ArtDecoDelRey

all of the delusion on here today... i can’t deal w y’all.
get ready for disappointment.
AND i have a good feeling she won’t say anything tmrw at all. so don’t get your hopes up that she’ll clarify the confusion about the release date. lmao.

no tf we're not

I love your positive delusion! But seriously tho, can't tell you how happy it would make me

Okay I'm gonna be delusional af for a moment but consider this:
 
- Lana tells us she 'doesn't know' when the album will drop. Idk about yall but that seemed strange to me, because she was so nonchalant about it like 'meh whatever idc'
- Ben tells us she's still working on it, then Lana confirms shortly after that it's done. Seems to me like they're both trying to come up with their own reasons for why it isn't released yet.
- Sources like MTV, Billboard and others have said it'll be released March 29th and although they're not 100% reliable, it still makes u think about who told them it would be released on that exact date.
- She could drop the album 12pm LA time instead of releasing it first in Australia/NZ etc.
- She did a shoot with Neil (for a magazine) which indicates that in the interview she could either talk about what's to come (with the music) or talk about the music (which has already dropped, hypothetically)
 
The only thing that wouldn't make sense about a surprise release is that she'll be up against Billie, which wouldn't make sense at all. But consider this: Lana clearly doesn't give a shit about topping the charts, and although her label do, she probably put her foot down and said "look, this is when I want to release it. Like it or lump it. I don't care about charts blah blah blah" and she could kinda fly under the radar with NFR and let Billie have the spotlight, but Lana wouldn't care.
 
Now I'm not saying it's coming tomorrow, in fact I highly doubt it. But just think about it.
 
 
 

I’m going in Ed’s last photo with my fake acc

All we can do is hope that some angry gays spam her tomorrow, then she'll have to say something about the album process.
Also tomorrow will be a YEAR since she released the HIAB snippet, and since then she has probably only gave us album updates a total of three times.

Hello and JACK!

She will HAVE to say something tomorrow either way so I'm excited for that she will have to explain the delay or do another fam tweet yis pls

I think that's a good idea.

I know y’all hate me every time I say this but... let’s spam Ed and Ben?

i wanna DM lana so bad and be like “bitch where tf is the album?” but i’m too afraid. lmao. byeeee.

It's only 19 min long, so it's propbs gonna me MAC, VB and HIADTKJDFGKDFBKDF

This is what I want tomorrow the most. It’d be so weird if she’d ignore the rumors, but then again it wasn’t too long ago that she was like “who knows when it’s coming out?” So we’d probably get silence tomorrow on that too... Ugh.

Disappointment is going to be everywhere omg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqMGhnixFx8"

Honestly, at this point, is she surprise-released it, the only one she could be "hurting", in terms of sale, is her: Billie's album, apparently, already has 800k+ pre-release sales. Interscope would dominate the charts if they released the same day. 

I'd die

I'd die

I'd die

I'd die

I'd die

I'd die

She would never do it, but just imagine her posting “Surprise x” with the album cover and link. Ugh. Depression cured instantly.

Even though zero part of me expects a surprise release tomorrow, it would be really nice if it did happen because I move tomorrow and would love to explore my new neighbourhood with the album this weekend. Please and thank you Lana. 

like... a lot of people that really arent focused on this era are expecting it to be released tomorrow. lana has an even BIGGER storm coming. yikes. see when you do clownery.