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All this wait over a guitar ballad

Surejan.gif Also what does “without knowing what the question is” mean? are they quite literally just guessing

Our first sighting of the year and it comes with Lana pissed it was posted. the right person will post the pics I guess.

only pathological liar Lana could announce an album for a random Wednesday in May and get 339+ pages dedicated to the one post. I’ve always felt like this was a June or July album but maybe it’ll be an August or September album

Now where the FUCK did the spoken word bridge go????

No. Chemtrails “out Sep 5th”, then at her book signing in October she said it would be out in dec/jan. rock candy sweet June 1st then July 4th. Sadly this is the new normal with her.

I lurv 111 but grouping him in with serious insiderz iz a bit of a stretch bc squiddy luvs to troll and play with us!

hmm one of these things are nawt like the other

well thank god that never happened because that would have been a waste of her budget! Glad she saved those coins for Candy Necklace (which i've heard from an insider was very expensive) only lana can be so boring and so engaging at the same time because sis where is the album this behavior isn't cute anymore drop something

When all the insiders are having their giggle moment and the album is being announced this week and they can’t say because they’ve all gotten a C&D

honeymouns was ahead of their time and the Christmas surprise is actually leaking the album is scrapped!

It can’t be, not when it’s her main source of income

Pls it’s clearly a joke. But even if it was scrapped who cares atp. The only description we’ve gotten of the album is sirens on a budget. Fans would annoyingly hate it the tour isn’t going to be affected at all because we ALLLL know the setlist is going to be the exact same one it’s been since 2019

After the initial shock of this album not being even slightly what I expected, I’m growing to like it. After my first play through I was sure I’d never listen to it again, but on the 2nd and 3rd listen, knowing what to expect, I like it more than I thought I would

Whoever said perfect celebrity sounds like a song off holy fvck are so right

eh she’s had shit album rollouts since Lust For Life, but yeah this one kinda is up there for the worst. We’ve had two dates promised to us now, and have only heard 30 seconds of a singular song. When the album does eventually come out, it’ll be our longest wait ever for a new album, but that’s not even the annoying part. I really thought after the almost flawless Ocean rollout that we were done with her bs, but she’s back on it. The only saving grace this pre-pre release (because IMO a pre release doesn’t even start until we have something with substance) is we’ve gotten a couple droplets (blue skies and tough) as well as some pretty good performances and that tour BTS footage. that said, I’m ready for her to remember about her job and start getting this ball rolling.

lana since 2017

I have a feeling we’re going to get another “album out later later…single out soonish” post pretty soon

all the fake twitter insiders quoting other fake insiders

It’s better for your own sanity to accept that all of these so called twitter insiders rely very heavily on pattern recognition. she booked Stagecoach and Europe tour dates so it’s safe to assume she’s probably going to announce some more later. But, nobody knows, that’s why they keep saying “it’s been delayed” over and over again until it’s obvious she isn’t doing more and then they can say “plans fell through!” exact same thing with the album. We’re 3 months away; and it’s very obvious it isn’t coming on time, because Lana’s label do at least a minimum of 3 months of preorder to get as many sales as possible, so it’s very easy for twitter insiders to have “””exclusive info””” that it’s not coming, because duh of course it isn’t

bring ha back!

I mean, baby, come on Do you think I'd really lose it on ya? If you did nothing wrong, Henry, come on I love cute lyrics about losing it on a partner 🥰🥰

wild at heart fits the vibe for the album so well!! And it’s also one of my top Lana songs, so that’s really interesting! It does give title track vibes!

Artpop was so overhated!! Always has been my fave!