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As the girls wake up to slay another day in the Top Model house, Anya is still in the kitchen waxing it. After putting all the residue into Mitski's Activia, Anya finds a beautiful lilac envelope in the living room. She calls the other girls in the house to gather around...
@ultrabanisters @bunoner @jimmyjimmycocoapuff
 

I was very humbled this week by Ms. Lohan… she told me I was her favorite ever and just like the rest she LIED. My heart is shattered in one trizillion pieces and I’m forever grateful for @Rorman Nockwell for teaching these girls a lesson on how to walk the runway… They were making me borderline suicidal! You’re truly our Miss Jay Alexander. 
 
I spent my day in the ONLY bathroom in this house crying. I know the other girls are mad at me for using it for so long. I am sorry but my happiness and mental wellbeing comes first. I love you all girls so much.
 
TOP 4!
 

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Welcome back models.
I hope you had fun shooting your decade-themed shoots.
 
Good news!
For the remainders of the game, sabotaging has been retired! None of you will have to fear random punishment anymore.
 
 
Me and guest judge @Surf Noir have thoroughly looked through the photos and are ready to reveal the results.
 
But the bad news is that... this is a double elimination round.
 
I have 6 beautiful women standing before me, but only 4 photos in my hand. 
Two of you will be leaving us today.
 
These 4 photos will represent the 4 of you that are still in the running to become LanaBoards Next Top Model.
Let's begin with the critiques.
 
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Anya Taylor-Joy ( @jimmyjimmycocoapuff)
You are this week's winner!
 
Critiques:
 
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Mitski ( @ultrabanisters)
You are still in the running.
 
Critiques:
 
 
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Lana Del Rey ( @Daytona Beach Sparkler)
RuPaul ( @Paris Hilton)
Kate Moss ( @southbeachswing)
Charli XCX ( @bunoner)
 
You are the bottom four of this week. Two of you will be eliminated from the running.
 
 
Stay tuned for the next challenge final four. Only one more challenge left until the finale!
 
Make sure to evaluate your critiques to avoid the same mistakes in the future.
 
Goodnight ladies.
 

 
Also, feel free to look at everyone's submitted photos on Page 1 of this thread!
 
 
 

Reunion episode is gonna be crazy.... 

Confessional
 

my appearance on LBNTM has inflated my popularity- these weirdos won't stop harassing me for autographs 
 

I've been busy enjoying my time at the rejects resort 
we're getting close to the end, I wonder who will be the ultimate winner of LB next top model 

Literally 30 minutes before the deadline hey girls
 
Kate Moss - 70s
 

 
Using a candid for today, I felt this Marc Jacobs dress was the most 70's.  It's very disco elegance  gold, glittery, and stunningly beautiful yes henny
 
Now sis @Daytona Beach Sparkler it's your turn to submit

Take Me Back To The 1910s...

 
While the 1910s aren't a decade I think of when I think of vintage fashion, there are certainly important staples to this decade. For example, the fur vest I am wearing is a clear 1910s highlight, all the gals were wearing fur back in the day. Flower patterns were also quite popular, so I decided to incorporate that on my dress. As you can see, I've also styled my hair in a bob, which was an increasingly popular hair style at the time. Are you going to tell me you haven't seen this photo in your great grandmas photobook? I'm sure I was a dreary housewife in another lifetime, waiting for her husband to return from the war.
 
Colorized:
Inspo:
 
 

the 2 years of Preacher's Daughter post was sooo nostalgic and beautiful... truly a once in a lifetime album. too bad the whole text hints towards no new music coming  i guess we'll see the PD tour for like the 3rd time!

2 years of preachers daughter 😭😭😭 she posted with the demo version of strangers too im pretty sure lol
 
https://www.instagram.com/p/C624-gyO8Et/?igsh=MTI0a2Q4aDlxZWx1MA==

RuPaul wears Christian Dior, 1960
I decided to use the time machine to look for evidence of drag queens in the 60s... and they existed!
They were known for embracing the Twiggy aesthetic and wearing the cuntiest outfits.
 

As the tension thickened, Mitski’s words hung in the air. RuPaul's eyes narrowed:
— You think this is about airtime? You think you just fell out of a coconut tree? You have no idea what it's like to fight for recognition. Maybe you're too comfortable to understand that.
 
Charli, caught in the middle, tried to calm things down...
— We don’t need to do this. We’re supposed to be besties and do heroin together.
 
Mitski steadied herself...
—Ru, this is about respect. We all have our struggles, but undermining each other isn't the way.
 
RuPaul's expression softened briefly..
— Respect? Respect is earned. Maybe you should step down from your high horse.
 
The girls heard the three girls fighitng and immediately went to the living rome, sensing more drama to come. Charli attempted to mediate.
—Can we at least agree that we all have something special to offer? We have Charisma Uniqueness Nerve and Talent together.
 
Mitski nodded, the fire in her eyes dimming.
—Fine. But if you want a fight, Ru... YOU know the addy — pull up, but if i were you, i wouldnt... Also, I'd rather us all shine without dragging each other down.
 
RuPaul smiled faintly.
—Oh, honey, this isn't over. But maybe you're right. Let's focus on what really matters... To erradicate the use of sorphonic acid as a  reflux of climate change in Antartica and Japan affecting cross-border exportations!!...
 
Confessional:
i just took a fat edible so appreciate the effort

the full story is not being shared here.
 
i reached out to you - an olive branch of sorts - to reconcile and settle any differences we (you) had. i was unsure why you were so intent on stirring up drama that never existed in the first place. i then realised all you wanted was airtime, so i decided to give it to you
 
the audience can see right through you. me and charli were and still are the best of friends, and i thought we were too. i explained to her at breakfast that i had to choose someone, and it was based on how people did in the challenge. she understood and moved on. you have shown your true colours today ru, and i hope the audience, judges and your yaks see that too
 
also charli, i think all your toenails are beautiful ingrown or not <3 i’m sorry roop cant see that 

Confessional
 
 
Who are you to insult my beautiful fracking ranch. I have done nothing but contribute to the environment... I see right through you Mitski. You are an evil woman and you will soon see my wrath! I've been warning you, she has the devil within and satan got her soul. I really thought you wear my friend.
 
Mitski attacks Rupaul. Charli XCX intervenes but gets her ingrown nail injured
 

 
 
 

Who said I’d even need 12 hours? Try 1. 
 
Charli XCX - The 1950s Housewife

Ah, what a time. Living in the 1950s was all about being in the backyard, hanging your clothes to dry on the line, and watching your 7 kids play with the sprinklers while your husband was out working.
 
In the 50s, a woman’s place was in the kitchen, but here I am in my backyard. I’m looking very relaxed, waiting for my husband to come home so I can cook his dinner while wearing my beloved blue gingham dress. A 50s staple! Going by my expression, you can see I just love being a housewife with a fixed gender role. 
 

 
Bonus Headshot
 

is pepsi okay?
 
the year is 1981 and the cola wars are in full swing. one friend is for coke, your other friend is for pepsi. what do you do? meet in the middle baby! 
 
for my retro revival this week, my stylist and i were tasked with creating the 80's essence on a small scale. i thought to myself, what are some quintessential parts of the 80's?
 
1. retrofuturistic artwork
2. pops of colour and co-ord accessories 
3. leggings, leggings, leggings!
 
may i present my 1980's fantasy!
 

 
mitski is adorned in a runway ready clude montana look, paired with genuine accessories from 1981-89 (including matching leggings, 80's kitten heels and a wide brimmed hat with built in headband)!
 
this is all set against a background that fully encapsulates the era. an authentic airbrushed background to emulate the height of the cola wars... regardless of the beverage, you are going to want to drink. me. up. henny!
 
my attention to detail doesn't stop there... my mismatched tan and my 80's brooch on my wrist show that this era loved a random accessory. it’s all about layering and poses!
 
drink this up lanaboards!

Good afternoon models.
Two weeks left until the finale.
 
I hope you know your history because for this week we're going back in time.
A versatile model can slay in any era.
 
Your theme this week is "RETRO REVIVAL" 
 
By random draw, you will be given a random decade that you must use in showcasing yourself in,
For example, if you get the year 1608, I'm expecting to see you in 1608.
 
You have 24 hours to submit your decade-themed photo.
 
 
Our special guest helping me this week is newly signed 5 Points Records artist and Ex-Top Model contestant... @Surf Noir
 
 
Mitski ( @ultrabanisters) You won last week and were given the ability to sabotage another contestant.
The person you have chosen to sabotage is.....Charli XCX ( @bunoner)
 
 
Charli XCX, for this challenge you are timebound. Instead of having 24 hours to submit, you have 12 hours.
Everyone else may use their 24 hour limit to their advantage.
 
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Each Contestant's Randomly Selected Decade:
 
Kate Moss ( @southbeachswing) - 1970s
RuPaul ( @Paris Hilton) - 1960s
Lana Del Rey - ( @Daytona Beach Sparkler) - 3000s
Mitski ( @ultrabanisters) - 1980s
Charli XCX ( @bunoner) - 1950s
Anya Taylor Joy ( @jimmyjimmycocoapuff) - 1910s
 
Good luck!
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Here is your updated portrait

 

I hate those two hanging out together... I suspect Mitski is trying to steal my friend to get rid of me... 
 

Absolutely adored Mitski this week. She’s got something really unique to her. I need to start hanging out with her more in the house…