LA VENENO

Gonna be using this tracklist:
Problématique Je T'adore All She Wants (feat. Paris Hilton) Born Again Something About You Revelations Confession Hit It From The Back Deeper Dirty Things Love Ya Leave Ya Your Time To Cry I usually wanna stay true to official tracklists so I didn't really change the original order. Didn't know where to put Revelations at first but I like the contrast of it following Something About You (mimicing the contrast of TMLAH following it originally). HIFTB just makes sense between Confession and Deeper (and it came after Confession on the original tracklist). I just tacked on Your Time To Cry at the end without much thought tbh bshdbf 
 

Just listened to Problématique with the new tracklist and honestly, I really like this tracklist, it flows very well. I do think HIFTB and Revelations should've been on it instead of on FTB though. HIFTB felt like such an integral part of the album and Revelations is one of the best songs from those sessions. I guess Revelations does fit the more punchy sound of FTB better than the softer sound of Probématique (even though FTB sounds like a playlist instead of an album skk). Sex Talk and Coconuts not being on it makes the album better tbh, 2 flop songs that brought down the overall quality idc idc. Weird that Future Starts Now isn't on it but I never really cared for that song either so whatever. Treat Me Like a Ho should've gotten the BOOT, kinda a stain on the tracklist (I do like the beat though definitely I thought it was fun). Your Time to Cry should've been on it instead, but I saw smthn about how that song got sold so I guess that wasn't an option. Dance to Forget and Left My Body are cute for the sessions album, they weren't really worthy of a spot on the album. Love that Love Ya Leave Ya is the closer, that song should've been on the standard tracklist from the beginning.
 
Anyways this post is long as fuck I think I'm just gonna delete Treat Me Like a Ho and put HIFTB, Revelations and YTTC in there and call it a day! A lovely 12 track album.
 

I think her label is silently exiting her out of the deal by letting her release problematique so they get closer to the deal finishing faster, next up is the release of candy! 

Ayesha Erotica said in a live she would love to collaborate with Slayyyter again…
 
I mean… that would end the world 

All I Do Is Cry remains her best song

How can we harass her to add Keep It and Your Time To Cry ???

Keep It , YTTC, and Try Again were like... right there waiting to be included 

I’m forever OBSESSED with Our Boyfriend, such a good fucken track

I have no idea how reliable this is by I'm gonna be using this as the thing that's gonna get me through this week 

Releasing a fucked up version of Problematique might be the scariest thing she’s ever done for Halloween 

Problématique
18/09/2023 US Midnight
 
1. Problématique
2. Je T'Adore
3. All She Wants (feat. Paris Hilton)
4. Born Again
5. Something About U
6. Treat Me Like A Ho
7. Confession
8. Deeper
9. Dirty Things
10. Love Ya Leave Ya
 
naked-ish cover with the text covering up her puss and boobs on the streets of france 
 

 

okay anyways...
CHARLIPOST 3 IS NOW LIVE!
the interactive website (thanx to the people at trackerhub for making this website and creating a standard for masterpost spreadsheets)
the spreadsheet itself (contains information not found on the website)
we're still working a few things out, but its done enough that me, @Raupeka, and our non lanaboards user associate are ready for a real launch

I got it bad top 5 in my Spotify Wrapped  it can only go up
 
see when you release (pop perfection)... take some notes miss Ferreira 

she crashed and immediately got back in the car.. i admire her persistence 

when i go to the club i wanna hear those club classics 

Highlights (mentions):
7:58 — Hannah Montana idea and wanting to be famous
8:49 — Love for Beyoncé and "I Care"
9:09 — Monster Ball DVD Special inspirations
9:40 — Ayesha Erotica and That Kid being "early on" y2k
10:04 — The mixtape influences in others artists
10:37 — "I'm a twitter girl"
12:39 — The ascencion of Marina & The Diamonds and Lana Del Rey back in Tumblr in pop culture
15:58 — Webkinz
18:37 — "I love Club Penguin"
20:57 — Tired of the "hyperpop" title stample for whatever music
22:11 — Kesha aesthetics 
22:45 — Glee but not part of the fandom
25:43 — "I love cabaret"
29:21 — "I love my virginity at..."
38:59 — Searching how to sell your soul to become famous
40:26 — Mommy YYY to Slayyyter songs
 
The whole ep is so fun, she's very funny I can't even.
Shout out Good Children podcast for having her.
 

um anyways leak Barbie Girl!

Why the fuck was a baby named after her in eastenders
”she’s called charli”
”oh really after uncle charlie?”
”no. After charli xcx”

not nicki on xcx world 

I feel like "Dope" really needs some love. It's such a great, sad song... 

Slut Pop is not just a bad album for Kim and a stain on her career, a very obvious attempt to hop on the trend set by Ayesha and Slayyyter and other artists in her space, but it is genuinely the worst album I have ever had the displeasure to listen to. The entire EP is a disjointed, amateur, cringe of a mess. How anyone can listen to that “music” and find it anything but trite garbage is baffling to me. I’ve never been made speechless by how bad a song was until I listened to Slut Pop. Yall really gotta stop comparing it to Slayyyters tracks because Throatzilla and all of her other “sex” songs have better production and lyricisms, more charisma in the performance, the list goes on than anything Slut Pop even dreams of being.

Im still soooo mad about Inferno Euphoria, it could have been a great opportunity to capitalize on unreleased songs but she wasted the idea in some stupid remixes…. 
 
the Inferno Euphoria we deserved:
 
1.       That Bitch
2.       Sunshine
3.       Rainbow Road
4.       Intoxicated                    (Final) 
5.       Dangerous
6.       Fallen Angel                  (Reworked)
7.       Talk To Me
8.       Difficult
9.       Heaven
 
also… something similar she could do with all the material from STARFUCKER that leaked. She could call it Club Valentine (since it was rumored to be the albums title): 
 
 
1.        Electrona 
2.        Body Count
3.        Happy Forever
4.        Teardrops
5.        Spend The Night
6.        Heartbeat Away
7.        Psycho Lover
8.        Valentine
9.        Tommy
 
this concept would be the sht in an ideal world… Electrona is such a BOP and a great opener givin Butterflies… realness 

no kim stole ayeshas whole brand

the difference between Slayyyter’s songs and Flop Pop is that Slayyyter’s music is actually good