Rorman Nockwell

Bambie is the best Their entry is unique and fun It's got the slight Finnish-death-metal-entry influence AND is very poppy AND has an unrequited love/revenge theme AND is witchy Just EXCELLENCE

No I have a Galaxy

If anyone holds it against you, I will remove their ears. This is a fitting punishment for a music community. Idk how I will remove their ears but the important thing is that their ears WILL be removed and with it, their ability for auditory input.

Deserves

Jen also had a pic of a packed suitcase on her story and it's probable that she would go too, sooo

This followed by the Kates being announced as the winner and runner-up

Not to dredge too far into US politics (and only doing so because it's relevant): I'm worried that if Trump wins he will cut funding to Ukraine and then it will be game over. Not only is that terrible for Ukraine, but it has implications for the rest of the world. Other authoritarian leaders may get ideas to invade other countries, because they think the US won't do anything.

Oooh I'm excited for this

Not Miranda going from the top to the bottom Whiplash

I don't like this entry I think it's really bad Where are the sharks

Yes! Apply in @Lindsay Lohan's DMs It's a lot of fun and I encourage people to apply

Don't forget to DM Lindsay if you'd like to be a guest judge! @Terrence Loves Me and @TrashMagiq I feel like you two would be great at it, amongst others

I fucked up and put it in a quote and not a spoiler but thx!

Do not question the judge 'bout the sludge. Now go practice your strut.

Look, Megan. You're a beautiful girl. Take this as an opportunity for personal growth and to pursue your other passions Kiss kiss!

I am poised and ready to review our last two contestants and then Lindsay will post our scathing reviews

Lindsay will be bringing the venom and I will be picking these outfits apart like they're made of LEGO Actually that'd be very camp in a literal sense

Feel free to post your opinions of the entries; the judges are listening

This will be so fun