Rorman Nockwell

Why can't I stan someone normal?
 
Other artists: "I have an album coming out on [date]"
Lana: "My album will be out at the top of the year."
Lana: "My album will be out mid year."
Lana: "IDK"
Lana:
Lana's managers: "Fucked if we know what that bitch is doing."
 
Other artists: "I'll be at this festival on [date]. You can get tickets from [website]."
Lana:
 
Lana: "I'm going to cancel some shows. Sorry."
Everyone: "Okay, which ones?"
Lana:
 
Everyone: "Lana, where's your album?"
Lana: "I like Weyes Blood and Jesse Rutherford. Oh, and I like my sister. Also, here's a poem."

... OK this is pretty far-fetched but I've been dying to type it.
 
What if ... Lana and Jack had a thing ... and they broke up? It would explain the dead silence from both of them, her managers' contradicting each other/Lana, and the delay.
 
And when I say it would explain the delay, I mean - if they are no longer on good terms - they might want some time before it drops .. or they might even have been told to fix/add something, and they need time before they feel comfortable working together again, etc. 
 
I also immediately thought of him when she wrote that poem about "Joe" and his "brown eyes".
 
It'd explain why she seemed so enthused about this album and then just went silent. I mean she probably is with that other actor guy now but it doesn't mean she wasn't with Jack.
 
(Captain's Log, Page 1552: people start really making stuff up to justify)

Why can't I stan someone normal?
 
Other artists: "I have an album coming out on [date]"
Lana: "My album will be out at the top of the year."
Lana: "My album will be out mid year."
Lana: "IDK"
Lana:
Lana's managers: "Fucked if we know what that bitch is doing."
 
Other artists: "I'll be at this festival on [date]. You can get tickets from [website]."
Lana:
 
Lana: "I'm going to cancel some shows. Sorry."
Everyone: "Okay, which ones?"
Lana:
 
Everyone: "Lana, where's your album?"
Lana: "I like Weyes Blood and Jesse Rutherford. Oh, and I like my sister. Also, here's a poem."

Oh, I forgot:
 
Lana [in an interview]: "The album is finished."
Lana [on Twitter]: "No, really. It's finished."
Ben: "The album is not finished."

Oh, I forgot:
 
Lana [in an interview]: "The album is finished."
Lana [on Twitter]: "No, really. It's finished."
Ben: "The album is not finished."

Why can't I stan someone normal?
 
Other artists: "I have an album coming out on [date]"
Lana: "My album will be out at the top of the year."
Lana: "My album will be out mid year."
Lana: "IDK"
Lana:
Lana's managers: "Fucked if we know what that bitch is doing."
 
Other artists: "I'll be at this festival on [date]. You can get tickets from [website]."
Lana:
 
Lana: "I'm going to cancel some shows. Sorry."
Everyone: "Okay, which ones?"
Lana:
 
Everyone: "Lana, where's your album?"
Lana: "I like Weyes Blood and Jesse Rutherford. Oh, and I like my sister. Also, here's a poem."

Why can't I stan someone normal?
 
Other artists: "I have an album coming out on [date]"
Lana: "My album will be out at the top of the year."
Lana: "My album will be out mid year."
Lana: "IDK"
Lana:
Lana's managers: "Fucked if we know what that bitch is doing."
 
Other artists: "I'll be at this festival on [date]. You can get tickets from [website]."
Lana:
 
Lana: "I'm going to cancel some shows. Sorry."
Everyone: "Okay, which ones?"
Lana:
 
Everyone: "Lana, where's your album?"
Lana: "I like Weyes Blood and Jesse Rutherford. Oh, and I like my sister. Also, here's a poem."

Writin' in blood on my walls 'n' shit

I'm so glad it isn't just me; at least we have something juicy to discuss for the next 10 pages.

I honestly find it really strange that she's supposed to play the Open'er Festival on July 6th and there's nothing on her official site or anything. Most artists tweet or IG their festival appearances ... and if you look at her IG she used to do that not so long ago ... but she has said absolutely nothing about this, or about any of the other festivals she's playing, for that matter. Tbh I find that a bit disrespectful to the festival organisers, who are probably paying her a fuckload to be there, and they don't even get a retweet when they announce that she's going.
 
I know everyone's all, "oh this is just how she is" 'n' shit, but I don't know. It really does seem like self-sabotage at this point.

Why can't I stan someone normal?
 
Other artists: "I have an album coming out on [date]"
Lana: "My album will be out at the top of the year."
Lana: "My album will be out mid year."
Lana: "IDK"
Lana:
Lana's managers: "Fucked if we know what that bitch is doing."
 
Other artists: "I'll be at this festival on [date]. You can get tickets from [website]."
Lana:
 
Lana: "I'm going to cancel some shows. Sorry."
Everyone: "Okay, which ones?"
Lana:
 
Everyone: "Lana, where's your album?"
Lana: "I like Weyes Blood and Jesse Rutherford. Oh, and I like my sister. Also, here's a poem."

Why can't I stan someone normal?
 
Other artists: "I have an album coming out on [date]"
Lana: "My album will be out at the top of the year."
Lana: "My album will be out mid year."
Lana: "IDK"
Lana:
Lana's managers: "Fucked if we know what that bitch is doing."
 
Other artists: "I'll be at this festival on [date]. You can get tickets from [website]."
Lana:
 
Lana: "I'm going to cancel some shows. Sorry."
Everyone: "Okay, which ones?"
Lana:
 
Everyone: "Lana, where's your album?"
Lana: "I like Weyes Blood and Jesse Rutherford. Oh, and I like my sister. Also, here's a poem."

Why can't I stan someone normal?
 
Other artists: "I have an album coming out on [date]"
Lana: "My album will be out at the top of the year."
Lana: "My album will be out mid year."
Lana: "IDK"
Lana:
Lana's managers: "Fucked if we know what that bitch is doing."
 
Other artists: "I'll be at this festival on [date]. You can get tickets from [website]."
Lana:
 
Lana: "I'm going to cancel some shows. Sorry."
Everyone: "Okay, which ones?"
Lana:
 
Everyone: "Lana, where's your album?"
Lana: "I like Weyes Blood and Jesse Rutherford. Oh, and I like my sister. Also, here's a poem."

are you kidding or?

Hiiii!
 

 
Did you know???
 

 
That if you dont like what you see on this thread...
 

 
... then you don't have to read it??
 

Oh, I forgot:
 
Lana [in an interview]: "The album is finished."
Lana [on Twitter]: "No, really. It's finished."
Ben: "The album is not finished."

Why can't I stan someone normal?
 
Other artists: "I have an album coming out on [date]"
Lana: "My album will be out at the top of the year."
Lana: "My album will be out mid year."
Lana: "IDK"
Lana:
Lana's managers: "Fucked if we know what that bitch is doing."
 
Other artists: "I'll be at this festival on [date]. You can get tickets from [website]."
Lana:
 
Lana: "I'm going to cancel some shows. Sorry."
Everyone: "Okay, which ones?"
Lana:
 
Everyone: "Lana, where's your album?"
Lana: "I like Weyes Blood and Jesse Rutherford. Oh, and I like my sister. Also, here's a poem."

Likely Easter weekend updates:  new pics of her at church with one or more of her ridiculously-dressed friends
Unlikely Easter weekend updates: new music or info

Why can't I stan someone normal?
 
Other artists: "I have an album coming out on [date]"
Lana: "My album will be out at the top of the year."
Lana: "My album will be out mid year."
Lana: "IDK"
Lana:
Lana's managers: "Fucked if we know what that bitch is doing."
 
Other artists: "I'll be at this festival on [date]. You can get tickets from [website]."
Lana:
 
Lana: "I'm going to cancel some shows. Sorry."
Everyone: "Okay, which ones?"
Lana:
 
Everyone: "Lana, where's your album?"
Lana: "I like Weyes Blood and Jesse Rutherford. Oh, and I like my sister. Also, here's a poem."

Likely Easter weekend updates:  new pics of her at church with one or more of her ridiculously-dressed friends
Unlikely Easter weekend updates: new music or info

Oh, I forgot:
 
Lana [in an interview]: "The album is finished."
Lana [on Twitter]: "No, really. It's finished."
Ben: "The album is not finished."

Why can't I stan someone normal?
 
Other artists: "I have an album coming out on [date]"
Lana: "My album will be out at the top of the year."
Lana: "My album will be out mid year."
Lana: "IDK"
Lana:
Lana's managers: "Fucked if we know what that bitch is doing."
 
Other artists: "I'll be at this festival on [date]. You can get tickets from [website]."
Lana:
 
Lana: "I'm going to cancel some shows. Sorry."
Everyone: "Okay, which ones?"
Lana:
 
Everyone: "Lana, where's your album?"
Lana: "I like Weyes Blood and Jesse Rutherford. Oh, and I like my sister. Also, here's a poem."

I can't believe this thread is only 6 pages long; there are so many lies. I think of a new one every day.
 
Technically the video for LFL is a lie because there is no ladder or platform on the H of the Hollywood sign (or on any of the other letters, for that matter).
 
Has to be one of the most upsetting lies.

Oh, I forgot:
 
Lana [in an interview]: "The album is finished."
Lana [on Twitter]: "No, really. It's finished."
Ben: "The album is not finished."

Oh, I forgot:
 
Lana [in an interview]: "The album is finished."
Lana [on Twitter]: "No, really. It's finished."
Ben: "The album is not finished."