Rorman Nockwell

Oh yeah idk if this has been mentioned but sis has a listening party tomorrow, too. Or today. Idk what fucking time it is in America so whatever.
 

Oh yeah idk if this has been mentioned but sis has a listening party tomorrow, too. Or today. Idk what fucking time it is in America so whatever.
 

"To be released in 2020"
 
Bartender voice:
 
HA HA HA HAAAA

This is HILARIOUS.
 
I can't with this bitch ...

I'm-
 
 
 

Seeing as sis definitely reads here and steals all our brilliant ideas,
 
Sis was on a boat for the NFR cover because the sea represents freedom,etc.
 
So she can take that one step further for WHF and BE. A. MERMAID on the cover:
 

The dude driving the truck - Steve Berman - is some high-up dude at Interscope
 
I Googled and Eminem actually wrote a song about him.
 
And Courtney replied to someone and said something about him not being helpful for "difficult women" ... it sounded like she was suggesting that sis was a difficult woman.
 
It's all very Courtney; confusing and vague, but idk if sis will be super impressed with her blowing up her insta comments like that.

WHF abbreviation for this album sounds like WTF 

Oh yeah idk if this has been mentioned but sis has a listening party tomorrow, too. Or today. Idk what fucking time it is in America so whatever.
 

This is HILARIOUS.
 
I can't with this bitch ...

The dude driving the truck - Steve Berman - is some high-up dude at Interscope
 
I Googled and Eminem actually wrote a song about him.
 
And Courtney replied to someone and said something about him not being helpful for "difficult women" ... it sounded like she was suggesting that sis was a difficult woman.
 
It's all very Courtney; confusing and vague, but idk if sis will be super impressed with her blowing up her insta comments like that.

The fact that I've read every single page of 3840 pages of NFR pre-release and ready to do it again for 5000 pages 

Only non-US people and night owls are here atm and I'm laughing so hard imagining all the people waking up in a few hours and finding this thread ....
 

Right?
 
Is anyone else in shock? My brain has not caught up. I'm still blinking at the screen going ... "what the fuck ... I am actually shitposting in a thread about an upcoming album on NFR release day."
 
Today, on Days of our Lanz:
 
Sis dropped a DT mv
Sis has an ice cream truck
Courtney dragged sis in her insta comments over the driver of the ice cream truck
Chase posted and then deleted a story of himself listening to DT
Barrie posted a photo of himself at a piano, taken by sis
Sis described her love life as "colourful" (see above)
Sis moved to San Diego
Sis is doing Alice in Wonderland shit
Sis is having a pop-up surf shop
SIS HAS A NEW FUCKING ALBUM
 
Did I miss anything?

This is HILARIOUS.
 
I can't with this bitch ...

lana when she bought that truck in the middle of the night 

Also how is this album not called BLUE Hot Forever?
 
I still don't feel like it's real. I feel like she'll tweet tomorrow that it's all bullshit or something.

Right?
 
Is anyone else in shock? My brain has not caught up. I'm still blinking at the screen going ... "what the fuck ... I am actually shitposting in a thread about an upcoming album on NFR release day."
 
Today, on Days of our Lanz:
 
Sis dropped a DT mv
Sis has an ice cream truck
Courtney dragged sis in her insta comments over the driver of the ice cream truck
Chase posted and then deleted a story of himself listening to DT
Barrie posted a photo of himself at a piano, taken by sis
Sis described her love life as "colourful" (see above)
Sis moved to San Diego
Sis is doing Alice in Wonderland shit
Sis is having a pop-up surf shop
SIS HAS A NEW FUCKING ALBUM
 
Did I miss anything?

Right?
 
Is anyone else in shock? My brain has not caught up. I'm still blinking at the screen going ... "what the fuck ... I am actually shitposting in a thread about an upcoming album on NFR release day."
 
Today, on Days of our Lanz:
 
Sis dropped a DT mv
Sis has an ice cream truck
Courtney dragged sis in her insta comments over the driver of the ice cream truck
Chase posted and then deleted a story of himself listening to DT
Barrie posted a photo of himself at a piano, taken by sis
Sis described her love life as "colourful" (see above)
Sis moved to San Diego
Sis is doing Alice in Wonderland shit
Sis is having a pop-up surf shop
SIS HAS A NEW FUCKING ALBUM
 
Did I miss anything?

What the absolute fuck

I LITERALLY just removed the clown nose and hair from my pfp and now THIS.
 
And anyone who didn't like "Norman Fucking Rockwell" will surely hate "White Hot Forever". What the fuck? It sounds like a translated anime title or a Neil Diamond tour.

"To be released in 2020"
 
Bartender voice:
 
HA HA HA HAAAA

It really is feast or famine with this bitch, isn't it?

Right?
 
Is anyone else in shock? My brain has not caught up. I'm still blinking at the screen going ... "what the fuck ... I am actually shitposting in a thread about an upcoming album on NFR release day."
 
Today, on Days of our Lanz:
 
Sis dropped a DT mv
Sis has an ice cream truck
Courtney dragged sis in her insta comments over the driver of the ice cream truck
Chase posted and then deleted a story of himself listening to DT
Barrie posted a photo of himself at a piano, taken by sis
Sis described her love life as "colourful" (see above)
Sis moved to San Diego
Sis is doing Alice in Wonderland shit
Sis is having a pop-up surf shop
SIS HAS A NEW FUCKING ALBUM
 
Did I miss anything?