are just frustrated at the way everything's being handled.

Yeah I ain't doing all dat... She fucked up her own era lmfao I'm gonna be a bitch and just listen to it on YouTube for free in her topic. You just gotta wait a couple days and then YouTube posts the whole album up. If you want to download it just use an mp3 downloader and bang free album

Lana Del Rey when she finds something random to focus on and distract herself from making an actual album

Lol we’re so deprived of news that ppl are fighting over literally nothing

and then she'd have to get a sugar daddy again and we'd get BTD II

Lana: yes hello? 
Yoga DreamWorks Los Angeles Center (not a real place but they have dumb places with names like that): yes hi ma'am, um your monthly payment hasn't gone through. If you want more lemon grass honey goats milk baths and hot steam oil infused yoga, you're going to have to wait till you can afford it...
 
Lana: ..... Go fuck yourself
 
*Hangs up*
 
*Ring ring*
 
Lana: hello? I'm going through alot right now my yoga membership stopped and my card got declined at Starbucks..
 
Jack: well... Um Lana... Your payment for my production also didn't go through... So I can't finish mixing your album. Also Ben stopped by and said he didn't receive any money either, and he's dropping you as a client.
 
Lana:

You guys have just heard a 20secs ultra-tagged snippet of this demo and are already calling it better than the final version...? wtf
 
The production of the final version is absolutely enjoyable, magical and amazing, no way the demo is better

highkey love all the background noise 

actually hurts me to think about how much she could be reworking the album rn. the more she has time to mess with it the closer we move towards another lfl

instagram lana del cult stans are so irritating oh my GOD

I present to you: Dark Paradise, a new shôjo manga with our heroine Lana Del Rey! Taking place in modern times in the United States of America, this story is packed with wild adventures with biker gangs, broken hearts, taboo drugs and relationships and dreams of a luxurious life! Don’t miss out on this hit success manga, translated to English for the first time!
 

 
I flopped with the hand I see, oops lol

Yosemite is Groupie Love teas

Lanaboards: Lana, we just don't enjoy that you released 3 songs too early and posted so many snippets before the album was even finished.
 
Instagram Lana Fans: You guys are so fucking ungrateful she released 3 songs and gave us so many snippets, shame on you.
 
Lanaboards: But that's exactly what we didn't want... We wanted a cohesive planned out era. She could have taken her time and released Venice Bitch in February, Mariners Apartment complex in March, do the BBC/Beats 1 interviews at the end of March, release hope in April with the poetry book, and then release the album in May...
 
Instagram Lana Fans: But she's already done so much!!! How are you guys this ungrateful?!
 
Lanaboards:

I'm seeing it's a trend that no one autotunes Lana's live nervous shaky vocals before putting them on a song
It'd make it 100 times better
Just not when I do it cause I turn the dial to 100% cause I love robot del rey
But still, the talent y'all have is yum

instagram lana del cult stans are so irritating oh my GOD