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Let's face it, we're all obsessive personality types here. We all have issues with letting go, haha.

She certainly has a very volatile and complicated relationship with the truth; perhaps she should write a song about it. And then lie about that song's release date.

"The album is done but who knows when it'll be out"
 
YOU know, Lana. That's who. YOU. Your manager said so.

Maybe the age thing is as simple as she was feeling insecure about it when asked (which is understandable for someone in such a high-pressure industry) and decided to shave off a year. Maybe it was the label.
 
Maybe she had to repeat a year somewhere in her schooling, and didn't want people to know/was embarrassed, so she subtracted a year. Considering her problems with alcohol that isn't out of the question; it's plausible that she may've missed some school.
 
Maybe it was her way of keeping something to herself when having to share so much of herself with the public. Or maybe she was trying to throw people off so when they'd try to look up her personal information they couldn't find her.
 
I also thought she seemed as high as a kite in that Turkish interview when she was asked about it, so there's that.

Let's face it, we're all obsessive personality types here. We all have issues with letting go, haha.

OK mum
Somebody @ that lazy bitch with this, because I bet she hasn't shot anything yet.

Let's face it, we're all obsessive personality types here. We all have issues with letting go, haha.

Let's face it, we're all obsessive personality types here. We all have issues with letting go, haha.

OK mum
Somebody @ that lazy bitch with this, because I bet she hasn't shot anything yet.

File this under OCD af, but her new profile picture on IG pisses me off every time I look at it because you can see a tiny bit of the binding slats on the far left of it. Like, bitch is even too lazy to centre her profile pic properly. Fuck me.
 
We're going to end up talking about her toenail clippings by page 1547 because we'll be so bored.

Legit I do not care at this point if the cover is of a random mosquito leg I JUST WANT THE MUSIC

OK mum
Somebody @ that lazy bitch with this, because I bet she hasn't shot anything yet.

I don't see this as being about patience at all. It's about basing your peace of mind & happiness on the actions of others. Stanning, unironically, is just plain unhealthy. We really shouldn't be so invested. I don't care about her nearly as much as I used to, but I've always had issues with letting go, and I think it shows lol, I mean I'm still here
 
I hope we all manage to move the fuck on someday.

File this under OCD af, but her new profile picture on IG pisses me off every time I look at it because you can see a tiny bit of the binding slats on the far left of it. Like, bitch is even too lazy to centre her profile pic properly. Fuck me.
 
We're going to end up talking about her toenail clippings by page 1547 because we'll be so bored.

Legit I do not care at this point if the cover is of a random mosquito leg I JUST WANT THE MUSIC

OK mum
Somebody @ that lazy bitch with this, because I bet she hasn't shot anything yet.

File this under OCD af, but her new profile picture on IG pisses me off every time I look at it because you can see a tiny bit of the binding slats on the far left of it. Like, bitch is even too lazy to centre her profile pic properly. Fuck me.
 
We're going to end up talking about her toenail clippings by page 1547 because we'll be so bored.

Legit I do not care at this point if the cover is of a random mosquito leg I JUST WANT THE MUSIC

File this under OCD af, but her new profile picture on IG pisses me off every time I look at it because you can see a tiny bit of the binding slats on the far left of it. Like, bitch is even too lazy to centre her profile pic properly. Fuck me.
 
We're going to end up talking about her toenail clippings by page 1547 because we'll be so bored.

Legit I do not care at this point if the cover is of a random mosquito leg I JUST WANT THE MUSIC

File this under OCD af, but her new profile picture on IG pisses me off every time I look at it because you can see a tiny bit of the binding slats on the far left of it. Like, bitch is even too lazy to centre her profile pic properly. Fuck me.
 
We're going to end up talking about her toenail clippings by page 1547 because we'll be so bored.

Legit I do not care at this point if the cover is of a random mosquito leg I JUST WANT THE MUSIC

Lana says it's finished but "who knows" when it'll be out. 
 
Ben says it's not finished. 
 
Ed says it's all down to Lana. 
 
These people are a hot mess. 

So it's her holding it up and no one else. I'm laughing so hard at how mad this will make everyone. 
 
Maybe she doesn't want to have to rehearse/sing the new songs at the upcoming European festivals because lazy, so she's waiting 'til they're done.

"The album is done but who knows when it'll be out"
 
YOU know, Lana. That's who. YOU. Your manager said so.

What do you want on it? I'll make it ... as long as Lana doesn't sue me.
 
ETA: Actually, I was gonna make one with Norman over there <-------- that's my 'shop job. And then go hang out at Cha Cha Matcha
 
ETA2: That's a lie, I don't even live in the same country as Cha Cha Matcha. Lana's rubbing off on me, send help

Exactly, everyone's starting to be like "WTF ever, Lana" ... like why should we give a fuck if she doesn't?
 
100% her fandom will be fresh out of fucks forever if she doesn't sort her shit out soon. 

So it's her holding it up and no one else. I'm laughing so hard at how mad this will make everyone. 
 
Maybe she doesn't want to have to rehearse/sing the new songs at the upcoming European festivals because lazy, so she's waiting 'til they're done.

Would the average person under 30 in America even know who Norman Rockwell is? I'm not American so I had nfi and had to Google him when she announced the name ... but idk about young Americans.
 
She said it was finished and then Ben said it wasn't, so that sounds like something had to be changed. Unless she was being Lana Del Liar again.
 
Also, knowing her, the poetry book is 255 pages. Clearly she's insisting on putting the entire thing on Instagram, and we're only up to about page 18 so we will be waiting forever.

"The album is done but who knows when it'll be out"
 
YOU know, Lana. That's who. YOU. Your manager said so.