sodaserialkiller

Ok but can we get a show of hands who's really all in too deep bc idk bout u but we're just trolling while there's nothing happening

yall are being so overdramatic, as usual

ACTUALLY I had a dream that she dropped Cinnamon.
 
In the dream she was showimg violet, blue, green and red St Christopher charms in that photo and that was the clue.
 
So ofc I woke up and ran to check that pic only to find that reality is a poor imitation of my dreams. 
 
Oh, and the music in the dream was "Pepper" by the Butthole Surfers which goes, "Cinnamon and sugary and softly spoken lies". 
 
Zzzz ... 

ma'am the thing is its 2019 not 1980. she has the ability to talk to us yet choses not to.

ITS
NOT
ABOUT
THE 
LENGTH 
OF
THE 
WAIT
 
WE 
WOULD 
BE 
HAPPY 
TO
WAIT 
HOWEVER 
LONG 
SHE 
WANTED 
TO 
TAKE 
A 
BREAK
FOR
 
(yes that's a dangling preposition but you know what? i'm fresh outta fucks forever)
 
THE 
ISSUE 
IS 
THE 
UNPROFESSIONALISM
AND 
THE 
FALSE 
PROMISES
AND 
THE 
CARROT
DANGLING
TYPE 
SHIT
 
thanks for reading

This girl is having fun while she's getting hated & losing fans.
 
Honestly, that's annoying but also kinda hilarious and iconic 

NORMAN FUCKING ROCKWELL...

I love this thread
 

some of you please learn to read people's posts, i'm going for a snack 

i'm positive it's why this thread just won't die 
 
"you feel owed an album"
"you're just upset at waiting!"
"you're just bored and creating theories."
 
i mean first and second no, third... she's allowing this anyway and seems quite happy about it

The wait wouldnt be consider long if we didnt have all the lies and empty promises that came with it

If this album gets released this year I'm becoming a catholic

There's a bit of "The Revenge of Lana Del Rey" with NFR. For the first time, her work is finally safe and did not leak. Maybe she's telling herself "For the first time in like a million years, I can do things on my own pace and don't have to worry about fuckers that will leak my work". 
I don't think it's the only reason why she is taking her sweet time, but maybe it does play a role in it.

I read your frustrations and your points are valid. It's been forever.

At the moment, I choose to believe that what she said to some fan met in LA is true: NFR will be out end of summer. If so, the lead shouldn't be "too far". 

Tbf, Ben & Ed tried to tell us. I feel sorry for them, they got so much shit when it wasn't their fault at all
 
I'll buy something nice for myself in the name of what LDR6 could have been   maybe a nice lipstick   

I'm glad we're not all blind followers of her and can see her faults. 
 
Anyway, here's the cover for NFR I made. Neil's hazzy wave effects fits really nicely with MAR and VB and her pose just screams "reflective sad girl" which seems to be the vibe of the record. 
 
 
 

i wish she'd do a livestream on ig to clarify everything

I hope this album has its own Stargirl. Hip hop instrumental but dark with her high vocals in the background

this is me, the girl in the back is everyone else, and the dog is Lana like "hahahahahaha im just gonna keep withholding my album and making you bitches suffer"

no way did I just see a taylor swift fan complain on twitter that they didn’t have album info a month after the lead was released.

day 2374938 without nfr: tag yourself as a norman rockwell painting
 
i'm this bitch with pigeon toes and a magazine over her face
 

That’s pretty much this whole era, because there is nothing.

A*****a B***s teas