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‪I cannot wrap my head around how upset some fans are about this album leak. Lana—a millionaire—is sitting in a mansion in the Hollywood Hills rn, completely unbothered by the ppl listening to leaks. ‬Meanwhile some people online are acting like fans stole an armful of cd’s from a table at a DIY show.‬ ‪The NFR leak will have virtually no impact on Lana’s quality of life/career, so why are people so pressed?
 
I love Lana with my entire heart, but it seems so silly to guilt fans as though she’s not perfectly comfortable in a system where the rich guiltlessly hoard the vast majority of this country’s wealth, and we all need to eat said system’s ass + beg for forgiveness any time we step out of line.‬ ‪Not to mention, most of the ppl listening to leaks are fans who’ve already pre-ordered tour tickets, merch, AND the record, so it’s not as if the album went viral to rampant freeloaders.
 
I know it’s going to get brought up again if and when the record doesn’t measure up as projected in sales or rating—even though we all know it’s a timing/promotion issue more than anything else. Granted, it can be considered “disrespectful” to the artist to have their art shared before launch, and I’ve been seeing that side of the argument all over Twitter as well. But albums get leaked all the time, and some people are acting like Lana is holed up in an attic crying into her starbucks cup over NFR getting leaked 3 days early. PLS make it make sense.

Wot? No. 
 
He's married and she's legit inviting whoever it is to move to California and "hit her up".  
 
Plus she basically sings about having ghosted whoever it was, which was Barrie. Plus Barrie was "dark" and being from Scotland he probably hated the heat. 
 
It's either about Barrie or Ben Mawson. 

was wondering why the users in the charli xcx thread dont go start their own forum, then i remembered most of them are probably 13

nyaa~ awre u weal? uwu awe u weal? *snuggles* yeah? >.<“

Some may find the following musings a bit crackheaded, but there seems to be plenty of that going around, so whatever:
 
 
 

yayo sweetie i’m so sorry

literal ear rape

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I love the record so much but I'm kinda feeling like "Is that it?". Like all the songs leave me waiting for more, they don't really HAPPEN. I don't know it's a weird feeling.

Damn I posted my "review" in the wrong thread. Don't worry, here it is:
 
So ... I would marry California, have its children, cook its dinner, and wash its clothes.
 
Cinnamon is the hot pool maintenance guy that I'd have an affair with.
 
HTD, meanwhile, is that slimy dude at the bar who hasn't been hot since 1986, only drinks Bud Light, had a receding hairline, flaky scalp, tobacco-stained fingernails and eyelash mites. Don't leave your drink unattended whilst he's around, ladies.

Valerie when the entire forum blocks their ass:
 

And she was like “oh my god can I really have these melodies?” And Jack was like “yes queen I’ve been WAITING for this moment!”

Because she didn't have a plan, didn't want a plan, and it was fun, and Jack Antonoff is her favourite, and she loves his chords, and the album is called Norman Fucking Rockwell because Jack is so funny, and everyone and everything is blue. Especially Jack.
 
That's it. That's the interview transcript.

Joe met me down at the training yard

 
Cuts on his face cause he fucked too hard
 
EDIT: @mods Did someone remove my Gretchen gif?

This isn't a verified fact lmao please take your odd grudge against interscope somewhere else

agreed. After relistening to the beats 1 LfL interview I think most of the appeal of working with Jack for her is that he'll bang out a couple of chords, she'll do some beat poet stuff and just write whatever comes to her head, they'll mess around for a bit while sharing a blunt and then boom, you have a song (with a few exceptions like hope, which is why it stands out lyrically, and bartender / tnbar which weren't produced by Jackoff). Rick seemed a bit more serious in terms of songwriting and truly perfecting it, and Dan seemed to challenge her and at times disagree with her, and while that wouldn't be as fun in the creation process it definitely makes for better music imo. papa nowels wouldn't have that classic lfa tapping. It's fine that she's into Jack at the moment though. She seems to be in a place where that is the type of creative energy she wants. I just hope in the future she goes back to wanting more of a creative challenge, but I doubt it.

girl do they even care at all

im living for valerie vs jared i dont know bout yall

Swan Song is also so underrated. The intro with the sampled HBTB vocals and the chord pattern in the (pre)chorus omg

It’s so horrific, when those Christmas bells came in I had to laugh, I honestly cannot begin to imagine how someone who’s worked in the industry for that long and with that experience could allow for something so incredibly crappy to be put out on a record like ugh

The CRACK in here today
 

Probably the same people who think NFR has Lana's best writing 

Valerie writes music for deaf people. It’s like, so deep, you wouldn’t get it

Valerie trolling the shit out of us right now
 

Some of y'all didn't get bullied enough as children and it shows