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don't worry he sees an asshole everytime he looks in the mirror

Preach! Didn't expect less from my communist angel

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Hahaha hi Elle! Got cha! Hahahah yeaaah we DEFINITELY weren't planning on getting the album today from a chilean store. It was all a joke to see how you would react! haha so there's no need for you to get your finger near the Warning Point button ok? Hahahah so funny right! 

I bet that Lana is crying on her million dollar couch bc the gays are going to listen it sooner than she expected

omg those guys likes "OMG DONT LEAK IT OMG OMG OMG" like fuck off assholes, we're going to give her money anyway by listening to this shit on spotify/tidal/whatever or even buying her cd and merch.

I'm fucking fuming. This butthole-loving twitter gay is already listening to the album and refusing to share it. I need Chile to be erased from existence right now. I'm about to erase Chile from my identity and start talking like a british boy.

Guys! A friend of mine went to the store and they did not want to sell the album to him because there was some scandal on their instagram account because they were selling it before the official release date. Sorry!

me too, and im from there but in the most fucked up and cursed country ever but nvm 

i hate south america

I hope not considering the butthole videos he likes. 

I'm gonna ask on my Melanie Martinez Chile groupchat for someone to go buy the album. WHAT IF THE CRYBABIES SAVE US OMG ITS GONNA BE SO INCREDIBLE WTF

Ok guys should I drag the annoying Twitter gay with my sassy chilean slang so he leaks everything or what

@@TheBoss hermano chileno, save us all! NFR is being sold here in Chile what the fuckkkk

If I was Hannah Baker, he would definitely be on a tape

an intellectual: can you upload the album please, just for me, i'll give you something (perhaps nudes) Chilean Bitch: upload it where? intellectual: google drive Chilean Bitch: i wont leak it bitch xD intellectual: pretends to be shocked

Dude he IS from Chile

No lo pienso filtrar bitch!
 
Legend

It’s in South America. Chile is located under Bolivia & next to Argentina

i think i'm a baby in this thread lmao i'm still in high school

"A violent 8.7 earthquake near the San Andreas fault has left hundreds injured and even more missing. Seismologists have evidence that the cause of this horrific disaster can be traced back to the infamous Lanaboards.com 'Norman Fucking Rockwell Pre-release Thread'. According to eyewitness accounts, the thread was arguing about vinyl colors and discussing a mysterious person named "Lisa" when the earthquake struck. Forum users had posted a Twitter link redirecting them to a now disabled Twitter account that claimed to have singer Lana Del Rey's upcoming album, "Norman explitive Rockwell", in high quality. The mass surge of users caused the aforementioned thread to be locked indefinitely by authorities pending an international investigation. World leaders are set to meet August 30 to discuss how they should approach the unforeseen crisis and decide who has jurisdiction to investigate and prosecute the case. Congress passed a bill that provides emergency aid and funds for the survivors in the counties affected by the earthquake. Hundreds have been left homeless because of this shocking cataclysm and are piling along the Charli XCX thread hoping for some temporary shelter and aid." - Los Angeles Times, originally published August 26, 2019.

Funny how The Next Best American Record is going to be her Next Worst Record

This GIF thing reminded me of Salvatore  and I  haven't read  anything from him in a long time. Lana should release Yosemite  so that Salvatore can be alive again free him and Yosemite from the dark hole where Lana captures them

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Meanwhile all I could find on a big official store were top hits like "Born To Dance", "Ultraviola" (viola means guitar in Portuguese), "Honeyman", and my personal favorite and newest record, "Lust For Blood"