Super Movie

This is what this site has come to @ Lana please give us a morsel of information we're getting desperate (Also, I do 100% blame this on Jared)

At least he's self aware

Ever since I saw something about Jack looking like simon from alvin and the chipmunks, that's what I see every time that I look at him

I've always loved this video of her telling the story behind yayo in newark - it's so interesting to hear her talk about people like mikey martin/shiny toy guns and rob dubuss, and to just know the story of one of her most iconic songs

I think it's this one? It's so funny

Blue Banister is actually a reworked version of Boom Like That where everything is the same but Jack adds what I consider to be his producer tag into the song: a random clip of himself talking

I want DTWD bridge, BUS live a few days ago and Heroin vocals

I think the song will be about lana recounting an experience she had as a child in which she got her head stuck in a blue banister and her dad had to use butter to get her head out, it'll be very lyrically similar to white dress. "when i was a child stuck in a blue banister look how my head fits look how the butter melts i was a child head was in a banister you helped me out felt like my head hurt"

Is this the album intro?

91 people in this thread over an instagram post with absolutely no information about anything besides what might be a song title, but could also mean nothing never change, lanaboards

The album cover is gonna be lana sliding head first down a blue banister with a blue rock candy stick in her mouth

me when lana actually releases the song:

In the blue, in the blue, in the blue banisters I'm your baby

"Contemplating God under the blue banisters"

I know that Lana isn't known to be very cryptic like other celebrities are, but this post does have the same layout as when she announced white dress so.....

BLUE BANISTERS COMING THIS FRIDAY, MARK YOUR CALENDARS

me seeing the blue banisters post:

This whole thing died out almost a week ago and now a certain someone comes back to complain about "PC America" because people got upset that they bodyshamed a woman....like clockwork, some of these people. In other news, BUS has grown on me quite a bit these past few days, so I'm starting to grow more accustomed to the idea of this collab album.

Personally I think that the only thing that could possibly make this Prince Philip discussion better is if AlexParliment made a comeback and gave their two cents

swan song vs terrance loves you

THE TITLE Does this make the Instagram Updates thread the official Prince Philip pre-release thread? Or was that just 1921-2021 (the years he lived)?

When RCS turns into lana's bratz baddie era because of this Also: I've never seen a bratz doll blink before, and I don't think I ever needed to lol

its mainly just "lana no" "delete this" "you're gonna get cancelled" and stuff like that

This thread is like the Florida of lanaboards

I can't say I"m too pleased with the post. However, I myself hadn't learned about the disgusting things Prince Phillip has done, as well as the incestual and creepy age gap relationship he had with Elizabeth until I think a year and a half ago. Thank you American education system for me teaching me nothing about any countries that aren't America lol (sarcasm). But yeah, I don't think there was ill intent behind the post or that Lana really knows about any of it, but I do know that it'd be in her best interest to educate herself on the matter and delete it.