Mer

PLS I THOUGHT SHE DIED

Mer's pics from Eras:

AKA

Heroin, with a slow build up to a heavy rock arrangement for the bridge and outro.

Having a song about a serial killer on an album about finding true love would be so funny and so Lana ngl.

It’s sort of just dawning on me how far away May 2025 is

What do the last 2 pages of this thread have to do with The Right Person Staying?

And when Doja Cat, Ariana, Camila, Cardi B, Kehlani, and Nicki Minaj and Beyoncé all decide to drop their albums on May 21st out of spite

What’s gonna be our standard abbreviation for The Right Person Will Stay? - TRPWS - “Right Person” - “Stay” ???

The Right (wing) Person = Trump Will Stay = declare martial law and install himself as dictator. She’s trying to warn us guys

perched to eat the hat

oh I must’ve missed that—I didn’t realize Eclipse was even that kind of insider I just thought he sent sneaky emails.

If this album is finished and mastered as of this writing I’ll eat a hat.

Lmao a 25% tariff on Canada is so funny bc gas prices are about to go up, especially in the Midwest.

I’m a BIT nervous bc the 2 other times Lana gave us a non-Friday album release date were: - Chemtrails Over The Country Club (Sept. 5th, 2020, a Saturday) - Rock Candy Sweet (June 1st, 2021, a Tuesday) And both got moved/pushed back.

Why are you setting up Banks, Twigs, and potentially Doja and Gaga like this 😭😭 Lana will outsell 💅

Baby she needs the money. Those Swamp Alligator Tours are not paying for their lifestyle.

we could tell.

Everyone on Slack rn at Interscope trying to figure out who approved this announcement

Oh that’s not—

Her label is def gonna force her to release it on the 23rd let’s be so real.

Ppl already complaining 😭💀

We are SO back. But we are also SO traumatized.

I want her to do 5 small cities on the west coast and call it a world tour. Then after obvious meltdowns, she’ll add like 2 European dates, cancel them, and go to Disneyland.