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Real Setlist
1. Burnt Norton
2. Art Deco
3. An entire Elon Musk TED Talk
4. Playing NASA Space sounds for each planet while vacantly staring at audience, occasionally sipping coffee through straw
5. Video Games
6. Playing actual video games 
7. The resurrection of Steve Jobs
8. Cupcakke rap number 
9. Lana walk out and then just grabs a bouquet of flowers thrown on stage and walks away without saying anything

"yes, Lust For Life by Lana Del Rey will be on shelf this 26 of May"

So today I
Panicked because I thought the album was delayed Offered to suck a stranger's dick for a release date Fell into a depression because of lack of release date Found life again because Target is coming thru for us Got 0 homework done when I'm supposed to be working for a nursing degree. It's hard being a Lana Stan

I just found the reason   
 
http://dualipa.com/

@Lanaism Please consider this official 2018 concert design

No tea no shade just facts. Considered travelling to Poland for her weekly concerts too, lmao

kocham

królowa polska

Me on the tour
 
On Lana 1 set: 
 
On The Weeknd 1 set : 
 
On Lana 2 set: 
 
On The Weaknd 2 set: 
 
 
On the encore: 

don't waste your finger strength hunnie

True I'd fuck him and his friends. #DaddyBen #Succ4Ben

THIS TEA just recorded myself phoning target and a confirmation that the album will be released may 26 i'll upload to insta ladies

She definitely was
 
I mean I luh ya and it sucks but that customer service rep was probably clueless and just trying to get off the phone

ok guys so i just called this target store (718-637-5005) from the uk and asked if they're gonna be stocking it because i'm in town that day (spinning my web of lies) and after i got transferred to the right department i said the album name and she said ohh the lana album in a tone like she already knew about it and i was convinced she was gonna say they've been sent in or whatever and i was like yes the new one. i then said that i read in a magazine that it's out at the end of the month so just wanted to check you'll have it then as the store around me is getting it in late (lol) and she said yeah no we will have it in don't worry ? progress ladies
 
edit: i made it clear that i was only gonna be in town that one day (the 26th) 

I'd shoot up a school

Just your average girl doing her part for the fandom.
 

IM NOT AFRAID! KEEP COMMENTING
 

@@Eclipse 

Everyone go to @bentap77 and comment When is the release date???  Lets start a revolution 
 

I truly wish i got a quarter every time this was posted

Confirmed by Universal Music Poland: “Coachella - Woodstock In My Mind” is not a part of the album!