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flaccid will dance to slow music
becca kiss while u do it
jinn will make us both turn bluuue 
 

 
no but seriously if these are the insiders we’re getting despite of lasso being 4 years old 

we need a southern gothic whore anthem for Lasso

People are becoming horny now, Lana please release LASSO 💜

Lake flaccid

I didn't tell you, but last night I dreamt that Lana released an ep/album as a gift for us before Lasso... the songs were very beautiful with sounds of nature. Disappointed that it was just a dream. 

She might even drop a music video….what a blessing 

when the lasso album is going to have music and lyrics  and when the music and lyrics are amazing  and when lana del rey sings them

okay so i wasn’t the only one who found ‘the invitation’ description of a song questionable and borderline cringe 

you guys have been going crazy in this thread while I’ve been investing the invisible cities movieI’ve found hardly anything 

when it turns out that jinn and placid were cosplaying insiders for their lasso manifestation ritual

Imagine she’s lassoing an entire airboat for the cover 

Yall this has nothing to do with lasso but I had dream where wild at heart demo leaked 
Could be a sign idk

Nothing comes close to in the cock in the cockpit...

One last thing: She references a Lizzie/ May song we don't have produced by Mertens... whether anyone will get that reference is a whole other matter

Okay I was visited by the Ghost of Lana Future in a Dream and she told me this about LASSO:
It is an acronymn tho I am sworn not to spoil it. Its very demure and coquette.
One of the songs is parochial trap jazz.
Many illusions to drugs and sex.
More swamp than desert. This is a change from the earliest versions of this album.
UMG was not fond of this record to say the least. Hence why its been in works for so long.
It has shifted a lot since starting. In 75 percent of timelines this is its final form. I've heard the other timelines. Big Swings meaning big hits and big misses.
You'll either LOVE it or HATE it. Top or bottom of ranking for sure.
She did write a gay cowboy ballad but its unclear as of now if it will be on the album. Think Yosemite and Life Is Beautiful meets Wait For Life and Cherry. I know that is confusing but believe me when it leaks or is released you will know what I mean.
Lana will be doing a huge career shift after this album- thats why everything is in such flux. You will all be shocked.
The guests may surprise you.
This is not her Nikki collab album. thats its own thing. That isn't to say she'll be missing from this era: she will be involved in one way or another.
Theres a song that will absolutely spark controversy like the old days. Personally I'm here for it but some of the newer girlies may jump ship and go stan some pop star whose much safer......
 
ALLIGATOR MUSIC VIDEO>>>>> DID YOU EVER DOUBT?

wheres our creativity i would much rather see people’s fan tracklists, moodboards, and good fanmade lyrics on this page not half assed lying. at least try! we should instant ban uncreative uninteresting bitches can i be mod
anyways i can’t wait for the ultimate 7 minute bel air x florida kilos x fishtail x taco truck track thats coming for us and the 30 minute gothic western film for the album based on said track: badlands

Thinking about it tbh I’ve already asked once for the trolling and spamming to stop and it hasn’t 

Come to Lanaboardia
Be a freak like dxniell and Venice Biotch too
Screw your sanity, Delululing is all you need
 
I don't know why but this came to my mind reading this, I think I lost braincells reading the last few pages

we're so starved, we've literally been reduced to yapping straight gibberish

wow Busy Woman is so good!!! a BOP
if you need my love my clothes are off im coming over to your place
and if you don't need my love well I didn't want your little bitchass anyway
 

She’s been to abbey road this last week so I guess it was to record this if it’s still going ahead. 

Hope she releases Needless To Say on streaming and iTunes eventually (maybe with another new bonus track )
 
edit: Love the album tho 10/10. However, Dumb & Poetic & Taste need intros. 
 
 

bed chem song of the year 

Bed chem is just so bb girl