The Paradise Edition

In the cock in the cock in the cockpit I'm your baby

i know i said i’m happy with a slower rollout given that the album isn’t coming out for a while but…….. a little insider crumb, maybe? a cheeky lyric tease? a sliver of a vibe assessment, perhaps? 🥺🥺🥺

when she releases the tracklist and it's
1. Tough (Feat Quavo)
2. Tough (Solo Ver.)
3. Tough (Gravagerz Remix)
4. Tough (Chanel Tres Remix)
5. Tough (Sped Up)
6. Tough (Slowed)
7. Tough (Instrumental)
8.  Tough (Acapella)
9. Tough (Acoustic)
10. Tough (Dancing Alligators Ver.)
11. Tough (Even Tougher Ver.)
12. Tough (Featuring Nikki Lane)
13. Henry, Come On but it's actually Tough so it's not

When she announced the album and Tough IS on there 

 
when she announced the deluxe and it’s just the two Tough remixes!!!

When she announces the tracklist and Tough is nowhere to be found 

If this happens I'll unalive myself in front of Interscope, this is a CRIME

My only hope right now is that she's on The Weeknd's album and that's why she's silent (there's also still like 4/5 months for the album).
If not... I guess we'll have to wait for March or even April before Stagecoach

This is taking me out  Too soon

this isn't the pre-release thread, this is music purgatory.

It’s not a dream, the song is called Fishtail.

I see you 

but i guess that i’m still burned out after all 

the culture is not lit and i am not having a ball 

No news on the weeknd's new album tracklist? 
 
this shit usually leaks or gets posted days ahead of an album release (but ofc nothing is easy this era)
 
still hoping to see lana's name on there

Chuck posted some photos of her daughter Phoenix on Instagram stories and there was this other story where she said that she misses Lake Placid and I thought that imagine if Lake Placid (reworked or not) is on The Right Person Will Stay but then I also realised that lyrically it's the opposite, it's about not wanting to go home  Despite its sad lyrics, I can still see it on The Right Person Will Stay (even though, the album seems to be more in positive light)

I think BPBP with a more rock oriented production would be amazing and more impactful
 

Nothing brings me more joy than the idea of Lana being on Ellen…Ellen would have tortured that young emo girl

Not even a random restaurant sighting 

We are being collectively edg*d since last 6 months and still nothing as if we’re all on Lexapro. 

What if she is figuring out the perfect track placement for Roses Bloom For You right now and furthermore this and the current political situation in the US send her down the rabbit hole and she is revisiting the 4 LFL political outtakes and is about to put one of them on the album and is writing a "The Greatest Looking For America Paradise Is Very Fragile Pt. 2" as the 16th track

so can we finally stop trusting self proclaimed insiders now 
 
Lana prereleases are generally very quick. Typically there is only 3 months between lead single and the album, so if she sticks to the end of May the single will likely be next month, but personally I think March is more likely. 

of 2026 maybe 

first week of january... sure
the fucking month is about to end and we dont know shit

Looking forward to her collab with The Weeknd more than this album tbh