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This is literally what I was thinking. This song...I love it but at the same time it feels absolutely cursed?? There is something disturbing about it that I can't at all explain...like the song "Gloomy Sunday," which is a lovely song but supposedly has a weird, dark effect on people. Black Dahlia vibes 100% goes with that.

I thought Candy Necklace would just be cute/fun and was not prepared for it to metaphorically punch me in the fucking face it’s haunting me the same way 13 Beaches did…I almost don’t want to listen to it because it hurts but I need to??

*peeks into thread* *leaves again*

The dress is giving Country Music Awards a little bit? But she looks gorgeous and love the sheer!

They all know my name now Just another lonely slutty day on the playground…

It sounds exactly like the tone/accent she uses to sing "He's from South Beach, in his white tee, said that I could be his wifey" on Delicious. Her Lolita gangster self peeking out!

SCREAMING

I mean, I don’t really know, but Rosemead is right next to Arcadia in Cali, and Ramada is kind of a cheap motel chain. So I figured she’s saying, they think I’m at home in the suburbs but really I’m at a sleazy hotel with someone.

Our Mom called and gave us A&W

My brain cannot process how great this is. Early Lana meets new Lana with a 90s vibe but totally fresh?? We won!!!

This is the most Lana thing that ever Lana’d. 100% distillation of her vibe. And in the interview she said the original Ocean Blvd cover was going to be nude?? The world in not ready

She manifested it, wrote American Whore, and can now let it go?

Imagine if she did a promotion where the prize is a billboard in your ex’s city saying “[Ex], don’t forget [your name]”. Ultimate revenge fantasy

She was looking for the father she wanted back. So of course it’s personal! (But also I think the billboard is iconic and we should all go take selfies with it) Queen of the sad-angry-horny trifecta

I don't know, but I mentally associated it with the "mirrors on the ceiling" line from Hotel California since she references that song as well...I love the idea that the closed-off tunnel, like the Hotel in the song and the real-life Camarillo mental hospital, is this metaphor for a place of confinement, reflecting yourself back to you but no one else is there. Isolation and madness. Ugh, her mind.

Gorgeous and heartbreaking. But also I started laughing because I was trying to sing along and came out with “fuck me until I fuck myself”, which… yeah.

I'm a dragon, you're an American Whore... Ugh, I can't wait. NO ONE does horny sadness like Lana. Tits out, making us all cry.

https://www.onlyinyourstate.com/south-carolina/underground-tunnel-myrtle-beach-sc/amp/ This tunnel?? Love the kitschy murals if so! Very retro Lizzy Grant at Coney Island vibes "Oddly enough the tunnel is not only unmarked, but also widely unknown." Did you know it's there?

I didn’t realize it was a mini dress at first!! Really went from demure to hawt so fast.

Wow, Elle brought receipts on the "two phones" question! That's very cute that Lana has Taylor's ring. Taylana conspirators rejoice!

Real talk, this is beautiful and it's still more than most of the snippets we've gotten for awhile now... I feel like somehow this vocal track could be mixed with one of the other incomplete tracks we have to create a whole song...like maybe replace the humming parts of "So Good" (the demo of Summer Bummer). Snow in the Summer. A concept.

She said "let them eat grilled cheese" instead of cake, and it was GOOD

It randomly reminds me of the song Winter Things from Ari’s “Christmas and Chill” cuz that one’s about ice skating and the beach.

I levitated That is the verbal equivalent of a dismissive shrug. Most streams ever by female artists, whatevs.