Atomic Piggy

Guys, don't beat me for this pleeeease... But here's my thinkpiece
I think that Lana might be really burned out...
It would explain most of the clownery she's doing recently. Weird new friends, hobbies, clothes etc...
Not serving a look or live vocals going along these lines too... Her lyrics are a tiny bit lacking as well, cause name checking an artist or poet just to make a point feels a little bit cheap, like an easy way out to make you realize what she wants to say. Sylvia Plath literally screams "I'm not as happy as I look" as well as Norman Rockwell, who painted happiness that he never lived in. These references are a little too on the nose.
Anyways... My point is, that her possible exhaustion might be the reason of this delay and lack of communication.
I think it's positive that she's taking it slowly with the album... But as of now, she really puts F in NFR

But doesn't it feel like a kiss tho? Hahaha

Guys, don't beat me for this pleeeease... But here's my thinkpiece
I think that Lana might be really burned out...
It would explain most of the clownery she's doing recently. Weird new friends, hobbies, clothes etc...
Not serving a look or live vocals going along these lines too... Her lyrics are a tiny bit lacking as well, cause name checking an artist or poet just to make a point feels a little bit cheap, like an easy way out to make you realize what she wants to say. Sylvia Plath literally screams "I'm not as happy as I look" as well as Norman Rockwell, who painted happiness that he never lived in. These references are a little too on the nose.
Anyways... My point is, that her possible exhaustion might be the reason of this delay and lack of communication.
I think it's positive that she's taking it slowly with the album... But as of now, she really puts F in NFR

Guys, don't beat me for this pleeeease... But here's my thinkpiece
I think that Lana might be really burned out...
It would explain most of the clownery she's doing recently. Weird new friends, hobbies, clothes etc...
Not serving a look or live vocals going along these lines too... Her lyrics are a tiny bit lacking as well, cause name checking an artist or poet just to make a point feels a little bit cheap, like an easy way out to make you realize what she wants to say. Sylvia Plath literally screams "I'm not as happy as I look" as well as Norman Rockwell, who painted happiness that he never lived in. These references are a little too on the nose.
Anyways... My point is, that her possible exhaustion might be the reason of this delay and lack of communication.
I think it's positive that she's taking it slowly with the album... But as of now, she really puts F in NFR

Guys, don't beat me for this pleeeease... But here's my thinkpiece
I think that Lana might be really burned out...
It would explain most of the clownery she's doing recently. Weird new friends, hobbies, clothes etc...
Not serving a look or live vocals going along these lines too... Her lyrics are a tiny bit lacking as well, cause name checking an artist or poet just to make a point feels a little bit cheap, like an easy way out to make you realize what she wants to say. Sylvia Plath literally screams "I'm not as happy as I look" as well as Norman Rockwell, who painted happiness that he never lived in. These references are a little too on the nose.
Anyways... My point is, that her possible exhaustion might be the reason of this delay and lack of communication.
I think it's positive that she's taking it slowly with the album... But as of now, she really puts F in NFR

Imagine if albums were still all kept on one computer and studios didn't have clouds nor were artists obliged to send their record labels as well as their management copies of the files. I woulda believed the shit outta that post whew

no someone even worse... twitter stans

Like who the fuck would even do such a thing... Azealia?

Guys, don't beat me for this pleeeease... But here's my thinkpiece
I think that Lana might be really burned out...
It would explain most of the clownery she's doing recently. Weird new friends, hobbies, clothes etc...
Not serving a look or live vocals going along these lines too... Her lyrics are a tiny bit lacking as well, cause name checking an artist or poet just to make a point feels a little bit cheap, like an easy way out to make you realize what she wants to say. Sylvia Plath literally screams "I'm not as happy as I look" as well as Norman Rockwell, who painted happiness that he never lived in. These references are a little too on the nose.
Anyways... My point is, that her possible exhaustion might be the reason of this delay and lack of communication.
I think it's positive that she's taking it slowly with the album... But as of now, she really puts F in NFR

Guys, don't beat me for this pleeeease... But here's my thinkpiece
I think that Lana might be really burned out...
It would explain most of the clownery she's doing recently. Weird new friends, hobbies, clothes etc...
Not serving a look or live vocals going along these lines too... Her lyrics are a tiny bit lacking as well, cause name checking an artist or poet just to make a point feels a little bit cheap, like an easy way out to make you realize what she wants to say. Sylvia Plath literally screams "I'm not as happy as I look" as well as Norman Rockwell, who painted happiness that he never lived in. These references are a little too on the nose.
Anyways... My point is, that her possible exhaustion might be the reason of this delay and lack of communication.
I think it's positive that she's taking it slowly with the album... But as of now, she really puts F in NFR

The gag is she probably already scrapped the album tbh
 
EDIT: omg this was a reaction to a fake message from Lana I saw on twitter plz ignore continue the madness

But doesn't it feel like a kiss tho? Hahaha

we got ghosted but it felt like an album release. 

Fans: So who the fuck is responsible for this shit. Tell us NOW. 
Lana, Ben & Ed, Interscope and Polydor:

 
But seriously... Something smells fishy. Someone is lying for someone and I'm honestly not impressed. Very unprofessional. Can't believe the dumb instagram bleach drinking fans think this is acceptable. They're probably the types of people to put up with an abusive relationship. Smh

Guys, don't beat me for this pleeeease... But here's my thinkpiece
I think that Lana might be really burned out...
It would explain most of the clownery she's doing recently. Weird new friends, hobbies, clothes etc...
Not serving a look or live vocals going along these lines too... Her lyrics are a tiny bit lacking as well, cause name checking an artist or poet just to make a point feels a little bit cheap, like an easy way out to make you realize what she wants to say. Sylvia Plath literally screams "I'm not as happy as I look" as well as Norman Rockwell, who painted happiness that he never lived in. These references are a little too on the nose.
Anyways... My point is, that her possible exhaustion might be the reason of this delay and lack of communication.
I think it's positive that she's taking it slowly with the album... But as of now, she really puts F in NFR

this was beautifully stated and i 100% agree

I'm pretty sure most people here would agree with this

Guys, don't beat me for this pleeeease... But here's my thinkpiece
I think that Lana might be really burned out...
It would explain most of the clownery she's doing recently. Weird new friends, hobbies, clothes etc...
Not serving a look or live vocals going along these lines too... Her lyrics are a tiny bit lacking as well, cause name checking an artist or poet just to make a point feels a little bit cheap, like an easy way out to make you realize what she wants to say. Sylvia Plath literally screams "I'm not as happy as I look" as well as Norman Rockwell, who painted happiness that he never lived in. These references are a little too on the nose.
Anyways... My point is, that her possible exhaustion might be the reason of this delay and lack of communication.
I think it's positive that she's taking it slowly with the album... But as of now, she really puts F in NFR

Guys, don't beat me for this pleeeease... But here's my thinkpiece
I think that Lana might be really burned out...
It would explain most of the clownery she's doing recently. Weird new friends, hobbies, clothes etc...
Not serving a look or live vocals going along these lines too... Her lyrics are a tiny bit lacking as well, cause name checking an artist or poet just to make a point feels a little bit cheap, like an easy way out to make you realize what she wants to say. Sylvia Plath literally screams "I'm not as happy as I look" as well as Norman Rockwell, who painted happiness that he never lived in. These references are a little too on the nose.
Anyways... My point is, that her possible exhaustion might be the reason of this delay and lack of communication.
I think it's positive that she's taking it slowly with the album... But as of now, she really puts F in NFR

Fixed, for the sake of realism

Fixed, for the sake of realism

Fixed, for the sake of realism

what if this is her breaking us down Solve Et Coagula style.. she really had us all singing ur my cult leader to her at concerts and we didn’t notice .. ugh her mind

Another exciting speculation: she has nothing that we know of happening between now and June 22nd (Dublin show).
Think about it; each month we've gotten something:
 
September
Mariners Apartment Complex
BBC Radio 1 Interview with Annie Mac 
Venice Bitch
Beats Radio 1 Interview with Zane Lowe - album title revealed
Poetry book discussed in both interviews
 
October
a How to Disappear snippet
2nd snippet of Happiness is a Butterfly
4 snippets of Cinnamon (2 posted as clips, 2 on her story)
a "hope is a dangerous thing..." snippet (referred to as Sylvia Plath)
Instagram live where she previewed the production of How to Disappear
Apple event where she performed How to Disappear and Venice Bitch
 
November
Gucci Guilty launch party
Gucci LACMA event 
Breakthrough Prizes event 
 
December
Ally Coalition Talent Show with Jack - 2 new country/folk songs premiered 
British Fashion Awards event 
Instagram live where she told us the album is done + more info regarding the album cover 
 
January 
A snippet of a song dubbed "In Your Car" posted
Extended snippet of "hope is a dangerous thing..." posted + confirmation of poetry book nearing completion
hope is a dangerous thing... released + new press release about mid-2019 release
3rd snippet of Happiness is a Butterfly posted 
Gucci Guilty campaign launched 
 
February
interviews for Gucci Guilty discussing sound of the album + 13 tracks in total
Poems from the book posted on Instagram
 
March
Poems from the book posted on Instagram + update about binding it soon
BUKU festival
 
April/May (hypothetical)
Lead single - most likely Happiness is a Butterfly - released with music video
Magazine covers/interviews (we know one with Steven Klein for V Mag could be coming soon)
Maybe new snippets posted
Tracklist + cover art + release date revealed 
Maybe one more song released before the album 
Maybe poetry book released (most likely late April, May, or early June so album can come out in mid-late June)
 
June
Album released
Festival dates (https://lanadelrey.com/live/)
+ misc. promo
 
July
Festival dates
+ misc. promo
 
This makes sense, as we have 2 and a half months until her next announced endeavour. 
 
This seems realistic based on what she's said and it stays true to what she's known to do. It also is still very lowkey as she said she plans to do for this album. 

a nightmare literally a nightmare