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Last Thursday, Lana Del Rey met some fans while at a Texas Roadhouse in Harvey, Louisiana.

It’s random but I’ll always just laugh to myself during the time I thought she starred in angus thongs and thinking to myself ohmygod she’s really blown up that’s amazing, the boom clap’s really working good for her, to then realizing that wasn’t her, girl so confusing remix of that when? 

I'm shocked and speechless....that's really horrible news
I am sorry for all of you living in the US
Sending love, prayers and hope

This outfit wasn't that great but it looks good in this picture so..Toot 
 

Boot, not my favorite. 
 

A few less tassels on the dress
but nonetheless

THIS WAS SO CUTE and can i just say, lana is fucking hilarious. i love how humble and effortlessly cool she is, she calls herself a “hot mess” but she is always so cool and herself. also, how cute is the jeremy cameo when her head is on his lap in the park!! i love her so much, this was super super intimate and i so badly want this to keep coming, like i wouldn’t mind if we got just a regular lana “day in the life” from time to time. she is arguably the most interesting and cool celeb there is, i’m so captivated by her presence even in the mundane as showcased in this tour diary. chuck is amazing and WE LOVE YOU CHUCK, so glad that she shared this little slice of life in lana world.
i’m enamoured by her and i could keep going forever but tl:dr i’m obsessed and i need more 

Gurl I still have nightmares over the fact that this gem of concert hasn't been released nor leaked in it's entirety.
She was looking gorgeous, voice was on point, venue couldn't been better plus it was SOC live debut.

Her album producers and collaborators reading this like 

Great interview and pictures. I have renewed hope for this new album. She put the brakes on because she wasn’t feeling it and will change directions and make another masterpiece. And I love what she said about getting married. 

Asked ChatGPT to roast the song and it matches my sentiments to a tee:
 
“Violet for Roses” feels like Lana went full hallmark, but not in a heartfelt way — more like she tripped and fell into a garden of saccharine nonsense. The whole thing is so syrupy sweet you’d think she’s starring in her own rom-com, except she’s the only one who thinks it's romantic. It’s like she’s trying to say, “Look at me, I’m finally happy!” but with all the depth of a sugar packet. The lyrics seem convinced that swapping “violets for roses” is some big metaphor for her epic transformation, but all it really says is that Lana might’ve spent a little too much time around florists who think changing blooms is a personality shift.

Polaroid of Lana & Camila -
 

Am I the only one who is not getting “secret project” from what she said? The “other good stuff going on” sounds like go listen to other artists until it’s  ready. I’m really starting to believe those tough remixes were the other 2 singles. 

Maybe she's covering that Neil Young song hehe

Theres zero chance those two tough remixes were what she was referring to. That would be pure insanity behavior….

The “two more” being the Channel Tres and Gravagerz remixes 

Lana getting married to rough trade after dating for like 1 months just shows she really is spiritually a gay man

she’s always telling us to giddy up but she never does

Charlie is on his own journey 

Lasso Cover Reveal 
 
 

Five years of this era's rollout being a trainwreck 

I can already hear "lobotomiiiiize meeeeeeee" to the tune of purify me 

literally no word in the English language starts with an N and ends with U I know I'm probably wrong, it just sounds weird, I can only think about nouveau but like idk 

i’d like to see the moment where she got cut off again because it was too funny, has someone saved it?