sodaserialkiller

I would be pleasantly surprised. I would enjoy the music. I would still remember this ridiculous era and continue expecting very little of her.

This photo shoot is an imitation LV handbag that you'd get at a marketplace in Bangkok for 35 baht, whereas sis' old photo shoots were authentic $2350 Prada purses with $400 Tiffany keychains attached.

I-
his work with Lana fits her aesthetic so well

#NeilKrugForNFR

it have class
it give sass
but most importantly...
 

https://www.instagram.com/p/ByO2g4cAtfA/?igshid=c01orjarz3wl
 
Yay her lips look beautiful

Lanaboards right now

Wow, we need to recruit some members from there
 
This hits a little close:
 
"What I'd like to see is Lana getting busy on the typewriter, like she's a 70s self-made novelist cooped up in a big mansion on her own, but slowly going crazy, not being able to tell the difference between herself and the characters she's inventing on the pages."

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/02/04/obsessed-fan-plotted-kidnap-us-singer-lana-del-rey/
https://consequenceofsound.net/2018/02/lana-del-rey-breaks-down-into-tears-in-atlanta-following-thwarted-kidnapping-attempt/
https://www.tmz.com/2015/12/04/lana-del-rey-cars-stolen-house/
https://nylon.com/articles/lana-del-rey-home-break-in
https://metro.co.uk/2018/04/18/lana-del-rey-attacked-gig-fan-jumps-leaves-stage-7476818/
 
She probably didn't expect such rabid fans 

Then she should have either made a definite statement about the album’s release—“it won’t be out for a full year”—or not mentioned it at all.

I'm dying waiting for a scrap of news about Norman Rocking Fuckwell

Alright hennies, upon learning there are only 2 poems in Vogue Italia, I’ve decided to depart into a self-induced coma. Will someone kindly wake me up when there is solid news? I’d appreciate it tons – I wish you all a lovely week, you beautiful souls.
I hope Miss Lana enjoys the last couple of days with her friends, the teletubbies.
 
I took matters into my own hands & rewrote some of “Cinnamon” to better fit our situation.
 
You tried to push us out but we just find our way back in
You shoved violets up our ass
To keep us out - you win
 
There’s things I wanna say to you - but you don’t give a fuck.
Like if you just communicate your thoughts, we’ll stop biting on your cock
 
There’s things we wanna talk about - but you’re busy sippin matcha
What is it gonna take for you
To mention the fucking album
 
Ahhhyaaaah ahh aAaAaAa
 
Hold me, love me, fuck me, suck me, be the first who ever did
 
Goodbye sexies
 

there were only like three or four up before, now there’s like 6 @
Also, in this article she really does say that the poetry book is coming out “next year”
 
https://www.vogue.it/bellezza/article/diamanti-tigri-e-sogni-infranti-intervista-a-lana-del-rey
 

i feel like we are living in some kind of fucked up parallel universe. i swear this bitch is gonna drive me to drink myself into oblivion, or at least get so drunk that i stumble back into the normal dimension, clown makeup intact

R.I.P. Norman Fucking Rockwell
 
 

norman fucking farewell

Just read a leaked poem from Violents Bent Over Upside Down Inwards Inside the Grass & I will say, it’s so beautiful. The most memorable line was:
 
I love Chase
In me ass
 
Sam I am
I am Sam

There's nothing to read, sis. 'Cept a new poem which I allege is her roasting her mum.
 
http://lanaboards.com/index.php?/topic/10294-lana-to-release-poetry-book-%E2%80%9Cviolet-bent-backwards-over-the-grass%E2%80%9D/page-9

NFR: ...
 
 
 
 
lanaboards: 

Yes she is, Cherry.
 

Violet Bent (so far) Backwards (that her pants split) Over The Gr(ass)

Lula Del Roe (to quote @LanaFlowers) confirmed
 
 
 

allow me to submit some potential vinyl colors for consideration, by way of nail polish shades:
 
Was It All Just A Dream? did this album ever really exist? are we all part of a collective hallucination?
 

 
Baby Please Come Home NFR is baby. home is spotify.
 

 
Mystery...a nice, concise, one-word descriptor of the current weather conditions with regards to the subject of this thread
 

 
Haven't The Foggiest idea where the damn album is
 

 
Here Today, Aragon Tomorrow (an allusion to our collective hope of this album ever seeing the light of day)
 

 
I Just Can't Cope-acabana...a nice bright obnoxious yellow alluding to both the perpetual meltdowns in this thread and the tropical vacation we all so desperately need
 

 
and my personal favorite...
 
Don't Take Yosemite For Granite