MoreCruelThanYou

Petition to rename this forum "1150 pages of pure filth" if she doesnt release a single by the end of March :-)

yes

are y'all dumb?
 
are y'all dumb?
 
are y'all dumb?
 
are y'all dumb?

kms if it's later than july

fr though I'm 105% expecting the album to come sometime in May, it just makes sense based on the pattern of idiocy (LFL was rumored for May then came two months later in July, therefore NFR was rumored for March and will come two months later in May). If this doesn't happen tho I am fully prepared to get Lana's addy from Azealia and lead a march for the album on her doorstep 

Justice for Yosemite 

Pretty sure she confirmed it’s calciatore which is also just a random word but it’s better than chicken recipes
 
OT: I’m standing by my October prediction

okay anyways so back to the holy trinity from yesterday: Terrence (for predicting something would happen), peroxide (for inciting Ben's rage), and HoneymoonDaddy (for the blowjob DM). Whats next ladiez??? 

Petition to rename this forum "1150 pages of pure filth" if she doesnt release a single by the end of March :-)

opening this can of worms: salvatore is basic af. as someone who is italian i honestly just don't get it. is she being murdered by him? "soft ice cream, soft i scream" wow haha i get it word play lana   next? I can't even listen to it past the first chorus without changing it its so slow. she literally just spouts italian words that don't make sense "ciao amore" glad she knows how to use google translate, "cacciatore" this is a chicken recipe. where is the logic? 

Petition to rename this forum "1150 pages of pure filth" if she doesnt release a single by the end of March :-)

Petition to rename this forum "1150 pages of pure filth" if she doesnt release a single by the end of March :-)

Petition to rename this forum "1150 pages of pure filth" if she doesnt release a single by the end of March :-)

Petition to rename this forum "1150 pages of pure filth" if she doesnt release a single by the end of March :-)

Petition to rename this forum "1150 pages of pure filth" if she doesnt release a single by the end of March :-)

opening this can of worms: salvatore is basic af. as someone who is italian i honestly just don't get it. is she being murdered by him? "soft ice cream, soft i scream" wow haha i get it word play lana   next? I can't even listen to it past the first chorus without changing it its so slow. she literally just spouts italian words that don't make sense "ciao amore" glad she knows how to use google translate, "cacciatore" this is a chicken recipe. where is the logic? 

you've been put on the pending list for initiation. expect deliverance within the week, if you hear the falls calling do not hesitate to jump for it.

flipside is a masterpiece how dare you you beast
 
anyways my top 5 (unreleased included bc they HAVE to be)
 
yes to heaven v2
angels forever
shades of cool
music to watch boys to
flipside
periodt

Justice for Yosemite 

fr though I'm 105% expecting the album to come sometime in May, it just makes sense based on the pattern of idiocy (LFL was rumored for May then came two months later in July, therefore NFR was rumored for March and will come two months later in May). If this doesn't happen tho I am fully prepared to get Lana's addy from Azealia and lead a march for the album on her doorstep 

okay anyways so back to the holy trinity from yesterday: Terrence (for predicting something would happen), peroxide (for inciting Ben's rage), and HoneymoonDaddy (for the blowjob DM). Whats next ladiez??? 

Hi I hate to further the Venice Bitch debate with more dribble but here goes! I think what's throwing a lot of people off is Lana's minimalism with her production. Even though it may seem like a lot is going on (synths, "psychedlic" guitars, repetition of stream of conciousness-esque lyrics) compared to lets say the polished nature of Born to Die, Paradise, Young & Beautiful era this really is more simplistic. In fact I think that's what's thrown alot of people off with this era in general: the simplicity. However, Lana has talked in interviews about how she wanted this to be more of a stripped down era (little to no promotion aside from instagram posts, "low quality" music videos shot by Chuck, hiadt single cover, etc). We've had big budget quality from Lana (High by the Beach video anyone?). Maybe its time to embrace and accept this era for what it is, even if its different, uncomfortable, or a "change" for some of us (change is a powerful thing bitches!). Once again I would hope that lana's change of promotional and aesthetic direction isnt what's rubbing anyone the wrong way. I think what's pissing people off is how authoritatively she has talked about NFR, like she really has a grasp on the era, when everything that's happened since Hiadt (esp Ben's IG tirade & insta baddie lifestyle) has proven otherwise. Circling back around to VB though, the "cheesy" lyrics that piss some ppl off? Lets not forget that Lana has been satirizing and poking fun at herself since Brooklyn baby. Venice Bitch is Brooklyn Baby's younger sister ladies, let's appreciate her, love her, and accept her for who she is. End of diatribe.

opening this can of worms: salvatore is basic af. as someone who is italian i honestly just don't get it. is she being murdered by him? "soft ice cream, soft i scream" wow haha i get it word play lana   next? I can't even listen to it past the first chorus without changing it its so slow. she literally just spouts italian words that don't make sense "ciao amore" glad she knows how to use google translate, "cacciatore" this is a chicken recipe. where is the logic? 

okay I respect this. That's like me with Groupie Love even though its idiotic lol

Yosemite more like yo semen in me