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CAUGHT

i know surf music is a genre but i thought Lana made up 'surf noir'

The electric guitar in this song reminds me of the 1980's, somehow in my mind these colours also remind me of that  I really like this one
 

COMBO BREAKER
 
Queen of Disaster vs. Live or Die

bastards

This was a project I did in English class!

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It's a barbecue grill made entirely out of pure gold. 
With a golden grill, one can make the finest chicken, hamburgers, hot dogs, steamed broccoli, you name it!
The best way to Lana's heart is through her stomach, and the food this guy made her was like, a hundred times better than the crap that she was serving at Ruby Tuesday's. She stayed for the food, and "with his golden grill, true love never dies". 

yeah but this is from the woman that says 'bestest' and 'you the best' so...

See, that's just not grammatically correct. And I know it's in the digital booklet, but to be fair the booklet would also have you believe it's "Stealing police guys with the senior guys" rather than "police cars".

Omg I always thought it was "But the radar was gone, I'd be lucky to die" it sounds IDENTICAL but makes NO SENSE lmao

Neal needs to listen to this song, or more importantly needs to get a hand on the song, which is where..?
 
 
 

If someone asked me this at a job interview I'd just say fuck it and walk out.
No idea.
Gun to my head though I'd say Kinda Outta Luck
but that answer will probably change next week

lmao it was MACKENZIE SULLIVAN. i wanted something ~american~ and generic so girls could identify w me and men could easily see me as their girlfriend/wife/mistress/daughter/idk what else men are into fucking so i googled some of the most common american names

Dig the landslide voting going on here! But of course dearest lola is very worthy and a key member in the LB community, if only for her second-biggest post whore status (hi ). But also for her boundless wit and her unamused avatar reflecting in all of her posts. Laugh cry puke and give it up for our most sassy jailbait...
 
Member of the Month: lola!
 


 

A couple of days back ago I was casually walking on my way to the uni. I was listening to "Put Me In A Movie" in my earphones and I caught myself singing "You can be my daddy" outside of Seven Eleven where a little kid stood and looked at me with his petite little sunglasses. I've been hoping ever since that he can't lip read

the letter k makes you suspicious

This is me :heidi: TOO PERFECT
 
 

 
 

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If your life was a TV show, this would be the theme song: Mermaid Motel
Will you ever get to heaven?: Is It Wrong?
Song you dance to at your wedding: Ghetto Baby
This song contains the name of your first-born: Blue Jeans
Song played at your funeral: Paradise
What do you want right now?: Big Bad Wolf
Song that describes your sex life: National Anthem
How will you die?: Bel Air
Your life motto: Prom Song
What do you look for in a girl/guy?: Go Go Dancer
Song that plays in your head when you see someone attractive: Velvet Crowbar
What people think of you:  You Can Be The Boss
Where will you live?: American
What is your vice?: Heavy Hitter
What is the most important thing in your life? Cola
Who do you look up to?: Live Or Die

But "Moije joue" means nothing, it's maybe just a mistake, and it should be called "Moi je joue"

And let's change "Indebted to You" back to "Indebited to You" while we're at it. Makes about as much sense.

i thought the bel air vid was her twirling in the fog

You will suffocate because the video wont happen lol.