Dark Angel

Just now, Psychedelic Pussy said:

Trying so hard to keep it together in the crowd after losing both of my noms this year and we’re not even 30 mins into the show…

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crying literal tears of blood- I think I’m having a stroke omg

 

not jamie lee curtis behind you crying tears of blue like cool blue raspberry gatorade  

CONGRATULATIONS IVORY ALMOND  

AND CONGRATULATIONS QUEEN ELLE!  

psychedelic pussy when they see they didn't win best profile picture

Just now, Psychedelic Pussy said:

Nervously awaiting whether my name gets called for best pfp…

 

now how did emma watson get into the show?

Just now, GaboSpaceCowboy said:

what the hell is that?

1 minute ago, Psychedelic Pussy said:

i had to put them in after I heard 111’s hard drive and it made me go deaf 

very understandable, i can imagine, you're very lucky your ears didn't start to melt off like the wicked witch of the west!  

1 minute ago, Psychedelic Pussy said:

shock and horror from the crowd as @Psychedelic Pussy herself storms the stage to call everyone “A bunch of fat smelly cunts” for not voting her for worst username, one of just two nominations she received at this years awards. She reportedly said “not even a runner up?” as Elle called security on stage to drag her away

i'm living for your bejeweled saphhire hearing-aid!  

2 minutes ago, sempervirens said:

its so good to be back lanaboards.. im having a blast tewnite!!! 

wow, joan, your skin has improved so much ever since you stopped using formaldehyde  

CONGRATULATIONS WINNERS!

i'm going to make a dress out of all of my past and present trophies when i get back to my mobile home like i'm spencer shay from icarly getting creative or something!

1 minute ago, sempervirens said:

i need a cigarette omg

you can have some of mine! (i'm sure that's not correct cigarette terminology but i don't actually smoke lol)

Just now, mssainttropez said:

@Embach @Surf Noir @Mer please enjoy some pink champagne, paid for by me, as a congratulations 

perhaps i should dance in that glass... oh, beyonce stole my frickin' idea of dancing in a champagne glass just like she stole my line!  

CONGRATULATIONS EMBACH! DESERVED!

STATUS UPDATER! THANK YOU SO MUCH! i'm happy you all appreciate my love for lyrics and cute text symbols  

GROUP PICTURE!

since we've seen an uprise of AI at the lipsters, our regular waitresses melanie martinez and marina diamondis were replaced with sophia the robot! my performance must've snatched her wig...

1 minute ago, lizzyology said:

  I am seated!!!

huh...

just spotted this in the bathroom while trying to touch up my lip-liner... i'm telling you, DO NOT CONSUME PLASTIC!

oh... that fake plastic pie isn't sitting good... i don't feel right... perhaps a gold trophy will help me feel better...

here i sit, waiting for the show to begin while rubbing a random man's head...

why are you guys talking the ocean? i recorded that with my ex-boyfriend steven mertens in 2007 and it later became kill kill  

1 minute ago, sempervirens said:

my face is dripping.. lizzy.. help me

may i suggest oil of olay cream? i've been using it since i was young and haven't aged since!  

1 minute ago, sempervirens said:

RIP THE OCEAN YOU WONT BE MISSED GIRLIE!!!! 

joan, sweetheart, i'm not sure the formeldhyde is working for you anymore...

1 minute ago, PARADIXO said:

She has free access all year round for sure

can't wait to randomly show up in the middle of july so i can perform for the dust particles floating around in the air!  

Just now, PARADIXO said:

With this rule, I believe multiple members will go through the same situation as Ms. Swift

CERTAINLY not ms. lizzy woolridge grant