plastiscguy

It's clearly not a surprise release bc she's been teasing it for nearly a year and we know which month it's coming out if she's not lying.
 
Just tell us the tracklist/release date/preorder challenge! 

lana probably thinks shes being all elusive and mysterious but in all honesty shes just being annoying. drop the damn dates, cover, tracklist, etc. already!

The album cover is gonna be of some plants isn't it

*goes into B&N*
 
hi i was wondering if you know when an album called Norman FUCKING Rockwell by Lana Del Rey is coming out?
 
the desk lady: 

Yes!!!! But only twice, once after she called me a fag and once before I asphyxiated!

i just wanna experience Cinnamon in full HD quality in my car at midnight driving down the highway 

So I had a dream that I met Lana and she spat in my face and then crushed me between her thighs as she burnt out a cigarette into an lgbt flag and laughed at me as I slowly ran out of oxygen and died! She said she album was coming soon tho!

Wtf can they talk about in a documentary about some kid who has released one album?
Miss Lana Del Rey walked so Billie eyelash could run.... if the documentary isn’t about Lana it’ll be.. embarrassing

I sent HMV an e-mail again so let's see when NFR will be in stock

I mean it is really possible that a Lana documentary could be released in the next years, she's not in the public eye that much anymore and there's not that much to document nowadays lol, so they must be finished with it. Then again, I can totally see a documentary about Gaga or even Billie. Yeah, maybe she's too young but people nowadays jump into things so fucking quick that it could be possible. 

“There are more films in the pipeline that Interscope Films isn’t ready to announce yet, including a documentary charting the rise of one of the biggest names in pop culture at the moment“
 
Lana documentary omg she’s coming for her Oscar

Hasn’t a Lana documentary technically been in the works since like 2012? Idk for sure but I remember something about Chuck documenting her career for like years now.

if I see the noodle boy in the booklet or smth..

Hope is a sexy and athletic thing for a gay like me to have....
 

there is nothing sexy about athletic leggings

At least we know the Charlie’s Angels video will be sexy
 

mother moth

That's why his hair is so big... it's full of Norman Fucking Rockwell copies.

thanks for the fucking awful visual

he would shove them up his bony ass

He’d also demand she signs them all in her blood

And Win Edwards manages to get every single CD she throws out. All of them

Imagine you’re at one of her shows and she just suddenly announces ‘ albums out now bitches’ and starts thowing copies out into the audience. All the gays would be screaming and fighting over the CDs like it’s the hunger games.

She at least looks beautiful in ALL her albums covers. In this photo she looks like she's doing laundry and waiting on the bleach cycle. 

Can't wait for when she says it's out "next week"