VeniceBiatch

i saw myself in this post and i didnt like it

i read the guardian article and i'm obviously biased as a fan but it really pissed me off at some parts. like i get it that her music is not for everyone's taste but i found that review very unprofessional. he could have given it a little more thought and move on from this 2012 mindset where hating on her and claiming that she's shallow is considered cool. that review really stayed on the surface, it sounds like he just put it on as background music and then scribbled down a few things that accidentally caught his attention, added his preconcepcions about her, and then bam! article finished.

Y'all forget that Norman Fucking Rockwell is a summer album set in an apocalyptic world. By having a xmas song in the middle of the album Lana is telling us that climate change became so severe that winter turned into summer, and now when they celebrate xmas there's no more snow or winter because it's fucking hot and California is in flames. It's all part of the storytelling keep up with it hoes 

i saw myself in this post and i didnt like it

i still haven't forgiven her for her lukewarm reaction to venice bitch aka an american staple
 
but excited for her to hear cinnamon! witch hat flew

i saw myself in this post and i didnt like it

Lana: h-
Y’all: I’m getting Lizzy Grant vibes. Lizzy Grant is back. It’s like she’s going back to her roots of being Lizzy Grant. AKA vibes. Omg Lizzy. Is that Lizzy? I just saw Elizabeth girl. The vibes of Elizabeth Grant that I’m getting right now.. Whew.. You call me lavender you call me sunshine.

white hot fever makes more sense than white hot forever
 
plus white hot fever sounds skinny and gorgeous

i still haven't forgiven her for her lukewarm reaction to venice bitch aka an american staple
 
but excited for her to hear cinnamon! witch hat flew

i still haven't forgiven her for her lukewarm reaction to venice bitch aka an american staple
 
but excited for her to hear cinnamon! witch hat flew

ok but where's the most important review of them all
 

why am i having more fun speculating this new album than i am listening to NFR 

why am i having more fun speculating this new album than i am listening to NFR 

all we get is a title yet we have the entire production laid out with all the pop culture references and aesthetics in place
 
lana where's our pay check ?

all we get is a title yet we have the entire production laid out with all the pop culture references and aesthetics in place
 
lana where's our pay check ?

all we get is a title yet we have the entire production laid out with all the pop culture references and aesthetics in place
 
lana where's our pay check ?

If I had one question to ask Lana, it would be to know what that song in the video was, hands down. I think about it all the time. I’m so struck by it. I would love a record where she belts some notes, like in this video or like how she’d sing Heart Shaped Box or Million Dollar Man. A classic rock / jazz fusion album would be a dream.
But for some reason I kind of agree with the general consensus thought that this record may be low key and dreamy, Honeymoon-esque (even though we have absolutely no information about it whatsoever )

My album predictions: 
References towards 40s-70s American culture, specifically relating to Hollywood and the most popular musicians. 
Lyrics that mention red, black, or blue clothing
A song that some will considering a bop, while others will consider it a flop
Music videos using various 'vintage filters' 
Lyrics will include the words baby, blue, crazy, and die
References to alcohol
Rhyming Bacardi with party
A song featured on a soundtrack that I probably will view as 'meh'
Someone will say "this is her Lizzy Grant era!" while another will say "THIS IS HONEYMOON 2.0"
I will go on a 6 paragraph rant about one minor reference she made 
The cover will be shot by Chuck Grant
Rob will post various supportive tweets 
Pat's Facebook will remain silent because "me and my momma we don't get along"
Lana will have one folkesque song that someone will compare to Sirens
She'll record a song with Barrie because I love their voices together and, even if they aren't meant to be as a couple, the opportunity to be friends is still there and I just really want Summer Wine 2.0 

Dedicated Part 2 the Remix 
 
serve a want you in my room Lana!   

your mind!

white hot fever makes more sense than white hot forever
 
plus white hot fever sounds skinny and gorgeous

white hot fever makes more sense than white hot forever
 
plus white hot fever sounds skinny and gorgeous

ok hear me out
 
BTD -> LFL (the names/album covers being opposites, both have heavy hip-hop influences)
 
UV -> NFR (psych rock and lots of guitar)
 
HM -> WHF (???)
 
did i just crack the DaVinci code

white hot fever makes more sense than white hot forever
 
plus white hot fever sounds skinny and gorgeous

white hot fever makes more sense than white hot forever
 
plus white hot fever sounds skinny and gorgeous