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I couldn’t be happier for Lana in this era. I vote everyone sends me a Venmo, and we ship her 2 tons of Matcha. She will be more productive on these last minute releases.
 
Also, the Greatest / FIILY makes me think of a Lana that was in the BTD era but has now become a responsible mature woman who still loves her “crazy” like omg she’s now pouring the drinks instead of mixing biker semen and gasoline for a cocktail!

Why did she say that these are the first videos from NFR? MAC/Venice videos exist (they're barely videos, but still). This makes me think that shes not releasing the HIAB video which im not upset about

I couldn’t be happier for Lana in this era. I vote everyone sends me a Venmo, and we ship her 2 tons of Matcha. She will be more productive on these last minute releases.
 
Also, the Greatest / FIILY makes me think of a Lana that was in the BTD era but has now become a responsible mature woman who still loves her “crazy” like omg she’s now pouring the drinks instead of mixing biker semen and gasoline for a cocktail!

I couldn’t be happier for Lana in this era. I vote everyone sends me a Venmo, and we ship her 2 tons of Matcha. She will be more productive on these last minute releases.
 
Also, the Greatest / FIILY makes me think of a Lana that was in the BTD era but has now become a responsible mature woman who still loves her “crazy” like omg she’s now pouring the drinks instead of mixing biker semen and gasoline for a cocktail!

“Lana what’s your favorite track from the album?”
“I have this song called Yosemite...”
NEVER FORGET GUYS

I couldn’t be happier for Lana in this era. I vote everyone sends me a Venmo, and we ship her 2 tons of Matcha. She will be more productive on these last minute releases.
 
Also, the Greatest / FIILY makes me think of a Lana that was in the BTD era but has now become a responsible mature woman who still loves her “crazy” like omg she’s now pouring the drinks instead of mixing biker semen and gasoline for a cocktail!

That lyrics hitting a little too close to me too rn.  

Does anyone else *absolutely breakdown* when lana songs, “I shouldn't have done it but I read it in your letter.
You said to a friend that you wish you were doing better”
 
Last week I accidentally texted my boyfriend a long ass text about my depression that was meant for my THERAPIST. This is not a coincidence.

Does anyone else *absolutely breakdown* when lana songs, “I shouldn't have done it but I read it in your letter.
You said to a friend that you wish you were doing better”
 
Last week I accidentally texted my boyfriend a long ass text about my depression that was meant for my THERAPIST. This is not a coincidence.

Does anyone else *absolutely breakdown* when lana songs, “I shouldn't have done it but I read it in your letter.
You said to a friend that you wish you were doing better”
 
Last week I accidentally texted my boyfriend a long ass text about my depression that was meant for my THERAPIST. This is not a coincidence.

Does anyone else *absolutely breakdown* when lana songs, “I shouldn't have done it but I read it in your letter.
You said to a friend that you wish you were doing better”
 
Last week I accidentally texted my boyfriend a long ass text about my depression that was meant for my THERAPIST. This is not a coincidence.

Does anyone else *absolutely breakdown* when lana songs, “I shouldn't have done it but I read it in your letter.
You said to a friend that you wish you were doing better”
 
Last week I accidentally texted my boyfriend a long ass text about my depression that was meant for my THERAPIST. This is not a coincidence.

Does anyone else *absolutely breakdown* when lana songs, “I shouldn't have done it but I read it in your letter.
You said to a friend that you wish you were doing better”
 
Last week I accidentally texted my boyfriend a long ass text about my depression that was meant for my THERAPIST. This is not a coincidence.

Does anyone else *absolutely breakdown* when lana songs, “I shouldn't have done it but I read it in your letter.
You said to a friend that you wish you were doing better”
 
Last week I accidentally texted my boyfriend a long ass text about my depression that was meant for my THERAPIST. This is not a coincidence.

Does anyone else *absolutely breakdown* when lana songs, “I shouldn't have done it but I read it in your letter.
You said to a friend that you wish you were doing better”
 
Last week I accidentally texted my boyfriend a long ass text about my depression that was meant for my THERAPIST. This is not a coincidence.

Does anyone else *absolutely breakdown* when lana songs, “I shouldn't have done it but I read it in your letter.
You said to a friend that you wish you were doing better”
 
Last week I accidentally texted my boyfriend a long ass text about my depression that was meant for my THERAPIST. This is not a coincidence.

Does anyone else *absolutely breakdown* when lana songs, “I shouldn't have done it but I read it in your letter.
You said to a friend that you wish you were doing better”
 
Last week I accidentally texted my boyfriend a long ass text about my depression that was meant for my THERAPIST. This is not a coincidence.

When Lana sings, “don’t leave, I just need a wake up call” i REALLY fuckin felt that. If you’ve ever been in a long term relationship and you start to slip up / forget what you have — a wake up call is like a saving grace. Bless Lana for singing that. Siri send post

Norman Fucking Rockwell - 7.5/10
Mariners Apartment Complex - 8/10
Venice Bitch - 10/10
Fuck It I Love You - 8.5/10
Doin' Time - 7/10
Love Song - 8/10
Cinnamon Girl - 7.5/10
California - 9/10
TNBAR - 6.5/10
The Greatest - 10/10
Bartender - 10/10
Happiness is a Butterfly - 6.5/10
Hope is a Dangerous Thing... - 8/10

Yes v sad and beautiful. But also very fun and party girl lana!

Ok so hear me out— my rankings tiers:
 
First Tier:
 
- cinnamon girl
- love song
- Norman fucking Rockwell
- The Greatest
- fuck it I love you
- California
 
Second Tier:
 
- the next best American record
- MAC
- Venice bitch
- happiness is a butterfly
- bartender
- how to disappear
- HIADTFAWLMTHBIHI
 
99th Tier:
 
- Clown time

Yes v sad and beautiful. But also very fun and party girl lana!

Yes v sad and beautiful. But also very fun and party girl lana!

ok back again!
 

When Lana sings, “don’t leave, I just need a wake up call” i REALLY fuckin felt that. If you’ve ever been in a long term relationship and you start to slip up / forget what you have — a wake up call is like a saving grace. Bless Lana for singing that. Siri send post