LanaFlowers

I happen to completely agree with him but I wish people would stop caring about critics' opinions so much. Not referring to you, just a general statement. Some opinionated asshole who has ridiculed your favorite artist(s) for years & repeatedly trashed albums you love decides they like ONE thing you happen to like too....so suddenly they're an expert whose words are gospel & opinions matter more than anything, and more than anyone else's? You either care or you don't. I'm not going to rejoice that the absolute fuckwit who gave Ultraviolence 2/10 took a break from being tasteless and found himself liking two great songs. Personally, I don't see why we should give these people value.

I happen to completely agree with him but I wish people would stop caring about critics' opinions so much. Not referring to you, just a general statement. Some opinionated asshole who has ridiculed your favorite artist(s) for years & repeatedly trashed albums you love decides they like ONE thing you happen to like too....so suddenly they're an expert whose words are gospel & opinions matter more than anything, and more than anyone else's? You either care or you don't. I'm not going to rejoice that the absolute fuckwit who gave Ultraviolence 2/10 took a break from being tasteless and found himself liking two great songs. Personally, I don't see why we should give these people value.

girl-  
 
it will itch 

Let's go to 4000 pagessss boys and girls!!!!!!!!
 
 
 
 
 
btw Does anyone know when the interview will take place tomorrow?

Cinnamon in my dick
From your kiss
You're sucking me...
 
 
Now I get it

might wanna raid his garden, he most likely planted the nfr vinyl there

Omg thats why he’s coming after me everyone take your potatoes we bombing

matcha in my teeth
from your double matcha    You're touching leek
and all the spinning courses that you did cycle, sweat and bad pefume to keep me at armslength don't work you try to stink me out but i just find a shower for you Hillsong church to keep me out I win

I have a feeling a lanaboards member will be arrested before august 30th 

Tell them that you just wanna see it and after you get it, RUN

my gramma (said she'll leave the lights on for me) made me a facebook account when i was in second or third grade because i liked playing farmville but she didn't want me to ruin her crops

Lana released "Looking For Lanaboards" to show support for survivors of Lanaboards earthquake 2019. The song leaked through Farmville on Facebook tho
 
I'm still looking for my own version of Lanaboards
one without the bans where the leaks can freely fly

I'm gonna be so disappointed when I listen to Love Song for the first time and she doesn't sing in the cock in the cock in the cockpit

i survived the Lanaboards Earthquake 2019

"A violent 8.7 earthquake near the San Andreas fault has left hundreds injured and even more missing. Seismologists have evidence that the cause of this horrific disaster can be traced back to the infamous Lanaboards.com 'Norman Fucking Rockwell Pre-release Thread'. According to eyewitness accounts, the thread was arguing about vinyl colors and discussing a mysterious person named "Lisa" when the earthquake struck. Forum users had posted a Twitter link redirecting them to a now disabled Twitter account that claimed to have singer Lana Del Rey's upcoming album, "Norman explitive Rockwell", in high quality. The mass surge of users caused the aforementioned thread to be locked indefinitely by authorities pending an international investigation. World leaders are set to meet August 30 to discuss how they should approach the unforeseen crisis and decide who has jurisdiction to investigate and prosecute the case. Congress passed a bill that provides emergency aid and funds for the survivors in the counties affected by the earthquake. Hundreds have been left homeless because of this shocking cataclysm and are piling along the Charli XCX thread hoping for some temporary shelter and aid." - Los Angeles Times, originally published August 26, 2019.

Breaking news: clowns held hostage 

I always thought those "I dreamt that so & so happened" posts were bs but last night I actually had a dream this thread got locked with no explanation whatsoever & they spoke about it on the news 

Do you forget that Lana thinks America is only CALIFORNIA which is her state of mind and it turns out it is more than a state mind and New York,  Lake Placid
 
Maybe the jacket with "locals only" in the double music video means that only LA  skirts wearing soccer moms who are drinking Matcha Chatcha Matcha while doing a spinning class and sunset yoga can see her live

i can't decide which one i like best, maybe Honeyman

L U S T    F O R     B L O O D
 

Meanwhile all I could find on a big official store were top hits like "Born To Dance", "Ultraviola" (viola means guitar in Portuguese), "Honeyman", and my personal favorite and newest record, "Lust For Blood"

The proof that we're all gay is that we can't do math

He planted NFR in hope of growthing to a deluxe version

But hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have - but I have it...
 
 
 

Remember when she promised those kids in hospital she would write a song called Starry Eyed for them? Queen of ghosting promises.