Pretty Dull

RIDE
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NOOOO LMAO THEYRE ALL GONNA COME HERE

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the fact that people actually believed those fake tracklists i made never ceases to amaze me
and ATRL says we're dumb nnn

elle's ad-revenue is about to reach new heights  

omg im pretty sure I made that tweet back in 2017  when the album leaked  can’t believe it’s on Reddit lore now 

Guys which year is this?
 

They have the most shit takes ever. Someone really said "Taylor revitalized her career" and it got a lot of upvotes like... her streams were growing way before the collab was announced and it didn't even boost her own albums 
 
But then they also complain a lot when Taylor gets brought up (only time I agree with them) so it doesn't even make sense 

that same person also posted this so i really don’t think they were kidding  

I'm dying at this cause it looks like two inmates when compared, I'm pretty sure they would both laugh should they see this

No no, the picture is black and white, it's clearly from the Ultraviolence era.

"when she was young" this picture is from LAST YEAR 

I never go on r/lanadelrey, I waste way too much time here to bother checking it out, but LMAO pleeease keep sharing, that "name an artist who isn't alive you'd like to collab with Lana" thread and someone named Taylor had me GIGGLING
 
 
and then I continued reading and saw them saying Lana and Taylor are "really old".

i wish i saved all the posts from over the years i shook my head over... oh well, last one for today:
 

the mental gymnastics they do to bring taylor swift up whenever possible

i'd like to do one for YouTube too, but there's only so many times you can screenshot this:
 
 

"we are at an all-you-can-eat michelin star buffet of lana"
 
what the actual fuck

what

“Lana is back and she’s cooler than ever 😍😍😍” — it was clever for like, 2 seconds on April 19, 2017, but then never again. 

exactly. That is why I was banned from r/lanadelrey and created my own subreddit r/lanitas 

the lana subreddit is demonic honestly