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Some songs are jarring (like Holy Ground), some songs I honestly can't tell the difference (like The Lucky One). I would sooner eat my own foot then let it touch the floor at a 7/11.

isn’t it just a non fat latte with caramel? Maybe she just hates swifties. Sounds pretty easy to make. I’ll just make it at home bc I think Starbucks pricing is ridiculous (fuck the patriarchy)

I think she means her lovers keychain said “fuck the patriarchy”.

not sure how i feel about that tbh :/ I mean I PREFER this version but I feel like we've gotten so many live performances of the regular ATW I'd love one of the vault tracks instead. Or The Lucky One

Just between us did the love affair maim you too?

Rice

some songs are probably just fictional. Didn't she only "date" JG for like 1-2 months?

Also I'm sorry but I will never believe this album is about Jake Gyllenhaal.

eh it's honestly barely over 24 hours until the release. And everyone's already heard 3/4 of the album.

I didn’t think I’d ever see a TS album leak wow. She keeps that all so well guarded I’m shocked it did. I bet you she’s firing any potential leaker from the pressing/stocking plant

If she preforms Holy Ground on SNL I'll literally cry. I know everyone probably wants All Too Well, but honestly we have more than enough live versions of that song. She should sing one of Holy Ground, The Lucky One, State of Grace + a classic like I Knew You Were Trouble/22

without being rude i'll just say that I said what I said lol...this is def the right direction tho!

Flipside with proper drums.

If LDR albums were all in high school, these are the popular girls: 1. Lucky Ones (the wild one who lost her virginity before everyone else) 2. Bel Air (the shy quiet one who’s popular solely bc she’s the most pretty) 3. Cruel World (def the hot one w daddy issues) 4. High By The Beach (the plug everyone keeps around for access to pot) 5. In My Feelings (the slut) 6. Fuck It I Love You (the art ho who’s parents are rich enough to make her popular) 7. None (all of them would be weird art kids that don’t get invited to parties and tell themselves they prefer it that way) 8. Black Bathing Suit

BTD already exists.

Such a cute photo but I had to quickly scroll past bc the girl's nose piercing literally makes the hair on the back of my neck stand up lol! I feel like Lana would be a fun person to noclipp to the backrooms with and try to get out.

Type in the "what's on your mind" box; the top right on the desktop version of LB. On mobile; scroll down to near the bottom of the page and under the header "Status Updates" you'll find the same "what's on your mind" box.

Bruh the entire global economy would literally grind to a halt and we’d all die.

Grown men thinking they can sing and dance like Donna Summer (without purposefully being campy/drag) are literally the worst thing to happen to disco and the LGTBQ community.

I'm so glad "House Of Gucci" is being released during a pandemic bc I don't think I could bear another "A Star Is Born" like press tour, which seemed to be inescapable. I swear late 2018 you couldn't open social media without hearing LG saying something incredibly pretentious and out of touch while Bradley Cooper sat beside her looking like a slapped ass.

I know what you mean but all I can imagine is Lady Gaga in a ski mask breaking into homes and deleting Do What U Want from ppls physical Artpop cds.

I don't dislike her music, but Lady Gaga's personality comes off as totally fake and pretentious. Calling something the "album of the decade" (in all seriousness, and not as a joke) before it's even released and shit like that just doesn't sit well with me. In terms of people who's music I just do not get or click with, definitely Jay-Z. I just don't understand his style. I respect it, but it ain't for me.

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Can’t wait for the “Lana’s left p*ssy lip” thread.