BartenderDeco

why hasn’t she gotten cancelled yet for being a compulsive liar
anyways does anyone know if downhill lullaby is going to be on masochism

it would’ve been better if she just never even mentioned masochism so our hopes wouldn’t keep getting up. i understand how bad her label is but i don’t think it’s 100% their fault. and i would be surprised if any of the songs off the album were made after 2016

french husband poem by bartenderdeco
written in the perspective of lustforlife 
my french husband i love you so much
he is a man of many careers as such
he works for the police arresting my bullies
i hate chemtrails i’m not a hillbilly
he works for a record label giving me information 
we catch the train to the eiffel tower in the train station
in the day i put up fights
filming onlyfans during the nights
i am forever lanaboards isn’t 
but everybody forgot i existed
i will make an alt account named dragonwhore
because my husbands breadstick is just like a dragon
but for now i will disappear for evermore
the prerelease thread will be dry and boring
because i can’t go on lanaboards while my husband is snoring
i will walk around feeding the ducks
walking the streets of paris like miraculous ladybug
my fake information will be no use anymore 
but one day i will have your remorse
 
@fl0r1dakil0s record this
 
 
 

i mean no disrespect to you at all, but i’m just abit skeptical since you just recently joined and we haven’t gotten anything from lana so far to know if your info is true. but can you spill abit about ldr9, eg titles, sound, production, dnc, release date and any info yk i’d love to hear it

ok i’d love some rob jazz, but it’s kind of concerning that he’s been in the studio for so long. i don’t want an album about phoenix growing up

we should do a insider survivor 
 

why hasn’t she gotten cancelled yet for being a compulsive liar
anyways does anyone know if downhill lullaby is going to be on masochism

it would’ve been better if she just never even mentioned masochism so our hopes wouldn’t keep getting up. i understand how bad her label is but i don’t think it’s 100% their fault. and i would be surprised if any of the songs off the album were made after 2016

yes it did
bur my poem is more emotional

french husband poem by bartenderdeco
written in the perspective of lustforlife 
my french husband i love you so much
he is a man of many careers as such
he works for the police arresting my bullies
i hate chemtrails i’m not a hillbilly
he works for a record label giving me information 
we catch the train to the eiffel tower in the train station
in the day i put up fights
filming onlyfans during the nights
i am forever lanaboards isn’t 
but everybody forgot i existed
i will make an alt account named dragonwhore
because my husbands breadstick is just like a dragon
but for now i will disappear for evermore
the prerelease thread will be dry and boring
because i can’t go on lanaboards while my husband is snoring
i will walk around feeding the ducks
walking the streets of paris like miraculous ladybug
my fake information will be no use anymore 
but one day i will have your remorse
 
@fl0r1dakil0s record this
 
 
 

i will record this on garageband if you leak crazy for you

so many people viewing this thread so i’m going to take this opportunity.
https://www.change.org/p/get-lustforlife-back-on-lanaboards?utm_content=cl_sharecopy_32944873_en-US%3A3&recruiter=1027281009&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=copylink&utm_campaign=tap_basic_share 
SIGN THIS PETITION PLS

i mean no disrespect to you at all, but i’m just abit skeptical since you just recently joined and we haven’t gotten anything from lana so far to know if your info is true. but can you spill abit about ldr9, eg titles, sound, production, dnc, release date and any info yk i’d love to hear it

Idk anything about dates/how much I can say without getting other people in trouble but the day before the teaser was posted my friend did tell me Sky’s stylist reached out to see if a certain brand was interested in dressing her for a comeback video. This is also how we found out about the Pitchfork cover story before anything had been announced, they’d requested a few looks for the photoshoot. I agree it isn’t right for Sky and Capitol to go back to radio silence but let’s wait a little and see what kind of rollout they have planned before you all start calling her all kinds of crackwhore and fraud, etc. 

i’m convinced you’re lustforlife in your reputation era
pull up the ip address mods
 

ok i’d love some rob jazz, but it’s kind of concerning that he’s been in the studio for so long. i don’t want an album about phoenix growing up

I feel like her team is stalking LB hard lately. 
 
yesterday we said ‘no music soon’ and Lana posted drew charting music 
 
today we say “LDR9 is boring” and Rob comes in saying the album is epic 
 
 
 
Dear lana’s team, I’m sick of piano songs plz liven it up!!

just a reminder that jack and rob think piano is ethereal, bombastic, hypnotic and epic

i told y'all, i warned y'all about this girl years ago and y'all didn't listen! lanaboards you were DEAF! i tweeted and posted and exposed her in every which way, but y'all attackad and treated me like a madman! she is the madman! she is a mad lying cow that one! besties y'all need help (https://www.webmd.com/mental-health/what-is-stockholm-syndrome) and she needs rehab! yes she does! and y'all are enabling the highs of a junkie! bitch needs to be in a straitjacket, not getting more white lines and black beaches up her pussy thanks to you! stop supporting her! stop thinking she loves you... cause she don't! she only love the high and your coins! she's a narcissist fraudster who lied her way to the industry and now she can't be bothered to release music for anyone! this fiona apple cosplayer pretending to be the genius behind her music when she can't even bother to record proper vocals to the justin raisen and dan nigro writing camp mp3s sent to her! she's lucky the 3 people here didn't move on cause sky ferreira girl nobody be talking about you besides pitchfork and lanaboards the pits of the internet... y'all hyping this girl up i literally watched a live performance of 24 hours and she CAN'T even sing! what the hell does this girl do? she isn't writing, playing any instruments, can barely hold a note... should we call her an actress and model based on the 10 second cameos and 5 magazines or whatever she got on? hunty those days been over who is gonna book sky ferreira girl? the cheques are gonna bounce when they realize what a talentless fraud she is! what does she do? does she work in a starbucks? is she a librarian? HELL NAH! people at those jobs are more responsible and professional with their work than sky tonia ferreira! ELECTRIC CHAIR! 

why hasn’t she gotten cancelled yet for being a compulsive liar
anyways does anyone know if downhill lullaby is going to be on masochism

ok i’d love some rob jazz, but it’s kind of concerning that he’s been in the studio for so long. i don’t want an album about phoenix growing up

ok i’d love some rob jazz, but it’s kind of concerning that he’s been in the studio for so long. i don’t want an album about phoenix growing up

we should do a insider survivor 
 

ok i’d love some rob jazz, but it’s kind of concerning that he’s been in the studio for so long. i don’t want an album about phoenix growing up