Poor Stacy

3 first singles??????? We gettin a long/double album????? Whew!

spot on! It's really hazy, slow, and spacy, but it's perfect for being lazy and stoned in your bed on the hottest day of summer. I'm in love.

I’m totally lost now, too. What could it be.

Mayyyyyyyyyyybeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I'd be less stressed If I was tested Less like,

Maybe it's a double album and that's why she used the same picture for both "covers".

I still lowkey hope Rock Candy Sweet is still a thing, though, because she had me SHOOK the day she announced it. It just comes off so aggro, pink, and bitchy. Kinda craving that energy, even if I'm lowkey also into the idea of Blue Banisters being a moody, atmospheric R&B/hip-hop album. The snippet we have is gorgeous. (Watch ALL of this be wrong.)

"I'm just gonna say that none of you are correct so far and who said that Jack isn't on the ALBUM tho" I feel like the capitalized album bit implies that this "project" is more than just an album. Maybe we're getting a double album, one poetry (Rock Candy Sweet), one music (Blue Banisters)? Or maybe the "project" means double album w/ two different genres (RCS/BB)? Or a Tropico film situation? The Rock Candy Sweet announcement post is still up, too. I don't know. It'd be nice to get some clarification, because none of this, from Lana included, has much clarity so far.

And fuck the insiders, btw. Getting teased like this for no reason is really irritating. Say it or don't say it at all.

Pretty sure Mike Dean produced Blue Banisters (song). He's all about his synths, and I love that ambient synth layer over top. I wouldn't be surprised if it turns out to be more of an all-the-way R&B/hip-hop inspired record, just to fuck with the critics and cultural appropriation ppl. A greatest hits would be disgusting, so I'm not even entertaining it.

I’d thought Blue Banisters was the lead for Rock Candy Sweet... but the Rock Candy Sweet post is still up... so is Blue Banisters the country or covers album? And Rock Candy Sweet still coming? so confused. Love her.

Like, do we even think Lana knows about all of that history? I feel like the only reason others do is because of viral Twitter threads or some shit. I certainly don’t know why everyone’s offended, but I’m also American and have little interest in the Royals. I’m sure Lana just views their relationship as an aesthetic and not inside some deeper context. Everyone pretending to be fake woke and dragging her on her IG are annoying. Or maybe many people have just been living under a rock, lol.

Yosemite! You’ve been through more hardships than most, and your navigation and recovery through those experiences have molded you into an emotionally mature person. You’re a highly cerebral individual and are learning to both appreciate the present moment and accept your past for what it is. You’re growing as a person, and you’re likely not the same person you were a year ago.

I'm looking forward to it. We've been spoiled, and continue to be blessed with new music. I'll always give Lana a fair chance, unlike you whiny ass bitches.

I opened my Amazon box tonight and it's the real "beige" version I've been wanting! (Sorry @lanabanana11, I know you're wanting the peach - I hope you get that version!). This isn't really beige, though - like everyone's said, it's like a warm white/off-white, which I honestly think is perfect for the album, so I'm thrilled with it. It's my favorite variant along with the pale yellow. Tallying up what I have now: - Webstore Translucent - Webstore Grey - Target Red - Amazon Exclusive (Peach Marbled Mispress) - Amazon Exclusive (Off-White) - Assai Yellow w/ Obi (149/500) - Spotify Picture Disc - Cassette #3 w/ Signed Print - CD w/ Signed Print - Neil Krug Picture Disc (STILL WAITING) - UO Green (STILL WAITING) This was fun but I can't do it again. I don't even have everything, still! But that's all I'm getting.

I do.

Reads like a lyric to me?

I'll let you know tomorrow, I ordered a second one!

yeah this is so good, love the sleazy '70s funk vibe she's on

I think it might have been a trick of the lighting when that user took the pic, because I haven't seen another crystal clear version outside of that pic. I'm trying to find the white-ish beige Amazon exclusive! I'm scared to order another copy from Amazon bc I don't want the same version, lol.

I got the transparent variant today in the mail - easily my least favorite of them all, it's not even clear. It looks milky clear, barely even see-through. I wonder how many of the crystal clear ones even exist. And the actual beige Amazon vinyl. What to do, what to do...

Seems like the UO blue is completely sold out except for Discogs and eBay!

Contemplating at Costco the second Amazon vinyl purchase...

yellow variant ftw

she must have watched or read some review where they said she's outshined by her features