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I don't know Swedish, but I know just enough Danish, which is kinda similar, to listen and follow along with the translation by @clampigirl. I just had to listen to get the flavor of it. I was not disappointed.

I see what you did there.

#tbt to that rape fantasy video Lana did with Eli Roth posted by that Nazi-named video production company Marilyn Manson was involved with Edit: Assuming this was the event Mando Diao's talking about: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/lana-del-rey-marilyn-manson_n_1373682 Photos of them hanging out after the event: And never forget this surreal image:

Cucked My Way Up to the Top Cuck It I Love You Cucky Ones Cummertime Sadness Cum Cum Cunts Upon a Dream

Fuck. As the parent of a 3-year-old I can't unhear this now. And I loved "Serial Killer". Sue ha Elmo & get dat plagiarism $

Yes. Or at least she has been.

This may seem like an odd question, but aside from being a photographer, what jobs has Chuck worked? Even including college, high school jobs. And what did she study in college? Was it art? Did she ever switch majors? Also, did Lana or Chuck ever own a dog? If so, do we know what breed or what the name was?

Chemtrails? Seriously Lana?

New tagline for Lanalysis.

This reads as disillusionment with her interest in metaphysics. Disillusionment with the futility of it.

There's been no beauty or romance in having to wait for VBBITG, Lana.

Not by name at least. But Ben has.

Except when she's had two or three or four...

Emoji this pls

Well I suspect this will be the last time we'll see sighting pics like this for awhile since Gavin Newsom put in place a shelter-in-place order for the entire state of California effective today.

I'm... skeptical of that. Particularly the word "a". I wanna be the whole world's girl, gramma. Tell me do you think that's wrong? And I'm in love with everyone Yeah, that's definitely a factor though.

Ah fuck. I think I could still go. I just hope all the biggest acts get rebooked for it.

I want to make two things clear: I'm firmly in the anti-Sean camp. Not because he's a cop, but because of the kind of cop he is. In short, because he's Part Of The Problem™. To my fellow LanaBoarders who dislike him, I'm 100% with you on the substance. I'm down with dragging him to hell all across this forum and back. Lana says something on social media that reminds us anew why her dating him is problematic? Light her up. I'm down with that. He says something problematic on social media? Call him out and light him up. Tag Lana if you want. I'm good with that too. I'll probably even like or retweet those if I see them on my timeline. And my offer to wear a #DumpTheCop shirt to Lanaroo (if it's not canceled and if y'all wanna design and get me one) still stands. But if you're harassing either of them about it just to harass them, I'm not down with it. At all. That crosses a line for me. Some of you even seem to be on a deliberate campaign to bombard them with harassment until they break up. That is really fucked up. And I'm not even sure what that achieves. Certainly not a moral victory. I mean, if Lana breaks up with him due to a recognition that she will keep receiving good faith reasonable criticism until she does, that's great, but if one or the other breaks up just because the harassment isn't worth it, on some level I'll still be happy she's not dating the cop, but it will be a pretty hollow victory where nobody's grown or learned anything, via means not justified by the end. Yes, I'm absolutely sub-posting(?) some people here. Y'all know who you are.

Yes. You're goddamn right I did. Literally everything you said in that post is textbook paranoia. You claim a nebulous, unnamed "they" is trying to inject poison into the population and control people through a campaign of fear, manipulation, and brainwashing. You're doing it again. "Being against running off to the hospital to get an injection of some random shit". As already stated, you're talking about vaccines that essentially do not exist. And the reason they do not is because medical scientists will be rigorously testing them for many months first. But "random shit". Okay.

This whole post is just a garbage take in a bunch of ways. There is no vaccine ready and probably won't be before the end of the year. Get out of here with this paranoid conspiratorial anti-vax bullshit. It's not about you (who are presumably young and healthy). It's about making sure you're not a fucking carrier who will pass it on to someone vulnerable or someone else who will. YeAh, AnD wHaT aBoUt AlL tHe WoMeN hArVeY wEiNsTeIn DiDn'T rApE. oR aLl ThE jEwS wHo DiDn'T dIe In ThE hOlOcAusT. nObOdY eVeR tAlKs AbOuT tHaT!!!! Because? This doesn't follow. At all.

Saw some depressing exit polling data from a few of the states last night. Essentially, Bernie wins young people (under 40, I still count!) by like 70-80%. Bernie even wins 40-somethings narrowly. Conversely, Biden wins people over 50 by 70%. Yes, boomers are a disproportionately large age cohort, but still, if young voters would come out in droves their preferred candidates and policies would win. They (we) didn't. Boomers did. Young voters are absolutely right that voting isn't everything. Organizing, protest, and pressure campaigns are important too. But none of that is everything either. Voting matters tremendously.

Alternate thread title: "YES, RORMAN, SHE'S STILL DATING THE FUCKING PIG"

This is the most perfect tagline for the site since "Fortress of Bullshit". @@Elle can we change the home page title? LanaBoards: The Number 1 Lana Del Rey Community a fart in the abyss

I'd give it all away if you give me just one day to ask her one question: Why does it take a day to ask one question?