Rorman Nockwell

I might've liked it when I was 12. 

A brilliant scheme. Someone go explain to her how to leak it.
 

Perfect for Lana; she should feel guilty af

Lana needs to do something ASAP, I'm starting to like Taylor Swift.
                                                                                   its a joke dont come at me                          

Sis has hit 13m followers on IG; so much irrational anger.
 
The nerve of ordinary citizens following her whilst we, her loyal stans, are kept waiting.

I'm surprised that it's taking her so long to post about Marina's album, though.

She's boring me to death and I'm already dead. 

A brilliant scheme. Someone go explain to her how to leak it.
 

Why do I feel like she wants it to leak? Then she wouldn't have to do as much promo, right? Like if fans already hear it then her label will be like "eh..it's already out there. Just do whatever promo you want".

Sis has hit 13m followers on IG; so much irrational anger.
 
The nerve of ordinary citizens following her whilst we, her loyal stans, are kept waiting.

I'm surprised that it's taking her so long to post about Marina's album, though.

I'm surprised that it's taking her so long to post about Marina's album, though.

my laptop has literally shapeshifted into a clown face at this point

She's boring me to death and I'm already dead. 

I'm between bargaining and depression
 
No acceptance everrrr

Sis has hit 13m followers on IG; so much irrational anger.
 
The nerve of ordinary citizens following her whilst we, her loyal stans, are kept waiting.

I have a feeling that poetry book is going end up like the lyrics books. $50 on Lana's merch site then $300 on Ebay or Depop.  
 

This "no plan" thing is such a bad idea.
 
Look at it this way: she's already pissed heaps of people off by keeping everyone in the dark about the album. Even her casual fans are confused.
 
There's no way she's not going to piss people off with the poetry book. Like the album, it seems very poorly planned. She's hyping the shit out of it on social media and in interviews, but she's indicated that she's only going to sell it in So Cal and that it's going to be $1.
 
So on one hand she's pitching it to her fans worldwide, and then on the other she's planning to release it to a much smaller, local audience.
 
If she only sells it in So Cal, then everyone is going to be fighting over it, most people will miss out and it will lead to mayhem. Many won't be satisfied with an audiobook or digital version.
 
If she changes her mind and sells it everywhere else, then I do not see how she can sell it for $1 ... that isn't viable on a worldwide scale, or even just within the US. Changing the price probably won't piss people off as much as only selling it in So Cal, but the media will have a field day with it because a rich celebrity telling their fans that they'll sell something to them for $1 and then bumping the price up just isn't a good look.
 
If she fucks up the poetry book release, which looks likely for the reasons stated, then next time she has some random idea, or even does another poetry book, everyone's just gonna be like "the fuck ever ...". We all have that one flaky friend who never does what they say they're going to do, and you just end up not giving a fuck when they say something because you know they're likely to let you down. That'll be Lana to her fans.
 
So the way I see it, she's fucked. Maybe she knows she's fucked and the silence is some sort of avoidance mechanism. I know the "no plan" comment related to the album, but all of that ^ is exactly why you plan.
 
I can't wait to see how this all plays out.

I don't listen to Kim; I just came in here to find out why she's the devil.  

I don't listen to Kim; I just came in here to find out why she's the devil.  

I don't listen to Kim; I just came in here to find out why she's the devil.  

I don't listen to Kim; I just came in here to find out why she's the devil.  

honestly i don't care about this poetry book if it's just going to be some instantly sold out thing on her online store, just upload it to iBooks and let's get back to the album promo thanks

I don't think it's terrible but it isn't amazing, either. I think a lot of people think it's better than it is just because it's Lana's. My main issue with it is that you could swap out the verses in her poems into others and it wouldn't feel out of place. I find all the poems very uniform. I mean it is what it is, and that's fine ... but I don't think it's groundbreaking. 
 
Next she'll release a book of paintings even though she's an awful painter by her own admission. 

It's sooo depressing that every other artist is releasing music rn and all we have is a pic of our sis with a dalmatian.