Lanaspussy

I AM NOT WORTHY :defeated: :icant: :suicide:

I AM NOT WORTHY :defeated: :icant: :suicide:

I AM NOT WORTHY :defeated: :icant: :suicide:

Hey Hollywood cap! Where is Tropico?

I'm on page 5 (this is my second time re-reading this monstrous thread!) and I wanted to note something about BTD before the idea got away from me.
 
Note: Really long and will probably get longer!
 
 
 
Now for Sirens + AKA.
 
 
  [EDIT: wow that was a formatting fail!!!
EDIT 2: Finished BTD and Paradise]

lana's dad

The cap strikes again

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Hi guys, I'm new here, actually this is my first post
 
I just want to show you mi version of Lana's video, I just tried to "fix" the original video.
I edited the original video using the original Footage, I think the video looks better now.
 
Take a look
 
https://vimeo.com/72428455
 
If you want to see it in higher quality, download the original edited video from here:
 
http://www66.zippyshare.com/v/43795757/file.html
113MB
 
Please, do not reupload my video on youtube or anywhere
 
I hope you like it
 
EDIT: this is the original clip, I think most of you know it
 

1. Cola
2. Lolita
3. Burning Desire
4. Blue Jeans
5. Body Electric
6. Off to the Races
7. Born To Die
8. Carmen
9. This Is What Makes Us Girls
10. Without you
11. Dark Paradise
12. Summertime Sadness
13. Radio
14. Young & Beautiful
15. Ride
16. American
17. Gods & Monsters
18. Bel Air
19. Video Games
20. National Anthem.

It makes more sense now, thank you
We don't even know who K is!

It's out
 
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhHrrVlshQ8
 
 

Lana is the only reason I can never be fully gay

I did a lot of digging today and finally managed to find a lot of interesting things that we didn't know about the May jailer- Lizzy Grant days from the old Myspace. It would be great if you guys appreciate this, it took forever to put together, haha. Most of this is information taken from pictures, they'll be at the end, and the picture containing whatever information will have the picture number next to it in parentheses except performance dates, there are way too many to put with pictures, ask if you need the pictures for the performance dates and I'll PM them. The pictures are out of order by date though. It's all between 2006 and 2010.
 
Sorry for the shittiest formatting ever.
Sorry for the shittiest picture quality too.
 
Pictures:
(1)
(9)
(2)
 
Pictures 3 & 8 are from Lizzygrant.com.
 
URLs used:
Myspace.com/mayjailer
Myspace.com/therichwhores
Myspace.com/lizzygrant
 
About Me:
"Hi guys, I'm going to be working on a NAVADO RESERVATION from MAY 21 to July 10 in Bluff, Utah. I won't have access to a computer or phone for the whole time so I won't be able to get in touch with anyone. Until then STAY POSTED for new dates." -(6)
 
"Happy Birthday Mister President." -(7)
 
Performance dates:
 
 
 
New and confirmed song titles:
For Charlie-(6)
Of A ??-(6)
 
Sirens songs on Myspace:
River Road (Might be Next To Me)-(6)
Junky Pride (The real name of Pride)- (3)
A Star For Nick-(6)
 
AKA songs on Myspace:
Yayo-(8)
Gramma-(8)
Queen of The Gas Station-(11)
Put Me in a Movie-(12)
Jump -(1)
For K PT 2 -(7)
Kill Kill -(1)
Pawn Shop Blues (Bread and Oranges)-(4)
 
Born To Die songs on Myspace:
Hey Lolita Hey-(5)
Diet Mountain Dew-(5)
 
Unreleased tracks released on Myspace:
You Can Be The Boss-(5)
Kinda Outta Luck-(5)
Miss America -(1)
Munny Hunny (Money Hunny)-(4)
Fordham Road-(4)
 
Videos:
The Cutting Room performance-(1)
Yayo- (8)
Hey Lolita Hey-(10)
Some live performance-(9)
 
Pictures 3 & 8 are from Lizzygrant.com
 
Picture 1
 
 
 
Picture 2:
 
 
 
Picture 3
 
 
 
Picture 4:
 
 
 
Picture 5:
 
 
 
Picture 6:
 
 
 
Picture 7:
 
 
 
Picture 8:
 
 
 
Picture 9:
 
 
 
Picture 10:
 
 
 
Picture 11:
 
 
 
Picture 12:
 
 
 
 
I think these were showed somewhere, but tagged:
 
 

Wonderful story! Thank you for sharing your story!

I know!!! It totally is! If her management was smart enough they'd do a double release of Cola/SS (Remix)!
 
CD Single:
1. Cola (Clean)
2. Cola (Dirty)
3. Cola (Remix #1)
4. Summertime Sadness (Remix)
 
Something like this!

About Me:

Hello, my name's Beemo. I'm 20 and I'm from the Philippines.

I've been making graphics for more than a year now.

I'm still learning, so there's still a lot of room for improvement.

Here is a gallery of my work and feel free to request whatever

 

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So I was wondering what you guys think the setlist or the whole show should be like.
 
Here's my setlist:
 
ACT 1: Lolita
 
1. "Lolita"
2. "Off to the Races"
3. Medley:
"This Is What Makes Us Girls"

"Carmen" (Acoustic)

4. "Gods and Monsters"
5. "Yayo" (contains outro with samples from "Gymnopédie No. 1")
 
ACT 2: Born to Die
 
6. "Video Games"
7. "Blue Jeans"
8. "Born to Die"
9. "Dark Paradise"
 
ACT 3: Obsession
 
10. "Bel Air"
11. "American"
12. "Body Electric"
13. "Summertime Sadness"
 
ACT 4: Red, White, Blue
 
14. "Why Don't You Do Right?" (Jessica Rabbit cover)
15. "Million Dollar Man" (Acoustic) (includes a reprise of "Why Don't You Do Right?")
16. "Blue Velvet"
17. "National Anthem" (includes excerpts from "Happy Birthday, Mr. President")
18. "Without You"
 
ACT 5: Paradise
 
19. "Ride"
20. "Cola"
21. "Diet Mountain Dew"
22. "Radio" (includes a reprise of "Ride")
 
Every section will have a short monolog with Lana talking about the inspiration of each section.
 
ACT 1:
 
This section represents Lana's youth and the trouble she was going through.
Lana opens the show with "Lolita" after a short monolog, which will be a very playful and sexy performance. After "Lolita" she welcomes everyone and asks her fans if they want to be her "babies" tonight. She then performs "Off to the Races" and talks about her youth and all the troubles she had during that face of her life. She also talks about her being that crazy girl who was always out with her friends partying before she performs a medley of "This Is What Makes Us Girls" and the acoustic version of "Carmen". She talks about the inspiration behind "Gods and Monsters" before she starts performing it. She'll then talk a little bit about the song "Yayo" and starts performing it. She'll also flirt a little bit with her band members during that performance as the lights are turned down and Erik Satie's "Gymnopédie No. 1" starts playing as the monolog for the next act begins.
Her outfit will be very summery and more casual. Similar to what what she was wearing in the video for "Carmen", but more playful and "lolita-like".
The clothing theme of this section will be: "SPRING" - yellow, bright colours, flower-patterns, jeans,etc.
 
ACT 2:
 
This section talks about Lana's relationship with the guy she talks about in Blue Jeans, Video Games and Born to Die and how this relationship came to an end.
The monolog for this section will deal with the relationship mentioned above with Erik Satie's "Gymnopédie No. 1" playing.There will be a longer intro of church bells ringing after Lana's monolog about this section has ended. This intro blends right into "Video Games" with Lana performing under a single spotlight. As this song has ended the lights turn blue and she starts "Blue Jeans", saying that this is one of her favourite songs. After "Blue Jeans" is done she talks about the relationship that was the inspiration behind "Born to Die" and starts performing this song. The next song, "Dark Paradise" will have a more mysterious and darker them to it. Throughout the whole section there will be religious symbols on backdrops and accessories.
Her outfit during this section will be more classy than in the first section, but still youthful.
The clothing theme of this section will be: "SUMMER" - white, beige, light colours, dresses, jeans, angelic
 
ACT 3:
 
This section deals with obsession, rejection, suicidal thoughts, etc.
The section begins with a monolog where Lana talks about obsession and loving someone, who doesn't love you back or doesn't know how to appreciate you. "Bel Air" starts as lana rises from the ground. The stage is covered with smoke and the lights change their colours from time to time. Before Lana moves into the next song, which is "American", Lana talks about her former boyfriends and Axl Rose, as well as her love for the band "Guns 'n' Roses". After "American" is done Lana performs "Body Electric" with the lights turning green or blue. The whole performance has more of a darker theme than the previous ones. The next song is "Summertime Sadness" with Lana talking about the inspiration behind that song before she performs it. There will be an instrumental reprise of Summertime Sadness before the monolog of the next section begins.
Her outfit for this section will be a little 50's, late 40's inspired, something like what she was wearing in the "Blue Velvet" video or in the video for "National Anthem"
The clothing theme of this section will be: "ATUMN" - rosé, red, brown, aquamarine, light/warm colours
 
ACT 4:
 
This section deals with money, fame, success and all that stuff...
There will be a monolog with Lana talking about fame, love, success, money and how red, white and blue are a representation for that.
Lana will rise on a big, black piano as she opens this act with her rendition of "Why Don't You Do Right?" which ends abruptly as she goes into "Million Dollar Man". As "Million Dollar Man" ends, there will be a short reprise of "Why Don't You Do Right", before Lana moves into the next song, which is "Blue Velvet". The lights are dimmed and blue/purple. There will be a short speech of Lana were she talks about fame and success and how she tried so hard to get were she's at now. "National Anthem" starts and lights turn bright. The next song is "Without You", which also closes this section as the lights are turned down and the next monolog begins.
She will wear her most extravagant clothes in this section. This section will be quite Marilyn Monroe-inspired, with Lana wearing a blue fur or velvet piece for "Blue Velvet". She will also wear Satin gloves and diamond bracelets and earrings.
The clothing theme of this section will be: "WINTER" - red, blue, white, diamonds, fur, gloves, satin, silk, long dresses.
 
ACT 5:
 
This will be the closing act of the show representing Lana's paradise, a place where she can be herself and where she can forget her past, not having to care about love, death, fame, everything she has talked about in the previous acts. This section represents the redemption of her soul! The stage will feature fake plam trees and the backdrop will feature a ride on the "open road" that seems to be endless. Before Lana starts performing "Ride" there will be a monolog with Lana explaining her life how it is like now talking about her wishes for the future and how she has no regrets about the past. She's always moving, always trying to find her paradise, but for now, she's just trying to forget everything and and "just ride"! Lana will rise on the stage on a black motorcycle dressed very casual, with a flag (depending in which contry she'll be perform in) on the backseat. The motorcycle is placed on a movable platform which will turn as Lana satrts to sing the chorus for "Ride", while holding up the flag. After "Ride" Lana steps down from the motorcycle and starts to perform "Cola" with smoke covering the stage and a sunset being displayed on the screens. As the sun has set, the lights are turned off, as if the show has ended, but they are turned back on again as the music for "Diet Mountain Dew" starts playing with Lana putting on her "heart-shpaed sunglasses". As she finished performing "Diet Mountain Dew" she thanks everyone for coming to her show while dedicating the next song to everyone, who believed or did not believe in her. "Radio" starts playing and as soon as the songs done. She'll take a bow while the band plays a reprise of "Ride".
There won't be a specific clothing theme for this section, since this section is about Lana being herself.

late i know 
 
June 4th. So basically my dad drove me almost 4 hours to the capital, I got there at about 2pm, (doors open 6:30pm, show starts 8pm). There were like 20 people there already, I was alone. I waited for about 2 hours, then it started POURING RAIN and most people moved under the roofs, but me and like 10 other people stayed. IT WAS FREEZING, I was all soaking wet, my shoes were soaked, my jeans, my everything but I didn't care I was just worried about the ticket in the inside pocket of my jacket  It stopped raining about 30 minutes later, so it was about 5pm and everyone started moving back to their places. More and more people kept coming. I was still in the front THANKFULLY. At about 6pm the security guards came (lol) and started opening the doors (not letting people in yet) and everyone started pushing and I was being crushed by, I would say around 300 people (i'm barely 5'2  ). THEN THEY OPENED THE DOORS AND EVERYONE STARTED RUNNING. I got in pretty quickly and started following everyone because I wasn't sure which gates to the stage they were gonna open. THERE'S LIKE 80 OF US RUNNING FULL SPEED AND THEN ONE OF THE EMPLOYEES SAYS THAT WE'RE RUNNING IN THE WRONG DIRECTION SO EVERYONE STARTS RUNNING BACK. We finally get to the gates (they're still closed) and I'm about 3 meters from the gates fml    We waited about 10 minutes and the gates OPENED. EVERYONE STARTED RUNNING, THERE WERE PEOPLE FALLING AND OTHERS STEPPING ON THEM JUST LIKE YOU SEE IN MOVIES AND SOME BITCH FELL IN FRONT OF ME AND ALMOST MADE ME FALL BUT I KEPT RUNNING. I DON'T THINK I HAVE EVER RAN THAT FAST. So I get to the stage and i'm in second row right in the middle in front of the little stairs!!!!!!!!! Everyone is crushing each other, there's barely any AIR. the air conditioners were horrible and I was wearing a leather jacket lol. Some people were lifting their phones up to see how many people there were, and literally the whole stadium was FULL, I couldn't believe I was in the front. Later, I read it was almost 12k people.

 
 
     So after lots of crushing, waving, moving, sweating, screaming and about an hour of waiting the opening band finally started playing. I had never heard of them before, but they were pretty good, they're called Golden Parazyth, look 'em up. AND THEN. THE LIGHTS WENT OUT. LANA'S BAND STARTED SHOWING UP. AND THEN THE PRINCESS CAME IN LOOKING BEAUTIFUL IN A LITTLE GREEN DRESS. HER LEGS. HER FUCKING LEGS. HER FACE. SHE WAS SMILING AND LAUGHING AND OMG I'M ABOUT TO PASS OUT JUST THINKING ABOUT IT. She kept repeating how she couldn't believe how many people were there and honestly, I couldn't either. I mean, it's Lithuania. PLEASE. She jumped off of the stage a couple times during Cola. I thought I was dreaming. It was perfect (I thought the music could've been louder though). She looked 500 times more beautiful in real life than in pictures. I actually thought she was taller, but I would say she was like 10 centimeters higher than me. SHE WAS GRINDING THE MIC POLE DURING BODY ELECTRIC LIKE 3 METERS AWAY FROM ME. I knew she was gonna come sit on the stairs during Without You 'cause she usually does that, so I prepared to scream my guts out during "Am I glamorous?". YOU CAN HEAR ME SCREAM "YEEEEES!". This was filmed by a person a little on my left:
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_q6FwzeIVM
 
I MADE HER SMILE JESUS CHRIST SWEET MOTHER OF GOD MY LIFE IS MADE     
 
Some people started looking at me like I was naked but who cares!!!11!!!1
 
It was like a dream, but I remember very little of Ride I don't know why. Before Summertime Sadness, she was like "Hmm, what should we do?"  AND I WANTED TO SCREAM "DARK PARADISE!!!!!!!!!" BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED I WAS LOST I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY  Someone screamed something, I didn't hear what it was, but she said: "Mmm! No, let's do summertime."
So basically the concert was perfect. VIDEO GAMES THOUGH. The intro started playing and everyone was screaming SO LOUD, I think that was the loudest part of the whole concert. She started smiling and laughing and said something like: "Oh my god! You're gonna have to help me!"
I started crying because it was so beautiful, it's my all time favorite Lana song and she was so perfect. People singing along at 3:00:
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAUbDSjys6Q
 

 
AFTER VIDEO GAMES FINISHED I WAS LIKE "NOOOOOOOO, NATIONAL ANTHEM IS THE LAST SONG FML" but she did Burning Desire YES. The performance was so hot i'm getting hot just rIGHT NOW.
It was time for the last song, National Anthem. After the song, she jumped off the stage!!!!!!!! She went to the right side first, then came to the middle. I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED BUT I FILMED IT AND SHE SAID "HI BABY" AND KISSED MY PHONE IDK IF SHE DID THAT ON PURPOSE OR IF I SHOVED MY PHONE INTO SOMEBODY'S FACE BUT I LIKE TO PRETEND THAT SHE SAID HI TO ME AND CALLED ME BABY    
Here's my video:
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0v1JLOPJaU
 
 
Then she went up to the girl on my left, started signing stuff AND I HELD HER HAND FOR LIKE 5 SECONDS. AND IT WASN'T JUST A TOUCH OR A SLAP. I LITERALLY HELD HER HAND LIKE THIS:
MY FACE WAS LIKE THIS          I KEPT LOOKING AT OUR HANDS AND THEN AT HER THEN AT OUR HANDS AGAIN THEN HER THEN HANDS THEN HER OMG. HER HAND WAS A LOT BIGGER THAN MINE but I have baby hands. I WAS CRYING. THEN SHE KISSED A GIRL NEXT TO ME ON THE LIPS AND SHE STARTED CRYING REALLY LOUD LIKE I THINK YOU CAN HEAR HER IN THE VIDEO. I saw quite a few guys crying too. She stayed down there for at least 20 minutes, signed posters, took pictures, then took the gifts, flowers, and left.       
 
Everyone started leaving the stadium, I still stood there crying. I couldn't believe what happened. I wasn't planning on buying anything but the paradise poster was rly cheap so I bought that. It's now hanging on my wall:
 

 
I went back to my dad's car and started CRYING, I couldn't even speak, my dad started asking WHAT HAPPENED WHAT HAPPENED. He thought something bad had happened to me. ALL I COULD SAY WAS: "I TOUCHED, I TOUCHED HER". So I sat in the car and cried literally for nearly 30 minutes. My dad said we could wait if she was to come out. I was like YES, so we waited for about 20 minutes (it was already about 40 minutes after the show) and I saw a few people waiting, but someone said she had already left. I was like   
So we left. THE NEXT DAY I READ ON THE INTERNET THAT SHE CAME OUTSIDE AND TOOK PICTURES WITH EVERY SINGLE PERSON LIKE 5 OR 10 MINUTES AFTER I LEFT   
 
I was in shock for like 3 days, I could barely SPEAK, I just kept rewatching videos from the concert.
But that was definitely the best day of my life. She said she would come back, I hope she will.
I recorded little pieces of every single song, I think, but the quality is pretty bad.
I wanted to go to Latvia's show a couple weeks later 'cause it the venue is literally like 3 hours away from where I live but my mom didn't let me    
 
 
wow this is long i'm sorry, and excuse any grammar mistakes it's almost 4am   

Just a couple of drawings and illustrations of Lana (I do others also you can look on my deviantart http://chazdesigns.deviantart.com)

 

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