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I noticed it too. I think it's her nose, cheek and chin fillers very slowly dissapearing and making her look human again. I'm so happy to see it happen.

Why can’t Jack Off&On just leak it I mean

title is supposed to say offshoots lmao i'm an idiot
 
in cooperation/collaboration with @@RormanNockwell here are my stick figure versions of miss del rey and her various escapades, beginning with a walmart version of the remote vogue cover:
 
 
 
 
vogue goldfingers cover:
 
 
 
 
vogue knocker tits cover:
 
 
 
 
gucci guilty:
 
 
 
 
doin' time:
 
 
 
 
marinara parts shop contest:
 
 
 

stick figures >>> mediocre charlie's angels reboot

attempt numero uno at gucci guilty:
 

Omg u think that's bad? Marco Polo hasn't toured for CENTURIES 

Everyone together now... on the count of 3...
 
1...
2....
3.....
 
NO

Yes

I still can't believe Groupie Love made it to the album like what the actual fuck

Who is Lana Del Rey?

Lana put the clown laughing in the beginning of Salvatore to foreshadow the fanbase after her decline in quality since 2015

NFR leaked, I listened to it, 66.6 minutes of pure silence but at one point you could hear a rat scratching the microphone and a terrifying clown laugh then back to silence

Girl you’d best forward those invites to the rest of us on LB cause we all have qualifications in being delusional af at this point

Congratulations! You've recieved an invitation for a job interview at the nearby circus. You have all the required qualifications to be our best Boo Boo the Fool clown!

honestly i feel like that capitalization is a little optimistic, i'm expecting "in ur car - i'm a star (and i'm burning thru u)"

this is part of her plan she’s trying to make us hysteric so we kill ourselves! she’s the leader of hillsongs anti gay revolution. you’re my cult leader <3 jokes on you lana i love you forever i love you forever

Never will understand the level of hate Coachella gets. I think it's one of her dreamiest sounding, most beautiful songs, even if i kind of dislike the horrible trap beat forced to be on most of LFL. 

Is that what glittergate was?

Honeymouns really had us put back on our clown suits for nothing yall
 

@UItraHeroin is correct with their very scientific analysis.
 
Some dots are higher than others because they're more important. So, for example, with "possibly true statements, "in two months" > "in a little bit" and "a couple of months", so "in two months" is higher.
 
And obviously, a song is better than goddamn snippets which is why the song is higher.
 
 
 
Stop questioning science.

i love you i can’t wait to see it
never underestimate how unhinged i am

I can't believe you did this

I can't believe you did this

your wish is my command
 
textless version coming soon to a redbubble near you