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who ever assumed MMITPM was for UV is dumb, sorry 

i hope she uses one of her iconic selfies for the single cover

woohoo! definitely expecting the single next week now~
 
why can't she call out music journalists on their wrong info more often? 

forget who else may or may not buy this song,  who did she mean by 
makes me think someone much older than her...

TOSTB is annoying though. 

This is exactly why I hate her. It seems to me she calls the people who want the songs hoarders, not the people who keep them to themselves. Then, she'll claim she has the songs and leak a line or two of lyrics from the song and when the song leaks she says "Oh, I never had the song." and tries to make it look like you're stupid and don't know what you're talking about.

Fucking 'Tired-Of-Singing-The-Blues' on Tumblr (who thinks she knows everything and it really bothers me...) says that she's getting close to selling the song. I hate TOSTB because of how she acts. She acts like the fans who want the unleaks are being "horders" and being "stingy" but yet, she doesn't leak anything very often...

Fucking 'Tired-Of-Singing-The-Blues' on Tumblr (who thinks she knows everything and it really bothers me...) says that she's getting close to selling the song. I hate TOSTB because of how she acts. She acts like the fans who want the unleaks are being "horders" and being "stingy" but yet, she doesn't leak anything very often...

But "hoarders" are people who keep unleaked songs to themselves not people who want them.
Could this song about the married guy? You know, the one with the "wife [that] wouldn't mind"...

(giggles)
 
This is awesome! I wish it weren't censored though 

You're right...
 
No one should* sing this song but Lana.

no one but her should sing this song. these lyrics are just so.... lana.

The UltraviolencÉ Effect:

Phase 1:

Announce your album long before it's actual release.
-> Speculations and overall excitement spreads.

Phase 2:

Tease/Promote your album by vaguely describing it's sound using adjectives like, "unlistenable", "dark", "different". Basically, anything that doesn't give away too much information about the way it sounds but will get your fans more and more excited.
-> Fake tracklists appear, discussions start and gets more instense.

Phase 3:

Either, you give a tenative date for the release of your upcoming album, or you simply say it's coming "soon". The second option is more recommended, as it will prevent your album from inofficially being "delayed".
-> "Insiders" will cause a lot of trouble among your fans with fake information and pessimism will spread, eventually, especially if the word "soon" is used in order to describe how far away the release of your album is.

Phase 4:

Keep delaying your album if you want the anticipation to increase. This might lead to fans not being excited anymore to a degree where a release is not even important to them anymore.

Phase 5:

1. Release the album when they least expect it, with no announcement whatsoever. (not recommended, because Beyoncé already did it and everyone will give her the credit for it, eventhough David Bowie did the same thing months before Beyoncé did it. )
or
2. Release the lead single of your album out of nowhere and start extensive promo!

I'll try and find one. Brb.

The fact that we have more news on a Hillary Duff album...

Lana is the worlds biggest troll.

i think Future jazz is a possible (single??) song title 

Guys let's re-focus: jazzy songs! Million Dollar Man! Yayo! Rejoice!

I don't even come here for news, I just like to read other people's speculations. It kinda holds me over until we do actually get something.

Ultraviolence is probably "Unlistenable" because Lana hasn't actually recorded anything (took it from another forum lmao) 

These last few pages.
Y'all need Jesus in your lives.
 

Darling, you can't let everything seem so dark blue.

If we dont get anything tomorrow im officially unfollowing her from instagram. And by unfollow i mean still following her but just angry.

yes 
 
have you ever fucked a dog